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Are you really paying her on patreon just to harass her?

What The Fuck Krisgoat

Kris has said twice now, on patreon, that she is “Going to release Kibby’s White Rabbit AD today!” and has not followed through. Twice. Kris, if you can’t keep a deadline don’t make one. By using the word “today” you are creating a deadline for yourself. By not following through you lose the respect and trust of your community. You shouldn’t have gone to art school, what you really need is some business classes. Your site is run like absolute shit.

You have mods abusing there power, support tickets open from December, promised updates and releases aren’t being fulfilled … Have you given up on Goatlings? Do you really think pet palace will be that profitable compared? It wont. All of your patreons are there because of goatlings. A smart business woman would put her time and effort towards the site that’s actually making her money.

If there are reasons you can’t meet deadlines, keep your community updated. Leaving us in the dark is only pissing us off further, increasing the popular idea of “Kris just doesn’t care anymore.”

Goatlings.com … A community full of hyper-sensitive children, an owner that has appeared to stop giving two shits about it, and Mods who will ban you because they don’t agree with you and are petty as fuck. Yup. Can’t wait to watch this site burn.

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Lists of people to block from offensive design thread:

Bonfire  (created racist AD design & refused to acknowledge it to be racist; thinks racism is ‘sjw bs’; claims design is just them ‘enjoying someone else’s culture’)

SwagFTW  (doesn’t believe racism exists)

Usatsuki  (thinks pointing out racism is callout culture & that racism can’t exist in fiction)

Vlad  (refuses to acknowledge design is racist)

Pinster  (claims you cannot determine if one is racist based on actions & that acknowledging racism in any way makes one ignorant (may support design theft))

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another prime example of why you deserve to be banned

Curious about why civia was banned. What was the final straw? Was it the multiple account use? The scamming? The blatant harassment of young users?

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May I ask why you are deleting?

Mirroring S4RJ was our intent, but being able to bring attention and light to myouna was also really important. These other posts—not so much.

It was not our intent to have users fear our next post, as if we were digging into their history for information to post on them.

I am deleting this blog soon, all information on myouna can be found at the myounah blog.

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We are deleting this blog within 24 hours.

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goatlingsconfessions please delete

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An update.

Hi, I would like to mention that user Black_Butler prompted me to role-play with me (privately) and mentioned that they don't do queer pairings (followed up by "No Hate") and here's the exact quote: "I do have plots in mind, just be weary that I do get a bit deep, I prefer topics like rape, sexual harassment, abuse, kidnapping, self harm, and suicide, if you're not okay with with some of them PLEASE TELL ME." It just made me incredibly uncomfortable and I feel like they might be someone to avoid

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Hi, I would like to mention that user Black_Butler prompted me to role-play with me (privately) and mentioned that they don't do queer pairings (followed up by "No Hate") and here's the exact quote: "I do have plots in mind, just be weary that I do get a bit deep, I prefer topics like rape, sexual harassment, abuse, kidnapping, self harm, and suicide, if you're not okay with with some of them PLEASE TELL ME." It just made me incredibly uncomfortable and I feel like they might be someone to avoid

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PowerUsers - The Ultimate Guide!

So, you want to be a PowerUser?? If you do, this guide is for you!! For the expensive price of 3SS and 1 rotten leaf (sorry kids, we have to somehow keep the membership to rich users only..), you can learn how to be a poweruser today!!

for now thou, you can have this excerpt from the book!

So, what are the poweruser?

powerusers are the users on goatlings.com who are very riCH!! poWERFUL!! they are eVIL beings who will make your friend cry out of joy cause they wont be able to pay back the item gifted to them. They are the headrunners of the goatlings economy, and get all their money from underground goatlings mafia.

What powers the powerusers? How do they stay on top???

the blood of the workerlings power the powerusers! Your happiness and willingness to fight them posting on the forums and working is what keeps them rich and powERFUL!!

I want to be a poweruser!! How do i join??

we have very very strict requirements for bring a poweruser. To begin with, you must have atleast 1SS (as stated before, this is a rich-users-only exclusive group of people. Sorry to exclude anyone..). On top of that, you have to be a QT(3.14) (im sure you’re already one thou smh..).

Who is the powerusers’ leader? Every group has the leader.

we actually dont have a leader, but if i had a say in it, i'de say aubreebree vs moon vs bearsister. three cuties that i just cant stand smh too nice for this world..

What are the benefits of being a poweruser? what do you guys do all day?

powerusers spend the day chatting about how to ruin the goatlings economy and fighting each other. We go on everyday looking for fights. We are a group of people who love wars. We engage in gift wars everyday to see the bloodshed of the fallen.

i hope you enjoyed the the book. do consider fighting us or joining us when you want to! we’re very accommodating.

(-official flower user, burgerking)

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boghex

replied to your post

“Can you delete that post with the bee thing? It keeps freezing up my...”

goatlings-sjw call out: posts bee movie script, disrupts mobile tumblr users. will they ever stop memeing? stay tuned.

Your fave is problematic: goatlings-sjw.

mod g prince

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Can you delete that post with the bee thing? It keeps freezing up my tumblr when I go into the goatlings tag on mobile and its really upsetting me

We deleted it. We apologize for inconvenience but we got over 10 submissions of the Bee Movie Script so we thought someone must have really wanted us to post it.

-Mod G Princess

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WHO YOU SHOULD FIGHT

Ghpme2015 | Winner: You Has a lot of energy and will probably throw her 5000 clubs at you, but if you kiss someone of the same gender in front of her, she’ll evaporate on the spot.

Nicholas | Winner: no one

Will write paragraph after paragraph, using sj keywords to try and back up his argument, but doesn’t have the ability to direct that anger in a powerful way and his arguments will be weak. Eventually you’ll just block him out of frustration.

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Are you telling me goatlings user moon killed a goat

There is no evidence for or against this. Maybe they did. Maybe they didn’t.

Someone, quick, lend us a rocket ship to investigate.

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Do either of the mods have any opinions about whether or not Sugarstars should be banned from the forums for being 12? I know some people are concerned because it could get the site in trouble with coppa, but I wanted to know your stance on it if you had any.

Follow the site rules. “You need to be over 13 to participate in the forums, Goatmail, and Clubs.”

-mod g prince

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do you have screenshots of the pride day thread?

Yes, but I did not take screenshots of the entire thread. Here’s what I have not in chronological order.

Mythis should really change his text color.

If anyone struggles reading these, let me know.

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(brief csa/myouna mention) Goatlings Confessions Bingo

Have fun!

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You are literally just a callout blog.