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idk

me: *flipping thru yt during my online class cuz im bored*

youtube: What Makes You Beautiful but the only lyrics are you’re insecure

me: *clicks*

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the things i’d let him do to me-

Calum Hood of 5 Seconds of Summer performs on stage during 2018 BLI Summer Jam at Northwell Health at Jones Beach Theater on June 15, 2018.

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How to Y/N Professionally

1. You have to act clingy. And cringey.

2. At some point you turn into a conceited character that only cares about herself. Other than that, no character development for you.

3. Blond hair and 'ocean blue eyes' is a must. Even if you have to steal them.

4. CRY A LOTTTTT!!!!!!

5. You must create this scene where you're sprawled on the bathroom floor crying and your prince Charming comes in and asks what's wrong.

6. "Why does he even like me? I'm not that pretty. Like, at all! Look at [insert Heather name]. She deserves him more than I do."

7. "Oh God, I'm a terrible person who doesn't deserve to live." after squashing an ant.

8. Did I mention cry?

9. "I tie my hair into a messy bun and slip into some jeans." and can't forget your Converse or your Vans.

10. Be a clown. Not the 1D type, but the easily deceivable kind. He could be snorting cocaine in front of you and you'd call it flour or rat poison. A smart character could ruin the simple plot, so you gotta act dumb and unsuspecting while your 'boyfriend' pops pills and stumbles into your house talking dumb.

Before y'all come for my neck, this was a joke. I just got used to some things i'm sure you guys have as well, and i just wanted to point them out. Thanks for reading. Good luck Y/N-ing.

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i feel ✨a t t a c k e d✨

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Incorrect Quotes

Calum: Michael?

Michael: Yeah?

Calum: Do you love me?

Michael: I don't know, why?

Calum: Promise we'll be friends forever?

Michael: *agitated* Spit it out, Hood! What happened?

Calum: Duke told me he has a crush on Moosemoose.

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i hate this feeling omg

I was playing a quick game and I met a cool person but I had to leave (╥﹏╥) after three games, never to see them again.

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DJHSFOIEJSAFOJE

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I read somewhere, once, that crying defies scientific explanation. Tears are only meant to lubricate the eyes. There is no real reason for tear glands to overproduce tears at the behest of emotion. I think we cry to release the animal parts of us without losing our humanity. Because inside me is a beast that snarls, and growls, and strains toward freedom, toward Tobias, and, above all, toward life. And as hard as I try, I cannot kill it. So I sob into my hands instead.

Veronica Roth, Insurgent (via memoryarchaeologist)

Ouch

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Whenever you feel sad... Just remember that Calum Hood exists.

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Cool so people are saying that Ashton is leaving the band to pursue a solo career or something along the lines, which inciting panic within the younger fans who, expectantly haven’t dealt with something like this before.

If you were all paying attention, Ash has commented saying they pursue other creative outlets which helps them find their own identities outside of the band, to then bring what they have learned back to the band to give us the best of 5sos as a creative whole.

I’d also like to remind you, Ashton has previously worked with Andy Black on his album, and also Michael is a producer. They have their outlets, just like we do.

Other artists have done this to keep their creativity from overwhelming the music they create as a band, Alex Gaskarth and Mark Hoppus as an example with Simple Creatures. Whilst their own bands pursued a new sound, they returned to their roots. Mark and Travis also had +44 in previous years.

Don’t be an asshole by immediately taking the assumption that it means the band is over. It just upsets people who do use their music as positive outlet in what can be some seriously shit times and that’s not fair nor is it nice.