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I'm currently at my grandma's celebrating passover

And every year, my grandma reads us the story of how the Israeli slaves were freed by Moses

And I was thinking, how would those Israeli people who were freed from slavery would react to what their people are doing now.

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"Elderly Palestinian couple looking at their former home, now occupied by a couple from Brooklyn. 🇵🇸" [@/RamAbdu on X. April 4th, 2024.]

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new reaction for when oomf says some unhinged shit

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✨ Dust Bunny Hours ✨

[Music: Piranha Plants on Parade by Koji Kondo]

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i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet

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Huh, wasn't expecting monk

I was expecting anything but not Bard

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Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

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Made an omelet today, with a side of cabbage. I'm trying to rekindle an old passion of mine. My mom tried the omelet and said it was good.

I used turkey sausage and parmesan cheese for the filling.

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Gourmand, bomb them

ORBITAL SLUG STRIKE Featuring @prixoruno as Rivulet and @radioxiin as (offscreen) Artificer.

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Life is being weird

I need slugcat time

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These murderers are admitting they lied only after the damage has been done and is STILL ongoing, and I am beyond pissed.

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DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

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the way you win at DnD is making your friends laugh

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BOYCOTTING WORKS: KEEP GOING ✊🏽🇵🇸🔻

McDonald’s has said it will buy its 30-year-old #Israel franchise from Alonyal, taking back ownership of 225 outlets that employ more than 5,000 people." from Al Jazeera English, 05/Apr/2024: