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[ginny-quidditch-weasley]

Gryffindor: Can you just apologize already.

Slytherin: I didn’t do anything wrong!

Gryffindor: YOU RIPPED A HOLE IN THE ROOF OF MY NEW CAR!

Hufflepuff: We all saw you Slytherin.

Slytherin: Well, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, you, and I were all in the car.

Ravenclaw: So?

Slytherin: Since there were four of us in the car we can’t say for sure which one of us ripped the hole.

Gryffindor: *throws a crumpled up napkin at Slytherin* There are four of us at this dinner table. I guess we’ll never know which one of us just threw that napkin at you.

Hufflepuff: *breaks out into laughter*

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I did

ncjsdkncjsd ginny is objectively the better quidditch player between her and harry. i mean harry definitely has skills, he has a natural talent for flying and all. but ginny’s been training herself to fly and play since she was six, and had only been improving since then. not to mention, she was able to substitute harry “greatest seeker at the time” potter’s quidditch position, win a match in his place, and can play both chaser AND seeker, which are two completely different playing positions. ginny also went on to play professionally, which means her body and mind has spent years playing intense quidditch, maybe even internationally. point is that, maybe if it was by raw talent, harry would win. but being a quidditch player takes more than talent, it takes constant training and developed instincts to be the better one, and ginny has all of those. harry is the better flyer, but ginny is the better quidditch player. goodnight

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so what if like

they figured out it was peter and not sirius. of course it wasn’t sirius. either remus just refused to believe it or sirius didn’t go batshit and try to kill peter or everyone who mattered knew that they switched the secret keeper.

how would this change the prophecy plot?

it wouldn’t. hear me out.

harry would be raised by his godfathers. harry and voldemort are tied to this prophecy because of who they are as people. harry would have grown up with wizards yes, but remus sure wouldn’t let him grow a big ego. he’d know love and safety, but he’d still be an evans. full of courage and compassion. he’d still fight voldemort because that man killed his parents. because as he grows up, voldemort is still going to come for him. because neither can live while the other survives. it’s still true.

how would it change is characterization?

sirius was a child of abuse. remus is a werewolf and faces discrimination. as independent people, they likely don’t make much money. canon tells us sirius had no intention of using his family’s money. they’d keep the black and potters fortunes safe, take only what they needed, leave the rest for harry’s future. between the two of them, they’d raise a child much like what we saw in canon. harry would learn compassion, empathy, morality, kindness, and love. he’d be proud, but humble. and since rowling basically ignored the symptoms of ptsd from abuse anyway, i think he’d be pretty much the same.

now the big one: what about lily’s protection? the whole rationalization for harry staying with the dursley’s was the blood magic. how could he be protected living with his uncles?

may i present- my own personal canon alternative:

lily is a teenager, later in the hogwarts years, when she discovers remus’s secret. she comes by it accidentally and originally misunderstands. you see, lily find remus, in human form, bloody and scratched up. she had gone to surprise him at his home over the summer and found him out on the lawn, assuming something had attacked him. his parents were nowhere to be found (maybe he goes to a shack in the woods behind their home to transform, maybe they leave during the full moon cycle to stay safe, maybe they’re dead in this version for whatever reason, or however you plausibly see the situation arising). and lily has been learning healing because of the war they find themselves growing into. and she’s incorporated muggle science into her practice and, caught off guard, doesn’t have her usual potion supplies.

so when she finds remus, bloody and dying, she tries her best to close up his wounds with spells and gives him a makeshift field blood transfusion, hoping they have compatible blood types or at least that she can get him to a proper healer in time.

when he comes to he reveals the truth of the situation to her. after that morning, his transformations are always a little less harsh as his curse has been “watered down” per say. having his friends with him did always help to keep his sanity.

and when lily sacrifices her life for her family. that protection lives on in remus just as is does in petunia.

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When Andromeda first told Sirius she was pregnant she was a wreck and terrified she would be a horrible mother after all their parents put them through. Sirius would just continue to tell her

“You may not know what to do, but you know exactly what not to do”

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logically, I know that there were most likely other gryffindor boys in the same year as percy and oliver who we didn’t know about because they just never had reason to interact with or be mentioned by harry

personally, it is a billion times funnier to pretend that percy and oliver were literally the only two gryffindor boys in their year. because that means when it came time to pick a prefect, the options were percy “i’ve had a hand drawn picture of a prefect badge on my vision board since age 7 and can recite the student handbook backwards in germanic latin” weasley or oliver “you can’t cancel quidditch, idc if students are literally dying, tell them to rub some dirt in it” wood

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The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.” 

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.” 

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Also, considering the fact that the Weasleys were ONLY recognized by their red hair and old clothes... What if Fred and George just dyed their hair as a practical joke.

Ginny could probably use a hairspell and it would completely disguise her from her quidditch fans.

...

What if the entire weasley clan wod dye their hair a pale blonde JUST to spite the Malfoys.

(We know certain haircolours are know to belong to certain families as there is no other reason Narcissa could possibly have blonde hair in a family where everyone has black hair. )

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.” 

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.” 

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I found these in my notes, and honestly, they are pure gold…

—

Teddy, into a hairbrush: YOOOOOOO I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want

Harry, into a different hairbrush: So tell me what you want what you really really want

Remus, walking into the room: Harry

Remus: What the fuck have you done to my child

—

*3am*

Percy: What is all that racket

*ball hits the window*

Percy: *looks out the window to see his dumbass husband hosting Quidditch practice for their children*

Percy: OLIVER IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

—

*procession music starts playing*

Hermione: *comes out in a tux*

Molly: …

Ron: *struts down the aisle in a wedding dress*

Molly: RONALD

-

Lee: *puts his child in a crib while Fred films*

Crib: *turns into a rubber chicken*

Lee: lmao

—

Angelina: George, don’t you dare cause a piece of furniture to turn into a rubber chicken

George, frantically disabling all the transfiguration charms he had put on the table and chairs: Why would I ever do that? 

—

*procession music starts playing*

Lee: *comes out in nice pajamas*

Fred: *comes out in nice pajamas as well*

Molly: FREDERICK

—

Charlie, writing a letter: Dear mum,

Charlie: I don’t know why you’re asking me, since you have seven kids

Charlie: But since you want grandbabies

Charlie: Here you go

Charlie: *sends a picture of a dragon in a diaper*

Charlie: Love, Charlie

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Fred Weasley: @Freddy-Weasley

Canon Masterlist for RRHP✅

(Each time our cast is updated, they will be added to this post)

The Seven

Percy Jackson: @persassy-basson

Annabeth Chase: @smartest-of-them-all

Piper McLean: @pippip-cheerio

Jason Grace: @blonde-superman

Hazel Levesque: @witch-gurl28

Frank Zhang: @chinese-baby-man

Leo Valdez: @leo-on-fire

Camp Half-Blood

Nico DiAngelo: @shadowtravel-and-mcdonalds

Will Solace: @sun-and-smiles

Thalia Grace: @thalia-grace-pinecone-face

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: @green-mist

Paolo Montes: @paolomontesss

Pollux: @pollux-wine-child

Billie Ng: @billies-garden

Hunter Kowalski: @hunterk-the-hunter

Festus: @festustheawesomedragon

Katie Gardner: @demeters-responsible-child

Camp Jupiter

Reyna Avila Ramierez Allerano: @reyna-ramirez-allerano-blog

Octavian Octavian: @willkillagodforfree

Greek Gods/Titans

Zeus: @king-of-olympus

Poseidon: @under-the-sea

Heista: @godess-of-fireplaces

Hera: @literal-queen-check

Kronos: @king-of-the-titans

Aphrodite: @doves-and-beauty

Apollo/Lester: @lester-apollodopoulos

Hebe: @goddess-of-youthfulness

Athena: @strategic-warfare

Persephone: @goddess-of-springtime

Hades: @souls-and-nightshades

Khione: @i-like-ice-sculptures

Ares: @manlywardude

Nyx: @the-original-goth

The Kane Chronicles

Sadie Kane: @the-sadie-kane

Bast: @goddess-of-friskies

Magnus Chase

Samirah: @val-kyrie-sam-irah

Blitz: @blitzenthefashonista

Harry Potter

Ginny Weasley: @ginny-quidditch-weasley

Remus Lupin: @moony-needs-chocolate

Tom Riddle: @lord-voldemort-tom-riddle

Fleur Delacour: @Fleur-delacour

[ginny-quidditch-weasley]

So I currently have 69 followers

Nice

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I did

ginny weasley went out into the muggle world and brought back the art of kickboxing

[ginny-quidditch-weasley]

if left on his own, ron weasley will figure out how to exist on nachos and cheese

[ginny-quidditch-weasley]

.And that's why he can NEVER be left unsupervised

if left on his own, ron weasley will figure out how to exist on nachos and cheese

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Which is concerning in itself, but not that surprising if you ask me. (Not that anyone ever does)

dumbledore: harry. you need to protect yourself against mind reading

harry: already sorted professor, ain't got no mind to read

dumbledore: no thoughts?

harry: head empty

[ginny-quidditch-weasley]

Well, I'm glad to have company here

Hello everyone... everyone told me to get this.

[ginny-quidditch-weasley]

Canon Masterlist for RRHP✅

(Each time our cast is updated, they will be added to this post)

The Seven

Percy Jackson: @persassy-basson

Annabeth Chase: @smartest-of-them-all

Piper McLean: @pippip-cheerio

Jason Grace: @blonde-superman

Hazel Levesque: @witch-gurl28

Frank Zhang: @chinese-baby-man

Leo Valdez: @leo-on-fire

Camp Half-Blood

Nico DiAngelo: @shadowtravel-and-mcdonalds

Will Solace: @sun-and-smiles

Thalia Grace: @thalia-grace-pinecone-face

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: @green-mist

Paolo Montes: @paolomontesss

Pollux: @pollux-wine-child

Billie Ng: @billies-garden

Hunter Kowalski: @hunterk-the-hunter

Festus: @festustheawesomedragon

Katie Gardner: @demeters-responsible-child

Camp Jupiter

Reyna Avila Ramierez Allerano: @reyna-ramirez-allerano-blog

Octavian Octavian: @willkillagodforfree

Greek Gods/Titans

Zeus: @king-of-olympus

Poseidon: @under-the-sea

Heista: @godess-of-fireplaces

Hera: @literal-queen-check

Kronos: @king-of-the-titans

Aphrodite: @doves-and-beauty

Apollo/Lester: @lester-apollodopoulos

Hebe: @goddess-of-youthfulness

Athena: @strategic-warfare

Persephone: @goddess-of-springtime

Hades: @souls-and-nightshades

Khione: @i-like-ice-sculptures

Ares: @manlywardude

Nyx: @the-original-goth

The Kane Chronicles

Sadie Kane: @the-sadie-kane

Bast: @goddess-of-friskies

Magnus Chase

Samirah: @val-kyrie-sam-irah

Blitz: @blitzenthefashonista

Harry Potter

Ginny Weasley: @ginny-quidditch-weasley

Remus Lupin: @moony-needs-chocolate

Tom Riddle: @lord-voldemort-tom-riddle

Fleur Delacour: @Fleur-delacour

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