apparently little wrio used to refuse injections from sige lol (from her voiceline abt wrio)
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I was late for sunburn meme but consider-
(meanwhile Neuvi wondering where his lumitoiles went...)
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if I'm not gonna get it, I'm gonna draw it🥲
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inncorect quotes with my fav genshin chars
warnings: swearing, alcohol mentions, mild suggestive for some lmao
notes: if anyone has any brainrots or hcs pls send them :)
characters: almost everyone, male & female
y/n: xiao, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
xiao: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
y/n: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
thoma: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
y/n: That one. I want that one.
Hu tao: I’m going to hell.
y/n: Probably.
Hu tao: I'll pick you up?
y/n: *nodding* Carpool.
sucrose: y/n, we tried things your way.
y/n: No, we didn't.
sucrose: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
xiangling: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
y/n: Why no 24/7?
xiangling: Snack breaks.
Zhongli: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
y/n: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
kazuha: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
y/n: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
kazuha: No, like, U R A Q T.
y/n: Awwww!
y/n: The stars are so beautiful…
Albedo: They're just giant balls of gas.
y/n: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Albedo: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
y/n: Oh…
kaeya: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
y/n: This is a lie.
y/n: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
y/n: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
y/n: If I run and leap at aether, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
y/n, running towards aether: Coming in!
aether: No! I’m holding coffee!
aether: *Drops coffee and catches y/n*
Beidou: I just ended a five year relationship.
y/n: Oh no, are you okay?
Beidou: It's okay, it wasn't mine.
Rosaria: *angrily presses y/n against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
y/n: ...
y/n: Are we about to kiss-
y/n: Hello ningguang, made anyone cry today?
ningguang: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
xingquiu, dramatically: They called me a fool.
y/n, sick of xingquiu's shit: They weren’t wrong.
y/n: Relationships should be 50/50. diluc cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
chongyun: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
y/n: Never seen one.
chongyun: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.
y/n: What can’t I see?
chongyun: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.
y/n: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
chongyun: Fuck.
y/n: Any idiot would know that.
itto: I knew that!
y/n: See?
y/n: I love murder mysteries!
lumine, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
lisa: I wasn’t that drunk.
y/n: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
lisa: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
y/n: Oh no, that’s terrible!
sara: Did they win?
y/n: Can you cut me some slack, kequing? I’m sort of in love.
Keqing: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
y/n: I’m in love with you.
Keqing: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Childe: Talk dirty to me, baby~
y/n: The dishes.
Childe: Wha-
y/n: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times
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i dunno, there’s something about la signora coming to love snezhnaya the way she couldn’t love mondstadt after rostam died for it. something about her hellfire butterfly journeying all the way across the sea just so some part of her could go home. something about her comrades calling her “rosalyne”
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