goatderman
goatderman
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im an endergoat and this is a sideblog for random mc shit i have a pickaxe and ill put it through your teeth icon by https://picrew.me/image_maker/1283349/complete?cd=MseAdvMFIF picrew!
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goatderman · 4 months ago
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need to make ppl see my vision for the good server,
where scar is tahani, a wealth heir to a haberdashery and a snobby prince who's charity has all been surface level vanity projects bc he could never live up to his parents expectations and was always cpmpared to his younger brother
Grian is Elenor, learning to have empathy after spending his whole life fighting for survival and carving out a piece of decent life in the desert
Mumbo is Chidi, an anxious moral philosophy teacher who lived most of his life in indecision for everything except botany. He desperately wants a soulmate and to stop worrying.
Pearl is Jianyu, a Landback protestor who took a vow of silence for the return of the Aboriginal land
Impulse the architect of the neighborhood
Gemi, an all knowing, a creating being made to ease the afterlives and transition of moving from life into the good server
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goatderman · 4 months ago
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This is the story of my four-year-old sister whose only crime is to be born in northern Gaza. I hope it will touch you, because I don’t know what to say anymore. I don’t know what to share about our situation anymore.
I have lowered my campaign goal because I have lost hope. I wanted to complete it before March when a new semester will begin so I could register for university again and focus on nothing but my studies. I wanted to rebuild our home so we would avoid the years and years of displacement we went through last time it was destroyed. Maybe I dreamed too big. Maybe my life isn’t meant to be rebuilt.
There is now less than $7,000 left to reach the goal.
Can we please achieve that at least? I won’t have a home, it’s okay. I’ll study in a tent, but at least I’ll be able to somewhat focus if our needs are met. Please, I’m not angry if you can’t donate. I understand. But please at least share, it helps a lot too
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I am eternally grateful to anyone who helps in any way 🙏
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goatderman · 4 months ago
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making a mad mad (never seen it) version of the winners circle, joel wakes up in the back of his car and has to travel the flatworld until he finds the other winners
Scar pops up first with a mobile shop pulled by a jellypanda. It has multiple folds and can switch from being pulled or scooping the panda up and zooming away on a battery like a mobile scooter. its wide enough to comfortably hold him and tall enough that when it need to tun away in which it falls on its 'back' and onto extra wheels. sunflowers grow in his wake
pearl has a dog sled team with Tilly, Billy, Matchbox and Mailbox. its shaped like the top of her tower. it snows in her wake
Grian has Pizza pulling a small cart. sand falls off of him and when he sits still too long he gets lost in sandstorms
scott owns a tiny sailboat that can functions like all land is water. he has a chest and can hide in the rain
martin has a streetlegal gokart vehicle. every cave he enters is his 'garage'
cleo has a moped with a little basket on the back. looking at her too long makes thw viewer dizzy or experience vertigo
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goatderman · 5 months ago
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Please listen carefully Please listen carefully🙏 I need you to read this..🥹
On the seventh of October I am teacher Mahmoud Atta. I work as a teacher teaching secondary school students.
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On October 7th, I was getting ready to go to school. On October 7th, while I was getting ready to go to school, my life was completely turned upside down. Israel declared war on Gaza. After that, they announced their entry into the roads and cities and forced us to leave the city from Khan Yunis to Rafah
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We passed through a road called the Road of Death. Tanks were everywhere. Bullets were raining down. We passed through a road called the Road of Death. Tanks were everywhere. Bullets were raining down. If you survived, your brother would not.
We've all seen the end of the world movies on the big screen. We have all seen end of the world movies on cinema screens, but what we saw was real and not imaginary. I wish it was imaginary.
We finally arrived in Rafah Finally we arrived in Rafah, the safe city as it is called, but where to go? The sea is behind us, the weather is freezing, and the borders are closed with Egypt on the other side and Israel on the third and fourth sides. I found myself making a tent out of nylon for myself and my family.
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No water, no electricity, no food, no place to go to the bathroom, no life. I wish I had died sooner.
We returned after a long time to our city.After a long time, we returned to our city. The first sight was that a giant monster had entered the city and left it in ruins, so much so that I did not recognize my house or my neighborhood. Oh my God, is this Khan Yunis?
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fI searched to find my home, to find my apartment, which contained my memories and my most beautiful days, destroyed. I searched to find my home, to find my apartment, which contained my memories and my most beautiful days, destroyed.
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Today I stand before you to search for Today I stand in your hands to search for any help to restore myself again thanks to you.. I am waiting for your help
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goatderman · 5 months ago
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real missing technoblade hours 😔
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goatderman · 5 months ago
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the two tows aquarium, im going to maybe edit it later but im going to do weird organizing bc idk how to regularly organize, so this is ren and martyns aquarium
an observation tower and drop tower, a few kiddies rides and an educational aquarium with a touch tank
i wanna try working on a few projects today, so im going to mix between my oc world and maybe two or three other projects.
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goatderman · 5 months ago
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pearl butterfly vs the forces of evil
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i hhaaaaate taking pictures with my phone but heres the first three pages of pearl vs the forces of evil, more of a foreward than anything,
(yes i havent written anything that needs to be read by another human in like 8 years can you tell?
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goatderman · 5 months ago
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The sun was rising and the sky was bright. Geminitay woke slowly and peacefully, stretching and groaning, taking her time as she twisted over the bed.
Today was the start of a new year, which mean new invites, new trading, and the same old schedule. She had to do her chores and maintenance; she had mouths to feed.
After Gem finished waking up she climbed down the ladder from her loft bed in the main barn. She collected her supplies, moving outside to feed her herd of 23 cows and three horses.
Doing so was easy, second nature to Gem as she walked through the barn, refilling water troughs as she did every morning. She greeted every animal and let them all into the small front pasture. they would get moved a little later to the larger pasture but this would do for now.
Once she was finished she refilled the hay and water in the horse stables, leading Roadster and Whiplash to the second pasture where the horses stayed most of the day. Lavender nickered and blew at her, as Gem chuckled and apologized for sleeping in, before saddling the beauty and heading to the non-animal storage.
It was a short walk between the two mainstays of the co-owners of Fast Family Park, siblings-in-law Joel's Garage and Gem's Barn.
She walked in with a loud greeting, "Joel! Morning, I'm putting the cows in the back west field, do you need anything?"
When silence met her she grumbled. "you better not be asleep up there, even i slept in, and im up!" She yelled, dismounting Lavender. The horse seemed to mirror her 'can you believe this guy' look as Gem looped the reins around a nearby fence post and walked in.
More often than not, Joel could be found tinkering or sleeping in the car, more at home in the bucket seat than any bed Gem could offer. Joel's car was the centerpiece of the main garage, a few parts and some extra karts layed to the side, but for the most part the wide space was clean. It was some rare, classic, fast car she shouldnt be bothered to remember the name of, though shes sure he's said the name a million times.
Gem tip-toed through the three bay garage, glancing in the car before being surprised he wasn't asleep in the passenger seat. Whatever, not like she needed him to know, it was just polite.
"I'm putting the cows in the west field!" She yelled once more, hoping to get some response. When no one answered she rolled her eyes, and left on Lavender.
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Tangotek stretched out as he woke. There was soft light breaking through the tops of his dark red curtains and he wondered tiredly if he's missed a meeting or finally got fired. He didn't know where the meeting was being held, so he could always blame the strange meeting places as the reason he's late today.
Pushing himself up with a groan, Tango forced himself to get up and get ready, before leaving the totally-legal-apartment he made for himself in the top of his own Wood Tower.
Yes, pause for laugh, ha-ha, the place he works in the Tuff Towers is the Wood Tower, and its the smallest, and, since he ended up breaking an old lock, lives in a glorified storage shed on the third floor. It had curtains, a bed, a dresser for his two work uniforms and multiple underclothes- no real casual clothing, and his jacket. He carried a 5 gallon water container up the steps every few days.
He has to use the employee locker room on the second floor, cleaning the whole thing on his way out before getting yelled at in some meeting for the dying park. Tango knew they were running out of ideas and money was dwindling; if they couldn't make rent this year then the Tuff Towers would be closed permanently. The whole thing was sad, as the person who inherited the title just coasted until they couldn't, slowly hemorrhaging money until they only had three main employees left. Himself, Bdoubleoh and Etho. They were practically running the whole park themselves with some string and the post-it note.
Not like the two other mainstays seemed to care, with Bdubs never getting the point that they are dying because no one likes his strange requests and Etho looking for away out, keeping up with classified ads and 'help wanted' signs around the town. Maybe they should just call it quits, just close the park one day and never open it again and when people come asking for Tuff Towers Builders Park he'd just shrug and move on.
But he couldn't. Tango was basically homeless, Bdubs was his friend and trying super hard and Etho was reliable when it came down to the wire. He could leave, but really had no where to go and no one to care. Even Etho didn't want to leave until Tango was in a more secure situation.
Tango hated it, feeling like he was anchoring Etho down, just because the guy couldn't leave him behind. They'd sink together before the man let him go, and while Tango was incredibly grateful, he was also scared he was on a ticking clock before Etho grew to resent him.
The heavy mahogany door didn't have any signs on it indicating the daily "How do we fix this sinking ship?' meeting hadn't been changed and he was officially late. Maybe this would be the break they all secretly needed. Tango braced himself for the anger before he pushed the door open.
[ren wakes up and immediately starts feeding animals. he has turtles, axolotls, both river and tropical fish, jellyfish, squid and a massive kelp forest to take care of. Martyn takes care of of the park part of the amusement park. He oversees the safety and use of the observation tower; a massive ufo-shaped structure that slowly rose a group of patrons to a height of 80 and did two rotations before lowering and restarting the process. He also had a drop tower, a mid sized wooden roller coaster and a small fairgrounds with 5 other kiddie rides. A scrambler, a funhouse, a large slide, a school bus ride shaped like a pirate ship and a swing set in a circle rides. Ren meets with Martyn and they discuss the weekly plans, starting with opening to the public for the spring and summer. Fall and winter were dormant, both for the fish health and because it was very hard to compete in the fall against the nearby Creaking Hills Haunted Trail, Haunted Mansion, and Haunted fairgrounds starting weekends in august. The whole Affair took more and more space it did not deserve in the tri-state area, if you asked Ren. August to January(6) was far more than just October. His humble conservation however was open to the public from late march to october, but he may as well cut off october too with how hard it was to get customers away from the Creaking Hills. Ren knew he shouldn't be jealous, but gosh darnit, he worked hard for his aquarium and only young adults seemed to care. Schools came by all the time of course, but his beautiful pristine tanks were wasted on the middle schoolers who would rather be anywhere but there, until they got to the wet specimen portion and got either excited or grossed out. Ren didnt hate the bext generation or anything, but goodness, could anyone show appreciation to all the hard work that went into his life passion? was that really too much to ask?
Ren snapped back into focus as A [fish type] splashed water at him. he chuckled, 'okay okay' he apologized and kept talking to his fish as he fed them, checking the many meters and monitors that helped him care for his marine life.
Today he took his time, saying hello to all his fish, all his jellies, his squid pod, and each and every axolotl. He would clean the tanks in two days, on monday. For now his filters were changed and everything was in working order. They could be open today, but as of right now they only had a skeleton crew of himself and Martyn, and his crew of specialists only came in once a month to monitor the things Ren couldn't adjust on his own. They had an on-call vet, but the vet also worked for the only other entertainment park that employed animals.
So on-site it was just himself and Martyn. Who really had nothing to do in the winter and bad weather days. He kept a close monitor on weather and wind for safety, but there was by no means a professional set up for the weather radar. Martyn used satellite and his best guess before turning to the actual local meteorology center. He has always been really close though, and Ren was always impressed with how similar Martyns guess was to daily outcomes.
He needed to see what Martyn thought about doing a soft opening tomorrow. It would be short notice but if the weather was right they might get a few patrons.
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goatderman · 5 months ago
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i wanna try working on a few projects today, so im going to mix between my oc world and maybe two or three other projects.
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goatderman · 6 months ago
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*sobbing* chayaannnnnneeee chayaaaaaannnnneeee i miss you my baby eggy Chayyaaaannnne
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goatderman · 6 months ago
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Guysss….. i can’t stop mixing the Life Series and QSMP….
RAHHGGHGH imagine if the Life Series members got eggs like in the QSMP :0
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goatderman · 6 months ago
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making the wild life groups into competing amusement/entertainment groups with complex work relationships.
Gem and Joel run Fast Family Funtime, a go-kart track with a small horse-turned- kiddie farm. They host a yearly car show
The Three Towers have a legal battle with the nearby Two Towers. The Three Towers - tuff guys- are a legoland-like park with one ride and mostly a large park meant to be built in and around.
The Two Towers, meanwhile are a small Aquatic zoo with an observation tower, kiddie rides, and a drop tower ride. They attend the yearly car show
BAM!land Amusement is known for its Alpine coaster with a small aviary and mini golf for anyone not there for the coaster.
The Creaking Woods is a seasonal Haunted woods amusement park eith a maze, corn cannons, a haunted mansion and typical fair attractions and food.
Most of the year however he travels with the Giant Great Grand Gallary Circus, where they travel from place to place and cause chaos as they go witb jester and backup flyer pearl, main flier scott, base and back up base cleo and bigb, and concessions/legal work/ supplier and all around set up-er impulse
the spanners have an observation tower, bungee jump and zipline and are being investigated after two employees died from falls.
theres lots of city politics where they have to be polite and underhanded and scar wins the mayors office before being impeached in an unfair trial. most of the circus (pearl) is running from tax fraud
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goatderman · 6 months ago
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wait i just realised something REALLY funny
cleo, pearl, and scott's spawn points are all at the same bed. in the basement.
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impulse's spawn point isn't. impulse's spawn point is in the bed upstairs.
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so you're telling me the canonical ggggs sleeping setup was:
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that's SO fucking funny oh my god ic ant breathe
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goatderman · 6 months ago
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just make out already smh
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goatderman · 6 months ago
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I got shinyduo/gempearl life series thoughts in the brain <333
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goatderman · 6 months ago
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Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, and Guy We Found! (poses by @mellon-soup !!)
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goatderman · 6 months ago
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[ fanart, not real thumbnail! ]
tilly death do us part, as they say | (pearl double life finale thumbnail redraw :3)
w/o logo + og thumbnail (credits to pearl!)
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