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get out of my marriage

Been playing Stardew all day and I’m sad I can’t marry Marlon 😔

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while we're on the precipice, what do yall want the buddie first kiss song to be? i want it to be anything could happen by ellie goulding

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what i need y’all to understand. is that if they were trying to shut buddie down they wouldn’t have brought it up at all. buck and tommy would’ve had their reunion and eddie would never be placed in the middle of it. buck wouldn’t be living in his house. tommy wouldn’t think of him as “competition”. they wouldn’t need to insist THREE TIMES that buck isn’t in love with eddie, because eddie is “straight”. tim isn’t writing this show to thumb his nose at the buddie shippers on tumblr. he’s writing it for the millions of viewers who watch this casually every week. who now—undeniably, whether they had thought about it before or not—have the thought in their heads that buck being in love with eddie is a possibility.

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Imagine loving a guy so much you almost kill yourself to find his baby boy in a tsunami, you claw at the earth when you think you've lost him forever, you crawl under a fire truck to drag his bleeding body to safety with an actual sniper shooting your way, you accept the fact he put you down as his boy's legal guardian in case he dies with barely a protest, you agonise when he quits being your job partner, you take said son to the zoo all the time, you get jealous like a dog pissing on a tree when he has a new friend, you're there when he begs you to fix something you can't fix and you can only hold on to his shoulder to try and shoot the pain, you go to him the second some ugly man dumps you, you throw a hissy fit about him leaving to Texas and sabotage his house showing, and then, you cave. You cave and you give up your housing situation to help him, you move into his house and you let him go. You let him go because you love him that much.

And he looks at you like you set his world on fire and built it back anew, and you hope he looks through the rearview as he drives away, hoping he'll miss you half as much as you'll miss him.

He will. You were struck by the same lightning, you'll forever share a heartbeat.

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USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

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Me @ writers: you just make that shit up from your brain???

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Hey! If yall interact with any of my posts PLEASE look at this one!

There are a lot of people displaced right now in Kentucky because of flooding and we could really use yalls help over here. I can say for sure if you donate to this group it WILL be used to help people and I can show yall proof if it’s needed. People need clothes, food, towels, hotel rooms for an indefinite amount of time, and even more than that. If you’re able to do so please donate even a dollar. ❤️

If you can’t donate even a reblog to get this out there would help a ton!

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We already know you're a great dad.

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where's all the brokeback mountain fanfiction where are yall hiding it

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

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she whomp on my willow til i weep