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they should invent joints that don’t hurt
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guess the crossover
#I raise you ‘you know what they do to girls like us in prison’#my chemical romance#chicago#epic crossover#hell yeah
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Something so profoundly fucked up between the inverse ratio of shrinking middle class and ever increasing aggression of advertisement
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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care
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Fake your death
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having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc
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PIERCE THE VEIL!!! GIVE ME WAMU THEATER TICKETS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
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I hate when people get on your back about a ship because it's 'toxic' like bro i said they are in love not that they should be.
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in the fight club. straight up "fighting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Myself
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Always losing manna points after drinking a basic potion (getting a headache cause I ordered my drink with dairy milk).
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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin
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a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it
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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad
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my tragic pookie ❤️
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but she has a job to do
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