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He Michaels on my Shelley til I Spiral.

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

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peachy. Ur an aunt by the way.

my eyes are having children

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my eyes are having children

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you know how when you peel an orange and it leaves the strings on the outside? No one likes those right? Like everyone peels them off. Same goes for bananas. No one likes the stringy part of their food

but when I, a cannibal, have a preference for de-veining my-

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please just read the whole thing

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Neon green?? My favorite color to work with? What gave you that idea.

Anyway: Death Scars

Close up :)

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Ceaseless Watcher

And a big thank you to the wonderful @artguy123456789 for the reference picture that inspired this!

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Brotherly bonding LMAO- Just letting yall know im probably (100% will) be posting One Piece Fanart LMAO

Post Inspiration from X (Twitter) 🫡

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Knife Mirror with Blood Carpet by Drought

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the big bang theory💥

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One of my hobbies is listening to the tma q&a with jonny and Alex and clipping out bits that I'm like, this is just martin and Jon bickering. The girls are fighting. This conversation could happen in season 5 and I would not bat an eye.

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Yaaaaas 😍

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raiding the fridge AGAIN

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little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

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🚨Everyone should look at my ASL mood boards🚨

Recently remembered that Pinterest existed and scrambled these together! I scrambled them together on a pan with some salt and pepper and butter. Serve with ketchup.

Full Pinterest moodboards 👇 go look at them too‼️‼️🚨🚨🤬🤬🚨🤬🚨🤬🚨