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Queuing up at character ai is like your parents taking your phone so you don't chat with your girlfriend/boyfriend, setting an exact time that increases every time you ask (restarting your browser) 'Can I get my phone back? '

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I'm super non-emotional, so if I text my friends “I love you” they'll tell me not to do anything they're coming soon or they'll just say "Dude, are you dying?”

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Someone is flirting with character A: And what's your name?

Character A: I am.. um.

Character B, obscuring character A: THE FIRST NAME IS BUSY, THE LAST NAME IS WITH ME

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*On the simulator in the garrison*

Pidge: We'll crash in 10..

Lance: 10 what? Hours? Minutes?

Pidge: 9..

Hunk: *quiet panic*

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I'm surprised Dorcas/Marlene don't hire Darcy and Tara from Heartstopper for the ship video. Just look at them! They're literally dorlene!

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I don't remember if VLD mentioned Lance's middle name, but my headcanon: his middle name is Frankie. Seriously, he looks like a real Frankie.

Okay, maybe a little bit Taylor, but more Frankie.

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Leonardo..

Brother: DiCaprio

Sister: Da Vinci

Me: Valdez

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Look, I don't understand why some people do headcanons where Keith is Chinese or Korean. SERIOUSLY. His last name is literally Kogane and his middle name is Akira (I looked it up on Wikipedia)

Changed: OK, sorry, it wasn't Keith with Akira's middle name, but his last name is still Kogane

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Hey, dudes, what do you think about the Annabeth, Niko, and Leo trio? They're my PJO favorites and I think they would be cool best friends. (Leave links to fan fiction in the comments if you know them in English, Russian or Ukrainian (these are the only languages I can read))

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Zarkon: We've got your kid

Shiro: But I don't have kids

Zarkon: Then what is this emo threatening us with the pipe he snatched out-

Shiro: OH MY GOD YOU GOT KEITH

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They have the same wibe

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You know that trend from tik tok where there's a randomizer mask with the characters and the captions 'died', 'It is ok', 'crying'? I tried that trend with the PJO characters. Well, canonically they only died

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I have a question on a universal scale, WHY didn't ACHILLES' mother dunk him in STYX FULL?! SHE WOULD HAVE DIPPED HIM COMPLETELY WITH HER HEEL AND SHE WOULD HAVE JUST HAD AN UNKILLABLE ARM AND AN UNKILLABLE CHILD, WHAT THE FUCK, FETID?

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I bet Aaron and Neil's friendship would have been based on mutual assholes.

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DAM I'M DYING TO LAUGH

YALL DO URSELFS A FAVOR AND WATCH THIS VIDEO

IT IS A BLESSING AND A TRUE MASTERPIECE I DIED LAUGHING

favorite part (out of many favorite parts)

"hi! i'm lance!"

"and this is klance!" *romantic music starts playing*

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Great Klance to the studio!