glitchh1337

[glitchh1337]

Speaking my truth, people calling the player apathetic and that they don’t care about anything but the swords despite evidence proving otherwise feels lowkey ableist

Just because someone isn’t good at outwardly showing emotions doesn’t mean they don’t feel any at all

[glitchh1337]

throws oc angst at you with 0 context

[glitchh1337]

oh dear this might be difficult

1. My art and how it’s improved <333

2. My hair, I love how curly it is ^^

3. My style in clothes

4. How far I’ve come along in general :]

5. My humor

I cast this away into the sea: @wintergrofyuri @tg4-fan-ruthie @cammie-yammie @mournfulmiser-y @hazelspandapalace @bread-king69 @gas-station-chip-dip @neverpathia @wintergrofyuri @everestgale

hi! when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)! (You’re so talented, dude!)

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1- I can talk about any subject 2- My fashion sense too sharp 3- Character, music and media taste is RIGHT 4- I always try my best in listening to people 5- I'm practical, self-suficient and work well under preassure

NOW YOU GUYS, TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME! @buubonita @coldranger @writingdevil @xazafranx @greatdenimbeast @voiceofthelionhearted @eggseabutters @letoilepourpre @toffeebrews

[glitchh1337]

music：中華料理屋の酢豚が食べたい

happily ever after mentioned so ughh im too tired to say anything nvm im out

[glitchh1337]

with the rise of skeptic content (mainly because of the sexy man contest) I FINALLY got motivation to get his design down.. he ended up purple

[glitchh1337]

What if I meowed at you and you meowed back

[glitchh1337]

TEST RUN PAGE 8

I got caught up in voices of the void but IM BACK BAYBEYYYY Prev | Next

[glitchh1337]

i have remembered fear

[glitchh1337]

"What a ride...."

"Hello Slayers, Narrators and Princesses! We have reached the end of--

🏆 VOICE OF THE SEXYMAN CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆

Before we continue. We would like to thank everyone who made this possible. The participants with their Colds, the artists who drew propaganda, the voters, and the audience. This was our first time doing this and we have no words for the support we've gotten. So everyone give a round of applause!"

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

"Now, let's move onto the winners. In first place we got..."

" @stoned-frog !! Congratulations! Your Cold was voted as MOST VOICE OF THE SEXYMAN! and your cold will keep that title forever because there isn't gonna be repeat tourneys!"

"But we must not forget Second and Third place winners in @phantasmatoucan and @glitchh1337 ! You did well and it did not go unappreciated!"

"Thank you for following along this journey! We'll see you next time for the next tournament! Once again! Give an applause to everyone!! Have a nice day!"

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

"Oh, you're still here. Am I forgetting something?"

"Hun, the next voice"

"Oh right! We need to announce who's next!"

"Behind this curtain is who's next! Now I have previous given it a vote to see who was up next, with a hint on what the vote was. So I am sure some of you already know who is behind these curtains!!

Are you ready?!

Please give a warm welcome to the next voice!"

"THE VOICE OF THE SKEPTIC!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"That's right bitches! I had you all fooled! Bet you weren't expecting it! Me neither! But you made your choice! See ya on 28/4/2025 for sign ups!!"

[glitchh1337]

Thought it'd be fun to draw the semi-finalists

ROUND III PART I: Dragon and Weapon

ROUND ||| PART ||: Dark and Shadowed

So glad the @voice-of-the-sexyman championship exists. It's a wonderful way to unite the community under a few weeks of fun :D

I thought I might as well share my thoughts and analysis down here cause yall are definitely following me for my opinions /j

For part 1, trying to pick who to vote was pretty clear cut (I voted for the Dragon, so unfortunately, no puns)

I find it to be rather funny that in both of the matches you've got one complex and one simple design.

The Dragon falls into the complex role within this part of the semifinals. It's certainly a design that you can easily over complicate (see me referencing bat bones and not just doing basic lines). They are the most inherently Tumblr Sexyman as a result of the (subconscious?) Sans Undertale inspiration. The two forms makes them a slightly more diverse competitor, giving you thin wings, small body or large body, many feathers, and taking the wings of their base form and placing them on their head. And the uniquely shaped scar futher separates them from their competition. It's mostly vibes that made them my favorite, and I will reccomend you vote for them as a result, but I find it to be a good design that has some nice flair that feels rather uniquely @stoned-frog

The Weapon, on the other hand is the simplest design in the championship. Through that simplicity it becomes the most approachable design. Where it lacks in a lot of flair, it more than makes up for in one of the most recognizable sillouhetes among colds. Although at a first glance the blades could remind you of the Razor and henceforth Cheated, I find the choice to portray a different side of Cold allowed this design to shine amongst it's competition. Thank you for letting me mess around with a few shades of blue @spupulum

Part 2 on the other hand was a PAIN for me to choose who to vote for.

The Dark is another one of the simpler designs in the championships. This design sticks closer to the long quiet, and is notable for its two head feathers and curved beak. (Noting how both the Weapon and Dark use a similar curved beak) I ultimately didn't vote for this design because it's less of the design and more of the OUTSTANDING skill of their creator(s?), @phantasmatoucan that makes this voice as appealing as it is.

The Shadowed on the other hand excels in its combination of popular traits within Cold designs. Primarily playing off of a mourner with its skeletal design hidden underneath plauge doctor inspirations. Although an earlier competitor the Mourner made this design seem less unique, I feel the way it incorporates other ideas has contributed to its placement in the championship and growing place in my heart. Wonderful design @glitchh1337, thank you for sharing your cold-hearted birb with us.

[glitchh1337]

leopard eating man

[glitchh1337]

Congrats to our Cold Sexyman Semi-finalists! To commemorate such an occasion they have been hit with the plushie beam. Congrats to @phantasmatoucan @stoned-frog @spupulum and @glitchh1337 !

Of course who would I be without extensive details about hypothetical logistics for all of them

Make sure to put in your votes @voice-of-the-sexyman to show your support! There's still plenty of time left and who knows, maybe a special edition run of the finalists will be made too...

Best of luck to the competitors!

When three of your moots are semi-finalists and Glitch, of whom I respect, make it as semi-finalists you just buckle down and make all four

Maybe now we can pay off the jersey Contra definitely stole because none of them understand the concept of money

[glitchh1337]

GET 2 CLEANING!! >:(((

@voice-of-the-sexyman

[glitchh1337]

All jokes aside, I didn’t think my cold would get this far, I’m happy to see people like this guy ^^

imagine how funny it would be if I made it to the finals /j

@voice-of-the-sexyman

[glitchh1337]

punting him

@everestgale @voice-of-the-sexyman

[glitchh1337]

Contrarian is great at makeup because of all the different looks xey’ve made for themself (may or may not be a reference to old art I’ve made of contrarian ^^;)

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[glitchh1337]

spaghetti on a trumpet