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For selfshippers who are looking for alternatives to AI chatbots

Use Tupperbox and make yourself a server for you and your F/Os! You get 500 tuppers on a free account, so even if you have a bunch of F/Os you should be able to fit them all in :3

It doesn���t even have to be just your partners either! I’ve made one with the entire P.highting cast and it helps me feel not only closer to my fictional partners, but also their source as a whole

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haven't been here in awhile...

howdy chat. how's it been. my f/o list needs a SERIOUS update

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💖🔒 Non-sharing selfshippers! 🔒💖

You're the ONLY one your F/O loves!

Anybody else that claims to love them simply doesn't understand them as well as you do!

Your F/O could never imagine being with anybody but you! It's unthinkable to them, like who is this random stranger trying to claim they're together? No? They're with you, clearly!

Doubles will lose interest eventually and move onto other things! They're not as dedicated as you are! Just gotta wait them out, because they WILL forget about the F/O sooner or later!

Doubles are just 'in love' with some separate instance of your F/O, not the real version. It's like being in love with a photocopy instead of the original print. Only YOU have the real, original print of your F/O, the real idea of who they really are.

No matter how many people claim to love your F/O, you're the one and only true love for them. Even if your F/O is niche and has a few doubles, or a super popular F/O with a hundred doubles, they only want you and will ONLY ever want you.

Don't let doubles discourage you! They're just distractions, petty imitations. Enjoy your life with your F/O and block any you see, curating your experiences.

You might feel angry or upset, but remember, venting to friends privately is OK but hurting others won't accomplish anything.

[ OP IS PROSHIP + NON SHARING ]

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How does it feel to be loved by them at all times, in every timeline, every universe, during every moment?

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i was gonna put this in the tags but i have FAR too many so we're here now lmao.

i have a couple of canonically queer f/os i'll be mentioning first just for funsies!

hunter: bisexual

vi: sapphic (heavily implied lesbian- might be canon?)

aeron: aroace and non-binary

ren: pan and non-binary

and now onto the actual headcanons. i'll just be going by sexuality to make this easier lmao

lesbian: sydney, scorpia

bi: vincent, farz, seth, logan, kelby, volks, koujaku, varian, finny

pan: aki, reece, daisuke, lucien, yuu, tsubaki, casper

demirose: dorian, clear

and now the ones that only go to one f/o

-hiro is transmasc and bi

-ace is bicurious

-cashew is achillean

-noiz is queer

-rire is arobi

happy pride month to those who celebrate! your f/o loves you and is celebrating right beside you! if you have any queer headcanons for your f/o, feel free to share them in the reblogs!

antishippers dni

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F/O who, despite not necessarily being into your interests, goes out of their way in order to make you feel seen and heard whenever they hear you talk about it. While many other people would ignore you, they’ll listen wholeheartedly all with a smile on their face. They’ll even research the topic when they’re not around you just to make you happy.

ᴅɪᴠɪᴅᴇʀ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ﹕ ᴘᴇᴛᴀʟᴘxʟ

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☆ your f/o locking tf in to get you a plushie from a claw machine

or vice versa

you trying your absolute darndest to get that one plushie of a mascot or otherwise character you know your f/o is fond of, no matter how many times they try to convince you it’s not worth it

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idk if he's been done already or not, but if he hasn't, my baby tsubaki!!! (from shota x oni)

𝄂𝄚𝅦𝄚𝄞𝅄ㅤthe shota of the day is 𝕿𝖘𝖚𝖇𝖆𝖐𝖎 from 𝕾𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖆 𝖝 𝕺𝖓𝖎

⋆˚࿔♫⋆˚࿔

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NSFW selfship imagine below the cut- MDNI

imagine calling your f/o mommy/daddy during sex, but completely by accident; it just slips out before you even realize what you're saying.

suddenly your f/o groans. "say it again," they say.

and so you do. you say it over and over again at their urging until you're practically babbling, feeling them go a little harder, a little faster every time the word passes your mouth. it drives them insane, and, well, maybe you too...

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i love nonsharers… fellow nonsharers get behind me i’ll protect you

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ooo ooo mee!!! i do!!!!

so (one of) my blush blush s/i(s) ("one of" bc i have multiple f/os from blush blush and each has a different self-insert they're with bc i like complicating things) is ayane, and i have an au where he's a bunny hybrid! he's with aki, who's a kitsune, so obviously already hybrid adjacent regardless of universe lmao. it came about because aki calls me "bunny" (and i die every time /pos) and i went "hmm... but what if... actual bunny..."

i also have a much less fleshed-out but still very dear to me au where hunter is a wolf hybrid, because well. obviously. he's my precious puppy regardless of universe, might as well make it official lmao

anybody got a hybrid au? lemme hear them please. whether you’re the hybrid or your f/o or if you’re both hybrids- JUST SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL PLEASE

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he would treat me right (he's fictional and sometimes dead in the source material)

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trigger warning: mention rape/non-con

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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ily to all my selfshippers mooties and non-mooties

i'm too shy and awkward and anxious to comment on everything you post but let it be known that i'm gonna be there, with confetti and pompoms cheering for every milestone you reach with your loved one.

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i love being a selfshipper bc there's nothing stopping me from making creep s/is

case in point: my 23 y/o s/i ivy who is actively grooming my 16 y/o f/o and has been in love with him since he was 9 <3

they belong on "to catch a predator" but i love them anyways /j

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they’re canon btw.... a little birdie told me

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me: side-eyes pinterest on my phone

the voice of reason in my head: angel, no. that place is crawling with antis and doubles, it's just gonna upset u to go on there.

me: but... hunter art...

the voice of reason in my head: no hunter art is worth your wellbeing, please do not.

me: opens pinterest

the voice of reason in my head: god DAMN IT, ANGEL

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💖 REVERSE SELFSHIP AU IMAGINES 💖

imagine your f/o...

🌟 giggling, fanning, squealing or just making happy noises whenever you show up

🌟 saving TONS of images, videos, edits, fanfics and new official content of you (you're the reason why their storage space is running out lol)

🌟 creating a s/i, persona, oc or just draws themselves to ship them with you

🌟 listening to music and songs that remind them of you or their selfship, maybe even making music playlists of them!

🌟 starting to like so many things, even their least favorite thing became their favorite just because you like it

🌟 making moodboards, collages, stimboards and just pinterest boards of you

🌟 making headcanons about you and looking for more made by others

🌟 buying figures, plushies, keychains and just merches of you

🌟 getting jealous and yearning for merches of you (if they can't afford them)

🌟 drawing you a lot, writing fanfics about you or commissioning artists and fic writers to do them

🌟 making bracelets, paper plushies and crafts inspired by you

🌟 crying over your angstiest moments, or just uncomfortably smiling if they repress their feelings

🌟 getting all giddy when they see anything related to you, even the smallest things such as colors and words/names

🌟 finding comfort and happiness in you (you're the light to their darkness as people say)

🌟 listening to asmr of you, but if fan asmr videos make them cringe, then they listen to their favorite asmrtists and imagine you in their place (if they like asmr)

🌟 having a shrine and an itabag of you

🌟 filling their phone with widgets of you, decorating their phone case and anything with stickers of you and whatever reminds them of you

🌟 having your name or face tattooed (if they're the type to tattoo)

🌟 gushing about you in paragraphs and paragraphs...

🌟 buying a box of chocolate that reminds them of you on valentine's day and either imagining themselves giving them to you or eating them imagining that you gave them to them 🌹🍫

🌟 having a selfship blog/account dedicated to you

🌟 (if they're non-sharing) getting very jealous and blocking anyone else who selfships with you, they can't stand doubles 💢

🌟 editing screencaps of you by giving you accessories, face stickers, new clothes/hairstyles and just having fun making photo edits of you

🌟 having all your lines and even your voice memorized in their head, even that one specific sound of your breathing...

🌟 daydreaming/fantasizing about you every day and every night 💭💖

🌟 wearing a piece of clothing or accessories just to match yours. you like wearing this one specific top? they'll wear it too and imagine that you gave it to them

🌟 joining a forum or server of your source for content of you

🌟 stealing some of your mannerisms or aesthetics

🌟 going through so many websites to find more content and fan works of you

🌟 infodumping about you and how much they love you, whether it be verbally or not

🌟 watching character analysis videos about you or reading them

🌟 lucid dreaming about you or really wishing to if they aren't able to, the same with soulbounding

🌟 defending you with all their might and immediately blocking anyone who hates on you (if they have no self restraint, they might not hold back against those haters and a fight may or may not break out... 👀)

🌟 enjoying life more the moment they fell for you

🌟 JUST LOVING EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT YOU!!! 💖💖💖

🌟 editing themselves, their oc, their persona or their s/i as this Rentarou's speech panel from 100kanojo and writing about how much they love you in the speech bubbles (okay this one's highly specific)

feel free to suggest more if you want! ( ゝω･)/°.✨️