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unrelated but college finals are genuinely so soul crushing sometimes bc wdym i need a 50% to get a B and a 100.5% to get an A???? I have a 89.5% rn you’re telling me that im closer to an 80% than a fucking 90%????? what the fuck genuinely
it’s fine i get my degree in 4 days i just have to lock in until then 🙏🙏🙏
#like genuinely#what the fuck#not to mention this is a CUMULATIVE final with 985 slides worth of material#like what the fuck?????#and it’s fucking physiology like i will kms don’t test me prof#i condensed 985 slides to 45 handwritten pages of notes to 14 typed pages#just need my crash out to be over
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the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry
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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh
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anyways i’m on season 5 of bones for my third rewatch and holy shit i forgot how insane this season starts and also ends like actually wtf was going on between booth and brennan this season
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upgrading my phone tomorrow for the first time in 6 years and now i’m worried my like 75 open ao3 tabs aren’t gonna transfer so i’ve had to make them all marked for later so i can reopen them as god intended
also i am increasingly worried about the prevalence of ai in our lives and in our technology and so i just want like the phone that doesn’t have all that shit built into it :(
#not a fandom post#ai negative#god when the robots overlords overtake us let it be known i have been skeptical since the beginning#ao3
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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
#15 injured dozens killed#this has done irreparable damage to 14 year old me#who needs season 3 anyways fr#i am being so parasocially normal about this#and i just saw tit akron head in hands will be thinking about this for the next 7 business days
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Is your ship really that iconic if one of them haven't been buried alive and the other haven't tried to dig them out with their bare hands?
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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
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Stanford pines is a crazy character cause what do you mean he made a whole ass room in his house dedicated to helping him have gayer thoughts
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rewatching bones for the umpteenth time and damn season 1 was filled with episodes that just got me hooked right away like i may come back and do a deeper dive on this but season 1 did a wonderful job of establishing just how important bones is to booth and how much their partnership means to bones.
For example in season 1 alone there is: booth threatening a gang leader for her in ep 13
two episodes later when bones is a target by the mob he breaks out of the hospital after literally getting blown up to rescue her
THEN two episodes later he drops everything to go out to the desert to help when angela’s boyfriend was murdered specifically because bones requested it!!!
AND THATS NOT ALL, then another measly two episodes later when bones was drugged in louisiana he flew down for her because he was so worried and refused to even entertain the idea that she could have possibly been the murderer
like for all booths faults (and he has many) the one thing he has always been good at and his main redeeming quality for me is how dedicated he is to bones like that is his PARTNER, in every sense of the word and it is established from day 1 that there is nothing he won’t do for her and he sticks to that no matter what detriment it may be to himself
#yes i’m bones posting again#bones tv#but like for real this man is whipped for bones like he will move the sun and moon if she needed#don’t even get me started#on the later episodes?? my fav in season 4 i think when bones and hodgins are kidnapped by the gravedigger and booth literally loses it??#peak television#time and time again it is shown just his level of love and dedication for her and i love a show that is unafraid to show that#especially from what is supposed to be their macho male lead kickass fbi agent#PEAK
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People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.
I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.
I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.
There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me
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it's so funny having like, niche, hyperspecific, random fears. i'm personally terrified that someone will break into my house while i'm showering and kill me nakey and without dignity. i'm scared of birds and mascots. i'm intensely scared that my cat is gonna turn on the stove while i'm not home and burn my apartment down and the cats won't be able to get out and i think about that almost daily. post your niche fears in the tags so everyone can judge you for them
#forever terrified/paranoid that i will be buried alive in my car#ala that one bones episode with the gravedigger#so i keep water bottle and granola bars and like basic survival stuff in there#JUST IN CASE i do get buried so i can survive for a bit#but this is genuinely something i am worried about and think about far too often#‘thank you hyperspecific fears’ we all say in unison
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My dearest love has once again returned to war (ao3 is down), and I am left with no tales of sweet loves and adventure to regale (no bedtime stories for me)
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submitting an aita to phil’s tumblr post for it has me rethinking my entire love life and how i may just be a stereotype of the typical “useless lesbian” as me and this girl i thought was just being really friendly have:
-gotten ‘platonically married’ in which we exchanged rings and vows and now wear those
-plan to move in together
-have a cat together (he’s my baby but he loves her more)
-planned to spend the next 80 days on a bus trip around the US together
-are referred to as ‘mom’ and ‘mom’ in the friend group
-have multiple matching outfits and keys to each others current places
-pretended to be a couple to get free tshirts
-acted like a couple the rest of the night “just in case” anyone got suspicious
anyone have any advice? talking to her is out of the question i will simply pretend like everything is normal and FINE until i die or explode in a bridgerton-esque confession whichever comes first
#lesbian#phil lester#aita#advice#like am i crazy#i think i have just been the exact stereotype of the clueless lesbian that me and my friend always joke about being#god im not your strongest soldier#i can not understand social cues either unless it is EXPLICITLY AND CLEARLY STATED#that’s the autism tho not the lesbianism
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Every once and a while I'll think too hard about the dsmp again and I'll feel like this

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