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goblin-jr · 12 days ago
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Tell me, where’s your hiding place?
blurbs.
superman is like a brother to me
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pls pls pls make sure you read the entire series before reading the blurbs!! realize this is long overdue, so if you need a refresher you can find part 1 here or the full series on my page
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It was happening again.
Y/N, dangling from a ledge, again. Cameras rolling, again. Superman catching her at the last possible second, again.
Honestly, she should start a punch card for this.
The moment they landed, reporters swarmed. Mics were shoved in her face, camera flashes nearly blinding her. Superman stood beside her, still holding onto her waist, strong and steady, like he hadn’t just plucked her out of certain death like it was nothing.
And for the first time in her life, Y/N had to act like she wasn’t into it.
Oh, god. This is going to be the hardest thing I’ve ever done.
Because she knew the second she let her real reaction slip—the second she so much as glanced at him with the usual starry eyes she saved for her very publicly known boyfriend, Clark Kent,—someone would connect the dots.
So.
She did the only logical thing.
She went full method actor.
"Y/N, Superman just saved your life again!" a reporter said, breathless. "How do you feel?"
Y/N dusted off her sleeve like she had just been mildly inconvenienced.
She shrugged. "Meh."
A dead silence settled over the crowd. Even the cameras hesitated, confused.
Clark blinked. "What?"
Y/N, already committed to the bit, gave an even bigger shrug. "I mean, he’s fine, I guess."
Clark blinked again.
The reporters exchanged confused glances.
"Wait
 are you saying you’re not into Superman?"
Y/N scoffed dramatically.
"Into Superman?" She forced out a laugh. "Pfft. As if."
Clark’s brows furrowed. "I-I thought you-" 
Y/N cut him off with a fake yawn.
"I mean, yeah, sure," she said, waving a dismissive hand. "He’s got, like, good bone structure or whatever. But personally? Not my type."
Clark stared at her.
The reporters stared at her.
Y/N wanted to die.
But she couldn’t stop now.
Not with the cameras rolling.
"Wait, but didn’t you once tweet that Superman was the most attractive man alive?" one reporter asked, flipping through notes.
Y/N froze.
Her past self had betrayed her.
Think, think, THINK.
She forced a casual laugh. "Oh, that? Yeah, um
 I was hacked."
Another reporter jumped in. "And what about that interview where you said he had ‘God-tier abs’?"
Y/N, heart pounding, sweating through her shirt: "
I was concussed."
The reporters narrowed their eyes.
"How do you explain the video where you kissed his cheek when he caught you?"
Y/N gritted her teeth. "Deepfake."
Clark folded his arms.
"So just to be clear
" he said slowly, voice dangerously low. "You don’t find me attractive at all?"
Y/N forced herself to look him in the face.
It was so much worse up close.
Because Jeez, he really was stupidly beautiful.
And every instinct in her body was screaming at her to blush, swoon, giggle, something-
But no.
She had a mission.
So she did the impossible.
She lied.
"Not even a little bit," she said, voice flat.
Superman’s jaw actually dropped.
"You’re sure?"
Y/N nodded, her entire soul fracturing into pieces.
"One hundred percent," she said. "Superman? Overrated."
Clark Kent, award winning journalist, literal Superman, had never been more personally offended in his life.
Y/N turned to the cameras, flashing a big, fake, forced smile.
"So, yeah," she said, voice bright and chipper. "Superman? Not my thing. He’s like
"
She hesitated. Took a deep breath.
"A brother to me."
Clark actually flinched.
"A BROTHER?"
"Yup!" Y/N said, dying inside. "Platonic! No attraction whatsoever! Absolutely NOTHING there!"
Clark looked like he’d been punched in the gut.
"
You’re joking."
Y/N patted his shoulder.
"Anyway!" she chirped. "Thanks for the save, big guy. See you never!"
And with that, she walked away.
Her dignity was in shambles.
But Clark’s secret?
Safe.
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Clark stormed into the apartment later that night.
Y/N, sprawled on the couch, threw an arm over her face. "Don’t."
Clark held up his phone.
"‘Superman hardcore friend-zoned by pop star Y/N"
"CLARK."
"‘Superman devastated after being called like a brother by Y/N-’"
"IT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD."
Clark groaned, running a hand down his face. "Y/N. You destroyed me."
Y/N sat up, pointing aggressively. "OH, I’M SORRY, WOULD YOU HAVE PREFERRED ME TO GAZE AT YOU LOVINGLY IN FRONT OF THE PRESS? DID YOU WANT ME TO START FAN-GIRLING MID-RESCUE? DID YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AT YOU AND GO, ‘OH MY GOD SUPERMAN PLEASE KISS ME??’"
Clark opened his mouth.
Paused.
Then, completely deadpan: "
I mean, that last one would’ve been nice."
Y/N grabbed a pillow and threw it at his head.
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goblin-jr · 12 days ago
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Tell me, where’s your hiding place?
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relationship hard launch on national television
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pls pls pls make sure you read the entire series before reading the blurbs!! realize this is long overdue, so if you need a refresher you can find part 1 here or the full series on my page
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Clark Kent was a man of order. Routine. Control.
His morning started the way it always did, alarm at 5:30, kiss still-sleeping Y/N’s forehead, workout, breakfast, shower. He double checked the news cycle, reviewed his notes, set up his camera for the Zoom broadcast, and logged onto CNN with exactly two minutes to spare.
A normal morning. A professional morning. A completely uneventful morning.
Until it wasn’t.
“Clark Kent joins us now for an analysis on the economic impacts of the latest foreign policy decisions,” the anchor announced. “Clark, always great to have you.”
“Good morning,” Clark said smoothly, adjusting his glasses. His tone was steady, his expression calm, his home office perfectly arranged in the background.
For the next five minutes, Clark spoke with authority. His voice was measured, his analysis sharp, his delivery that of a seasoned journalist. The conversation was weighty, nuanced, and serious.
And then-
A flicker of movement behind him.
At first, he didn’t register it. He was mid-sentence, breaking down the global ramifications of rising tariffs, laser-focused.
But the newsroom noticed.
“Oh-uh, Clark, I-” One of the anchors faltered.
The other one leaned forward. Squinted. Eyes widening.
“Wait,” she said slowly. “Is that-”
Clark didn’t catch it.
The internet did.
Because Y/N, international superstar, multiple Grammy winner, global icon, had just walked into the frame.
Y/N, completely oblivious, wandered into the kitchen.
She had AirPods in, music blasting.
She was wearing Clark’s flannel and the fuzziest pj pants on earth.
She opened the fridge. Took out the orange juice. Started chugging it straight from the bottle.
Clark? Still oblivious.
CNN? FULL-BODY CRISIS.
Clark finally noticed the newsroom’s confused expressions.
Saw the way they were no longer making eye contact with him but were instead watching something behind him.
A slow, terrible feeling crept into his gut.
And then-
đŸŽ¶ “SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY” đŸŽ¶
Clark turned.
And froze.
Y/N had one hand on her hip, the other holding the juice, fully mid-performance.
She hadn’t even noticed the camera yet.
Clark’s soul left his body.
The anchors on CNN were no longer even pretending to focus on the segment.
One of them openly gaped. “Clark, I-uh-who is that?”
Clark’s brain crashed. Hard.
For a moment, all he could do was sit there, staring in horror as Y/N kept singing, swaying slightly like she was opening broadway instead of completely destroying his life.
đŸŽ¶ “ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, AAAUAHAHHAAAHHHHhhhHHHHHHhhhhh!!!” ”
Clark slammed his mute button SO FAST.
Then turned to Y/N:
“YOU’RE ON LIVE TELEVISION.”
Y/N froze mid-lyric.
She slowly pulled out an AirPod. Blinking.
“
Like, live-live?”
Clark ran a hand down his face. “CNN, Y/N.”
Y/N turned.
Saw the screen.
Saw the news anchors watching in real time.
Saw the live broadcast counter.
“Oh. Ohhhh.”
Her face went completely blank.
Silence.
A long, excruciating silence.
Then-
She dropped into a crouch like a criminal caught by the police.
Clark blinked. “What-are you hiding?”
“DON’T LOOK AT ME,” she whisper-yelled, attempting to army crawl out of the kitchen.
Clark dragged a hand down his face. “Y/N, they already saw you.”
She groaned, still face-down on the floor. “Oh my god. I’m a meme, aren’t I?”
Clark glanced at the CNN feed, where the anchors were very much still staring.
“
I don’t think they’ve fully processed it yet.”
Y/N let out an actual whimper.
Clark exhaled sharply, “Just-just get out of the frame.”
“I was trying,” she muttered, crawling behind the counter.
“Maybe try standing up like a normal person.”
“Maybe try not exposing our entire relationship to the world at seven in the morning, Clark.”
Clark made a very real effort not to pass out.
“This is your fault,” he muttered.
Y/N’s head popped up from behind the counter. “My fault?”
She peeked at the monitor. The anchors were still watching.
One of them whispered something to their producer. Someone in the background laughed. Y/N waved.
Clark wished for death.
Y/N pressed her lips together. “So, uh. Do we pretend this didn’t happen?”
Clark stared at her. Then stared at the CNN feed.
“
You sang your way into a global news broadcast.”
Y/N sighed, running a hand down her face. “Right. That did happen.”
Clark inhaled sharply. “I have to unmute now.”
Y/N winced. “Godspeed, babe.”
She patted his shoulder, then sprinted out of the frame like a war criminal fleeing the scene.
Clark, who no longer had the will to live, turned back to the screen and unmuted himself.
There was a long beat of silence.
Then-one of the anchors coughed. “So, uh, Clark
 anything you’d like to share with the class?”
Clark closed his eyes.
This was it. His villain origin story.
He adjusted his glasses, cleared his throat, and said-
“
I think we should move on.”
Silence.
Then one of the anchors actually started laughing.
“Clark, buddy,” she said, shaking her head. “That’s not happening.”
Clark wished for death.
Y/N, from the next room: “DO THEY WANNA HEAR THE SECOND VERSE?”
Clark, through clenched teeth: “Y/N.”
Her laughter rang through the apartment.
And just like that, Clark Kent, respected journalist, secret superhero, was officially a trending topic.
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goblin-jr · 12 days ago
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Tell me, where’s your hiding place?
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relationship hard launch on national television
superman is like a brother to me
clark kent : the world's most decorated man. no pulitzer tho :(
the smallville grandmas : a mafia noir
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realized we are once again in a smallville renaissance and decided my google docs should finally see the light of day. please make sure you read the full series before this <3
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goblin-jr · 12 days ago
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Masterlist
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hi!! welcome to my blog <3
most of the stories below are results of procrastination, and I only ever write when inspiration strikes really hard. regardless.... i hope you enjoy <3
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Jason Todd
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A Character Study in Grief - series, complete. series overview . part 1 . part 2 . part 3
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Smallville Clark Kent
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Tell me, where’s your hiding place? - series, complete part 1 . part 2 . part 3 . part 4 . part 5 . blurbs
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
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Rafe Cameron
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And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you. - series, complete
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goblin-jr · 2 months ago
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PHASE III: REINTRODUCTION PROTOCOL
=============================================== CONFIDENTIAL – GOTHAM PSYCHOSOCIAL RESEARCH UNIT   CASE FILE #: JX-1989   DOCUMENT TYPE: Postmortem Longitudinal Trial Summary   TRIAL NAME: A Character Study in Grief   TRIAL MASTERLIST: A Character Study in Grief   TRIAL DESIGN: Three-Phase Emotional Disruption Model   STATUS: Closed   SECURITY CLEARANCE: ALPHA+   ===============================================
Study Brief
 Subject B re-entered Subject A’s life under concealed identity. Initial interactions were indirect, progressing to sustained proximity and emotional reinforcement.
Subject A developed attachment under misidentified parameters. Full identity disclosure occurred under emotionally heightened conditions. Results indicate unresolved grief, enduring attachment, and high volatility.
Read full report below.
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🚌 [ACCESS: TRANSPORTATION RECORD — GOTHAM COACHLINES] One Way Bus Ticket | Boston to Gotham | Purchased October 16
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Subject A: Age 21 Subject B: 3 years, 4.5 months post-resurrection April 27
Jason arrives early.
For once, he’s calm.
No adrenaline. No ghost-rage in his blood. Just nerves.
The rain started earlier this year.
Jason was already at the grave when it did—hood up, hands in pockets, the crowbar long gone. He’d showered. Put on clean gear. The plan was simple:
Show up. Say hi. Let her see him. Let her believe it.
He practiced it all in his head—what he’d say, how he’d say it, how he’d wait until she smiled before falling apart.
10:45 p.m.
She shows up early.
Jason sees her silhouette first, cutting through the fog. Slower than usual. Shoulders hunched. Hoodie sagging under the weight of rain and long shifts.
Her shoes are soaked through. No blanket. No bag. No book.
Just her. Exhausted. Smaller somehow.
She stumbles once stepping over a root. Doesn’t even curse. Just keeps going.
Jason’s breath catches as she hits the clearing.
Something’s wrong.
She doesn’t talk to the grave right away. She just touches it—soft. Like she’s asking permission. Then lowers herself to her knees like her bones weigh more this year.
“Hey,” she says quietly, forehead brushing the stone. “Sorry I’m early. I couldn’t go home first.”
Jason doesn’t move. Doesn’t blink. Just listens.
“I had a shift. Then another one. Didn’t think I’d make it if I sat down.”
A long breath.
“I got kicked out,” she says flatly. “Harvard. Rich boy temper tantrum. He made some calls. They pulled my scholarship.”
Jason’s hands spasm. His body cannot decide whether to clench or let go.
“I didn’t tell anyone. I couldn’t.” A pause. Her voice drops. “Didn’t want him- Bruce- to be right about me.”
She talks for a while.
Tells him about the bus ride back. The coffee shop job. The night classes. The leak in her ceiling. The time she had to eat a granola bar for dinner and pretend it was fine.
She doesn’t cry. Not once.
She just talks.
Soft. Matter-of-fact. Like reading off damage reports.
Jason’s whole body buzzes with the wrongness of it. This isn’t how this was supposed to go. She was supposed to joke. Tease the stone. Curse Darcy and flirt with ghosts.
But tonight?
She just
 fades.
After about an hour, she stops talking.
No goodbye. No inside joke. No “see you next year, dumbass.”
Just silence.
She curls up beside the grave. Hood pulled over her head. Shoes still wet. Breath fogging in the cold.
And sleeps.
Jason had been waiting for this all year.
She showed up soaked, empty, too tired to fake it. No jokes. No book. Just her knees in the mud and her pride holding what was left of her together.
And he knew— She would hate this.
She would never want him to see her like this. Not exhausted. Not unraveling. Not defeated.
She would rather die than be pitied.
So Jason stayed in the dark.
Because tonight wasn’t about him.
And love meant not crossing the line.
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Y/N snapped the tip drawer shut harder than she meant to.
Again.
The register beeped like it was offended. JoJo didn’t even flinch—just looked up from her phone with that deadpan stare that meant she was either judging her or waiting to help bury a body.
“Another hundred?” JoJo asked, not even blinking.
“One-fifty,” Y/N muttered. “On a twelve-dollar order.”
JoJo whistled low. “Okay, but at what point do you find your mystery billionaire and marry him for healthcare?”
Y/N didn’t answer. She grabbed the bills, shoved them into her apron, and stalked toward the back.
That night, she emptied every envelope under her mattress. Every absurd tip. Every impossible number scrawled on receipts. Every crisp, creased bill she couldn’t bring herself to spend.
$4,329.72.
In cash.
No name. No signature. Just guilt.
She sat on the floor and stared at it for a long time.
And then—like a switch flipping—her hands started to shake.
Of course. Of course.
Bruce Wayne.
That smug, shadow-lurking bastard must’ve found out she was back. Working double shifts. Eating gas station ramen. Sleeping under a flickering ceiling light with duct tape around the base.
And instead of calling— Instead of knocking— Instead of saying one fucking word—
He sent money.
She found an old envelope in the junk drawer. Dumped the cash in, fast and angry. Grabbed a pen. No flourish. No flourish was needed.
keep your guilt money.
She folded the note once, sharp. Taped it to the envelope. Stared at it like it had cursed her bloodline.
It was after midnight when she left.
She didn’t take the bus. Bus costs cash.
She walked.
Across half the city. Past busted streetlamps and cracked sidewalks and three of the corners she used to sleep near in high school. Past the bakery that always smelled like disappointment. Past the train station she’d once left for Harvard from.
She didn’t stop.
By the time she reached Wayne Manor, her feet hurt and her coat was damp and her fingers were numb—but her spine was made of fury.
The gates loomed in front of her, tall and polished and exactly as she remembered.
She stood there for a minute. Just breathing.
Then she crouched. Picked up a rock from the edge of the path. Slipped it into the envelope.
Weighted.
Final.
And then—without a word— She threw it over the gate.
It landed with a thunk on the gravel drive.
Y/N turned and walked away without looking back.
Let him read the note. Let him choke on it.
She didn’t want his money.
She wanted to be left the hell alone.
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BATCAVE — May 22, 2:13 AM
Status: Debrief in progress Subjects Present: D. Grayson, T. Drake, D. Wayne, J. Todd, B. Wayne
“So, are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Killer Croc was wearing Crocs?” Dick asked, toeing off his boots near the console. “I mean, that’s commitment to the bit.”
Tim didn’t look up. “I already filed it under ‘mental warfare.’”
Damian scoffed from the corner. “You’re all idiots.”
Jason ignored them. Sort of. He was leaned back against the armory wall, picking at the edge of his gloves like they’d personally wronged him.
Until—
ALERT: PROJECTILE DETECTED. PERIMETER BREACH. LOCKDOWN SEQUENCE INITIATED.
Every screen in the cave lit red.
“Who the hell throws something at the manor?” Tim muttered, already flipping through the camera feeds.
“Someone with a death wish,” Damian deadpanned.
“Someone stupid,” Bruce corrected, stepping forward.
Jason just moved toward the screen. “Pull Sector 12. Zoom in.”
The exterior cam locked on. Gravel path. Gate lights. A single envelope lay on the drive, still spinning slightly from impact.
Not a package. Not a threat. Not a warning.
Just a rage-fueled piece of paper addressed in sharp black ink:
TO: BITCH WAYNE FROM: GO TO HELL
Underneath that, written in all-caps and vengeance:
KEEP YOUR GUILT MONEY.
The envelope had torn slightly on impact. Caught on the gravel. A few crisp bills peeked from the split. One hundred dollar note folded clean. A rock the size of a fist visible inside, for weight.
Jason’s stomach dropped.
It was his money. Every tip. Every envelope. Every silent drop at her register or mailbox or door.
He thought she hadn’t noticed.
Turns out, she had. And she walked it all the way here just to give it back.
A beat of total silence.
Then—
“
Wait,” Tim said slowly. “That’s your money?”
Jason didn’t answer.
Dick turned. “Dude. You’ve been funding her anonymously? For months?”
Jason crossed his arms. “I wasn’t trying to be anonymous.”
Damian snorted. “You failed spectacularly.”
Bruce stared at the monitor, unreadable. Still. Barely blinking. “She thinks it was from me,” he said finally.
“She would,” Tim said. “You’re the obvious choice for unsolicited financial intervention.”
“And she still threw it back,” Damian murmured, almost impressed.
Jason crossed his arms.
“I mean
 you guys saw that, right?” he said. “She didn’t keep it.”
Dick smirked. “She chucked it with incredible form. Like varsity softball form.”
“Yeah,” Jason muttered. “She’s pissed.”
“You sound proud,” Tim said slowly.
Jason turned away from the screen, tugging his gloves tighter.
“Oh, I’m so proud,” he said. “Bitch Wayne got a rock in the mail. From my girl.”
“She doesn’t know it’s you,” Bruce said, not impressed.
Jason ignored that.
He looked at the envelope one last time, then at the gate, then—somewhere no camera could track—toward her.
“
New plan,” he muttered.
Tim looked up. “New what?”
Jason cracked his knuckles.
“I make contact.”
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The plan wasn’t complicated. Jason liked it that way.
He knew the alley behind her building was dirty, damp, and full of rats—human and otherwise. He also knew a low-level dealer had been working the block for weeks now, pushing light stuff to drunk college kids and the occasional night school burnout.
It wasn’t urgent. Wasn’t worth the suit. Wasn’t worth the attention.
But it was behind her apartment.
So Jason made it urgent.
He didn’t dig too deep. Didn’t check security. Didn’t run a full recon of the building. He didn’t want to know how bad it was. Not yet.
He showed up just before sundown.
Climbed up to her window. Plopped right down. Moved like smoke. Didn’t let himself look through her window—just paused long enough to slide a folded note through the small crack in the pane.
“Temporary stakeout. No danger to you. Lock your windows. —RH”
He noticed the broken latch right after. Rusted. Hanging by one screw. He made a mental note to have a second chat with her landlord. Maybe something about a crowbar this time. Or a window.
Jason repositioned on her fire escape. Cross-legged. Still. Watching the alley below like he’d done it a thousand times. He felt calm. Capable. Like this was right.
She’d come outside.She’d see the note. She’d see him.
And then, she would feel their undeniable connection, open the window, and profess her love. It was foolproof. 
Y/N got home around midnight.
Her backpack was heavy. Her jacket soaked. She had a paper bag under one arm and her keys already in hand before she even reached the stairwell.
She didn’t look up. She didn’t hesitate. She grabbed the note. Read it. Sighed. Crumpled it in one hand.
Then, with the kind of exhausted precision Jason had only ever seen on grieving people and nurses, she reached for the curtain—
And closed it.
Not angrily. Not dramatically.
Just
 done.
Lights off. Lock turned. Curtain drawn.
Jason stayed on the roof.
And for the first time in years, he wasn’t sure what to do next.
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STAKEOUT — DAY FOUR
This was officially the worst stakeout of his life.
Jason had done rooftop surveillance during hailstorms. He’d staked out mob hideouts in January without gloves. Once, he ate an entire protein bar that turned out to be six months expired just to avoid blowing his cover.
None of that compared to this.
Because at least in those cases, he had a target. A mission. A job to do.
Here? He was just... loitering.
Loitering outside the window of a girl who hadn’t looked at him in two days. Not since Day Two, when she peeked through the curtain for exactly 1.5 seconds and then closed it like she was doing pest control.
He hadn’t moved since sunset.
He’d counted exactly four rats, two alley cats, one dealer (still mid-tier, still boring), and zero signs that Y/N had any interest in acknowledging the helmeted vigilante nesting on her fire escape.
He was starting to take it personally.
His back hurt. His patience was thin. And his coffee had gone cold sometime around 9:00 p.m.
He was just about to call it—just about to tell himself he’d leave in five minutes, tops—when the window creaked open.
Not a curtain. Not a crack.
The full window.
Jason sat up straight, instantly alert.
Y/N leaned out.
Arms crossed on the windowsill. Hair pulled into a messy knot. Hoodie two sizes too big and sleeves pushed to her elbows.
She looked directly at him. “Listen,” she said, voice still dangerously even. “If this is about Gerald, I’m gonna stop you right there. Because Gerald literally ties his drug pouches with ribbons. He once left a baggie in someone’s mailbox with a thank-you note.”
Jason stared.
“I know this,” she continued, getting started now, “because I taught that man how to do cursive T’s a few months ago for a hundred bucks and a stale Pop-Tart. He paid in exact change and said, ‘Thank you, miss.’”
Jason opened his mouth.
She did not let him speak.
“Gerald,” she said, gesturing like she was introducing a sitcom character, “is not a threat. Gerald is a part-time dealer with a Yelp rating and mild anxiety. I could break his kneecaps in under two minutes and still make it to night class.”
Jason made a noise—could’ve been agreement, could’ve been fear.
She narrowed her eyes. “So unless there’s an actual cartel hiding in the bodega freezer, you can stop loitering on my window like a sad gargoyle and go bother someone else.”
Jason scrambled. “He’s
 connected.”
Y/N tilted her head. “To who?”
Jason waved vaguely. “Bigger cartel. Out-of-town operation. Could be gun-running. Definitely not cursive.”
Y/N looked unimpressed.
“Right,” she said slowly. “Well, if you’re gonna keep lurking out here, just don’t scare the cats.”
Then she closed the window.
Didn’t slam it. Didn’t storm off. Just
 shut it. Quiet. Final.
Jason stared at the glass, stunned.
So much for the moment. So much for the bonding. So much for the water.
Still—he smiled under the mask. She offered to commit acts of violence for him. 
The plan was working. 
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STAKEOUT — DAY ELEVEN
It was getting bleak.
Jason had been camped out on her fire escape for eleven days. Eleven. He’d missed two minor muggings, skipped one whole safehouse rotation, and was now on a first-name basis with three alley cats and one concerned mailman.
Y/N had spoken to him exactly three more times since the Gerald Incident.
None of them were what he wanted.
Day Six: “You left food on my window ledge. That’s how raccoons get in.”
Day Eight: “Could you stop tapping on the railing?, I have work in 4 hours”
Day Nine: “Stop feeding Gerald. He keeps offering me coupons.
He’d pivoted his strategy. Brought better food. Left sticky notes with dumb jokes. Tried being helpful. Nothing worked.
She hadn’t smiled. She hadn’t invited him in. She hadn't even asked his name.
So on Day Eleven, just after midnight, Jason gave up all pretense of having a plan.
He knocked on the window once, then leaned in slightly and said the dumbest possible sentence:
“
Can I use your bathroom?”
Y/N blinked at him. She was sitting on the floor with a mug in one hand and a book in the other, hoodie slipping off one shoulder, expression unreadable.
A long pause.
Then she said:
“Are you serious?”
Jason shrugged. “I’ve been out here for, like, two weeks.”
She stared. Jason stared back. Internally panicking.
Finally, she sighed. “Fine. But if you bleed on my bath mat, I will kill you.”
She opened the window.
Jason crawled inside like a very polite burglar and immediately forgot how to function.
The place was small. Lived-in. Clean in the chaotic way that meant she was too tired to fake being put together. Books stacked everywhere. Couch slightly lopsided
She pointed to the bathroom and didn’t look at him. “There. In and out. Don’t touch my stuff.”
He nodded, heartbeat in his throat.
Once inside, he immediately did not pee.
He closed the door. Locked it. Turned to the sink.
The bathroom was small. Clean. Faintly pink. The kind of space someone maintained out of habit, not vanity. The light above the mirror flickered when he flipped the switch, then steadied. There was a hair tie looped around the faucet. A half-dead succulent in a chipped mug by the window. Toothpaste cap missing. A towel slung over the back of the door with an embroidered flower on it that looked like it came from a clearance bin at Target.
Jason stood in the middle of it, helmet still on, and breathed.
Then—slowly—he reached up and took it off.
The air was cooler on his face than he expected. The mirror caught him in full: tousled hair, dark circles, and that look he always got when the silence stretched too long—like he might flinch from his own reflection.
He looked awful. Not in the way he usually did. Worse.
Like a guy who hadn’t been sleeping. Like someone who’d been sitting on a fire escape for eleven nights hoping a girl who read Pride and Prejudice to gravestones might eventually say hi.
He stared at himself for a beat longer than was comfortable. Then splashed water on his face. Twice. Rubbed his palms over his jaw like it would help somehow.
It didn’t.
There was soap in a tiny ceramic dish shaped like a shell. Glittery, pastel pink. He stared at it for a full three seconds before muttering “what the fuck” and using it anyway.
The water smelled like coconut and something warm. Maybe vanilla. Maybe whatever scent meant “someone lives here and it isn’t you.”
He dried his hands on the towel. Realized too late it was her towel. Hung it back up very gently like it might press charges.
And then—because he was already spiraling—he started looking.
Not like a creep. Not really. Just... glancing.
There was a cup full of bobby pins. A near-empty mascara tube. A jar of Vicks vapor rub. Painkillers. A pack of gum. One very battered razor and—
Her shampoo. 
He picked it up like it was evidence. Opened the cap. Took a quick sniff.
Then froze.
Yep.
That was her.
Citrus and something warm. Something he couldn’t name. Something that smelled like sleep and soft laughter and the back of her hoodie after she’d been walking all day.
He blinked.
Stared at the mirror again.
“This is insane,” he said, out loud, to the drain.
The mirror agreed. Silently. Cruelly.
He didn’t stop snooping. 
His hand reached for the chapstick next. Pink. Untwisted halfway. Sitting like a loaded weapon on the shelf. He hovered. Pulled back. Reached again.
Nope. Nope.
He could not mentally survive indirect lip contact tonight.
Instead, he turned on the sink again, splashed his face a second time, and looked around.
Panic.
He hadn’t flushed.
If he walked out without flushing, she’d know. She’d definitely know. And then what? She’d think he didn’t pee? That he had a shy bladder? That he was snooping?
Which he was.
But not in a weird way.
Just a tragic, emotionally stunted way.
He flushed.
Waited.
Washed his hands again. Overcorrecting. Citrus soap. Same towel. Same careful dry.
He stared at the door. Helmet back on.
Then—deep breath—he stepped out, greeted by the sound of rain pattering against the living room windows. 
The rain was biblical.
One of those Gotham storms that sounded like it was trying to peel the skyline off the bones of the city. Thunder in full surround sound. Water hammering the roof like it was holding a grudge. The alley behind her apartment was already pooling into something that looked vaguely like a swamp.
Y/N stood at her window, hoodie sleeves pushed up, coffee mug empty, expression flat.
She stared down at the alley like she was waiting for it to apologize.
Then, without turning her head:
“
Yo. Gerald dipped.”
Jason, stepping into the living room, gave a dignified response . “What?”
She nodded at the alley. “Lace parasol finally gave out. Rain probably took it clean off his stupid little head.”
Jason craned his neck. She was right. Gerald’s usual folding chair was empty. The cooler full of whatever he sold was gone. A crushed Monster Energy can rolled through the runoff like it was fleeing the scene.
She turned after a moment. Raised an eyebrow. “You planning to just crawl back out there and rot?”
Jason blinked. “...Kinda?”
She sighed. Loudly. Like she was annoyed at the concept of him existing in space.
“I can’t afford the liability of you slipping off my fire escape,” she muttered, walking toward the kitchen. “You fall, you sue, I end up selling a kidney. That’s not happening.”
Jason just watched her.
She didn’t look at him when she said it—just opened a cabinet, pulled out a can of generic brand cola, and set it on the counter without ceremony.
“You want to sit for a while?” she asked, like it physically pained her.
Jason nodded. Too fast. Too eager.
“Yeah,” he said. “Sure. I can—uh. Thanks.”
She walked back toward the window and flopped down onto the couch like gravity won a bet. Jason followed, cautiously, perching on the very edge of the opposite cushion like a man trying not to disturb a wild animal.
Then he realized the problem.
The soda was still on the counter.
And he had his helmet back on.
Y/N glanced over at him, then back at the can. Then—without a word—she stood, grabbed it, opened the drawer, pulled out a bright pink curly straw, jammed it into the can, and handed it over like this was normal behavior.
Jason hesitated.
She stared. “You gonna take it or what?”
He did. Very carefully.
And then, with all the dignity of a man in full tactical armor drinking diet cola through a Lisa Frank accessory, he took a sip.
They’d been sitting in silence for maybe five minutes when she asked, “You affiliated with the bats?”
It wasn’t aggressive. Just flat. Tired. The kind of question that didn’t come from curiosity, but muscle memory—like checking the lock twice before bed.
Jason didn’t move right away.
He could feel her watching. Not suspicious. Not fearful. Just... waiting. Like someone who’d been burned before and had learned to ask the hard questions first.
He set the soda down slowly. Let the pink straw curl on itself like a secret.
“No,” he said.
It was the truth. And a lie. Both, kind of.
But it was what she needed to hear.
He could see it happen—the slow loosening in her jaw, the unspooling tension in her spine, the way her fingers relaxed against the fabric of the couch like she’d been bracing without noticing.
“Good,” she muttered. “Those freaks never told me he died.”
The room was quiet after that.
Jason didn’t answer. He couldn’t.
He just let the rain fill the silence. Let it hum against the windows like white noise. She didn’t look at him again for a long time.
When she finally spoke, it was softer.
“Sorry. That was... blunt.”
“You’re good.”
She exhaled slowly, eyes flicking back to him.
“You don’t seem like one of them anyway.”
Jason shrugged, watching her carefully. “Yeah?”
“You loiter. You drink soda through a straw. You’d trip in a cave and die instantly.”
“I’m an apex predator.”
She rolled her eyes. “You brought me dumplings in a shoebox.”
He raised the can again like it was a toast. “And yet, here we are.”
She didn’t smile. Not fully.
But the corner of her mouth twitched. And for now, that was enough.
She didn’t ask for his name. He didn’t offer it. They just sat there, listening to the storm try to peel Gotham open.
Eventually, she stood. Picked up his empty can. Tossed it in the recycling like it didn’t mean anything.
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By the third week of the stakeout-that-wasn’t, Jason had a rhythm.
He came by every few nights. Always late. Never announced. He didn’t knock. Didn’t text. He just appeared on the fire escape like a guilty habit, boots scuffed, helmet fogged, and body language trying not to look like it needed a place to rest.
And somehow—without ever being formally invited—he started staying.
Y/N never asked why he came. He never said.
She just opened the window.
Their nights followed a strange kind of pattern. Jason would crawl in like a very large, heavily armed housecat. She’d be in her usual hoodie, curled on the couch with her laptop balanced on one knee and a heating pad strapped to her lower back like a battle injury.
The apartment wasn’t really built for guests. The living room was also the kitchen, which was also the dining room, which was also just the room. But she made it work. Kicked a blanket off the couch. Cleared a corner of the table. Pretended this wasn’t weird.
At first, they just sat.
Sometimes she put on old episodes of Chopped and yelled at the screen. Sometimes he read the crime blotter and gave her commentary like a feral news anchor. Sometimes they didn’t say anything at all. Just sat. Breathing in the same room.
She never asked who he was. He never offered. And that silence between them felt sacred. Like a ceasefire they didn’t dare break.
Then—one night—he brought food.
Takeout. Thai. Still warm. He said it was extra from a thing. Didn't elaborate.
Y/N narrowed her eyes, but said nothing. Just pulled two chipped plates from the cabinet, set them on the counter like she did this every night.
Jason hesitated. Hands still full of the plastic bag.
“I already ate,” he said.
She didn’t look at him. “That’s fine. I haven’t.”
Next time, it was shawarma. The time after that, dumplings. Then pizza. Then stir fry. Always with the same line:
“I ate already.” Or: “Can’t really eat in the helmet.” Or: “Not hungry.”
And every time, Y/N would split the food between two plates. Hand him one. Sit on the floor. Eat in silence.
And every time, he wouldn’t touch his.
On the fourth night, she snapped.
“If you’re gonna sit there like a haunted statue and watch me eat, you can leave.”
Jason blinked. “What?”
She set her fork down. Hard. “I’m not doing pity dinner.”
“It’s not—”
“Then eat.”
“I can’t—”
She stood up. “You can’t or you won’t?”
Jason opened his mouth. Closed it.
“I’m not your project,” she said, voice low now. “You don’t get to show up here, drop off food like some sad vigilante DoorDash, and act like that counts as caring.”
His stomach twisted. “I do care.”
“Then sit your ass down and eat something.”
Jason stared at her.
She stared back.
He sighed—quietly—but took it.
Then came the blanket.
He kept it by the window now. A faded throw with frayed corners that smelled faintly like her shampoo and dust. Jason threw it over his head with practiced ease, tucking the ends under his chin so his face stayed hidden and his hands stayed free.
Y/N called it “his little cryptid cloak.”
He couldn’t talk with the blanket on—no voice mod, no helmet, no disguise—so he didn’t. He just sat there. Eating silently. A ghost in tactical gear, chewing sesame chicken like it was sacred.
Y/N, however, did talk.
She talked the whole time.
Mostly to fill the space. Sometimes to punish him.
“
so then my boss says we can’t wear sneakers anymore, like it’s a ‘professionalism issue,’ but I know for a fact Jo-Jo showed up last week in flip-flops and nobody said a damn word.”
Jason hummed under the blanket. She took it as agreement.
“And this girl in my psych class keeps saying ‘let’s circle back’ like we’re on Zoom in 2020. I swear to God, if she says ‘let’s unpack that’ one more time I’m going to commit tax fraud on her behalf.”
Jason nodded. Fork to his mouth. Still silent. Blanket bobbing.
Y/N sighed dramatically. “This would be less one-sided if you weren’t eating like the Phantom of the Opera.”
Jason flipped her off.
From under the blanket.
She snorted. “Okay, rude.”
He kept eating.
She kept talking.
It was the most peace either of them had felt in weeks.
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📄 [ACCESS: INTERNAL OPERATIONS LOG — WAYNE FAMILY DIVISION] Mission Report | Subject Missing Post-Injury | Filed November 25 | J. Todd (Red Hood)
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Y/N’s fork scrapes the bottom of the takeout container.
It’s the last of the noodles. Cold, borderline questionable. Hood dropped them off two nights ago and she meant to finish them sooner, but time’s slippery lately and grocery money’s been tight. She’s sitting on the couch, hoodie sleeves pulled over her knuckles, heating pad dead beneath her, the hum of the fridge the only sound in the room.
She doesn’t bother with music anymore. She misses Spotify Premium.
She’s halfway through another bite when it happens.
THUMP.
A sharp knock—no, a thud—against the windowpane.
She freezes.
Head snaps toward the sound. Fork clatters to the plate.
For one wild second she thinks it’s a bird. A raccoon. Gerald, reincarnated.
But then she sees it. The shape.
Helmet. Leather. Bulk.
She exhales sharply. Stands. Walks to the window and pulls it open with more annoyance than alarm.
“What—”
Then she sees the blood.
His whole right side is soaked. The dark of his jacket is darker still, and there’s a sharpness to the way he’s standing—angled, braced, like the wall is the only thing keeping him upright.
“Hood,” she breathes. “What the fuck—”
He doesn’t answer.
He stumbles forward—tries to step in—and her hands shoot out automatically, catching his arm. He’s warm. Too warm. His breath fogs the glass behind him.
“Oh my god,” she mutters, voice rising. “Sit. Sit down—now.”
He doesn’t resist. Just slumps, knees buckling like he meant to collapse. She guides him down to the couch—his usual spot—and watches, horrified, as he leaves a full handprint of blood on the cushion.
She kneels beside him.
“Where are you hurt? Hey—hey, look at me.”
He doesn’t lift the helmet. Doesn’t move. Just leans back against the armrest, breathing shallow.
“Okay,” she says, standing. “Fine. Stay there. Bleed or don’t, I’m getting the med kit.”
She’s already halfway to the bathroom.
She returns with the med kit and a clean towel she’s been saving for emergencies. Turns out this qualifies.
He hasn’t moved.
Still slouched against the couch, right leg extended, gloved hand pressed loosely to his side like that’ll keep the blood in. She kneels beside him again, tosses the kit open, and gently lifts his shirt to reveal his ribs.
His breathing hitches. She ignores it. She can’t stop shaking.
“I—I don’t know how to stitch,” she says, voice raw. “I’ve never done this. I can’t—”
“You can,” he rasps, barely audible through the modulator. “It’s just thread. You’ve sewn buttons, right?”
“This is not a button.”
“Still got holes.”
She wants to punch him. She wants to scream. She wants to cry.
Instead, she grabs the suture kit with fingers that won’t stop trembling and tries to remember anything she’s ever seen in a movie.
“Talk me through it,” she says.
Jason shifts, barely. “You cleaned it?”
“Yes.”
“Okay. Pinch the skin together.”
She does.
“Anchor the first one deep. Just push. Don’t think.”
She pushes.
He flinches. Hisses. But doesn’t stop her.
She stabs the needle through again, then again, lips parted, breath shallow.
“There. There. Keep going,” he mutters, slurring a little now. “You’re doing fine.”
“This is fucked,” she says.
“Totally,” he mumbles.
She gets through five stitches before she realizes he’s stopped answering.
Her head snaps up.
“Hood?”
No response.
“Hood. Hey—hey, come on—”
She reaches out, touches his faceplate. Cold. Still.
He’s breathing, but only just. Out cold. Head turned toward the back cushion, body slack, arm limp at his side. The moment she’d been dreading—being alone with this—has arrived, and it’s not cinematic. It’s not brave.
It’s awful.
“Shit. Shit, shit—”
She finishes the stitches with her whole body shaking. Wraps gauze with teeth clenched. Mutters every curse she knows under her breath. When she finally leans back, her palms are slick with blood and sweat and something else she refuses to name.
She wipes the blood off his helmet with the hem of her shirt.
Pulls a blanket over him.
And sits on the floor beside the couch like a kid trying not to look at the monster in the room.
She can’t sleep.
Not with him breathing like that.
Not with the way it hitches every few minutes, shallow and wet and wrong, like his lungs are trying to argue with his ribs. Like his body hasn’t decided whether it wants to keep going or not.
The helmet is still on.
She thought it was fine. He always wore it. Said he needed it. But now, in the silence of the apartment, with the storm finally passed and the fridge humming like it knows something she doesn’t—she’s terrified.
What if he can’t breathe in there? What if he suffocates and she sleeps through it? What if she wakes up and he’s just—
She bolts upright.
Back in her room, she throws open the dresser drawer and rummages blindly until her hand hits something soft and familiar—an old sleep mask. Faded pink. Fraying elastic. One of the eye patches has a cartoon sheep on it.
Stands there for a second, breathing hard.
Then she walks back out.
He hasn’t moved. Still sprawled across the couch, chest rising in slow, irregular beats. One arm fallen off the cushion. A streak of blood drying across the side of his neck.
She kneels again. Pulls the mask on.  
Her hands find the edges of the helmet. “Don’t die,” she whispers. “Okay? You’re not allowed.”
Then—carefully, slowly, blind—she lifts it off.
It’s heavier than she thought. The inside slick with sweat. It makes a soft, awful click as it comes free. She sets it down on the floor beside her and reaches up—still blindfolded—and cups his face with both hands.
He’s still breathing. Better now. Less noise. More air.
“Okay,” she says, to no one. “Okay.”
She sits there like that for a while, hands still on his cheeks, thumb brushing a raised scar near his jaw.
Eventually, she lets go of his face . She doesn’t take off the mask. She just curls up on the floor, forehead resting against the edge of the couch.
And listens. To his breathing. To the radiator. To the silence.
And when she finally lets herself sleep, it’s with one hand still reaching up—just in case he stops again.
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Morning comes slow.
It creeps in through the smudged windows, casting pale gold across the floor, the peeling radiator, the crumpled takeout bag on the counter. Everything smells faintly like ginger and sweat and blood.
Jason wakes with a start.
His ribs scream. His side aches. His mouth tastes like metal and dust.
And his helmet is gone.
His eyes fly open.
He’s still on the couch—blanket twisted around his legs, shirt halfway undone, gauze taped awkwardly across his stomach. The light’s too bright. His heart’s too loud. And his face is exposed.
Panic claws up his throat.
Where is it? Where’s the helmet? How long has it been off? Did she see? Did she see?
He tries to sit up too fast and immediately regrets it, pain flaring sharp under the bandages. He swears under his breath, scanning the room, chest heaving—
And then he sees her.
Y/N is curled up on the floor, still in blood stained pajamas, limbs tangled awkwardly against the side of the couch. Her head is tilted back slightly. She’s breathing soft and slow.
And over her eyes—
A sleep mask.
Cartoon sheep. Frayed elastic. Still on.
Jason freezes.
She shifts slightly in her sleep, fingers twitching near her face. Then, as if pulled by some unseen thread, her hand drifts across the floor, brushes against his boot, and pauses.
She jerks awake.
Slow. Groggy. Like the world is coming back in pieces.
Then she sits up, stretches, and reaches beside her without looking.
The helmet’s right there.
She picks it up. Holds it out.
“Put it on” she mumbles, voice hoarse. “You scared the hell out of me, by the way.”
Jason doesn’t move.
She keeps holding it.
“I didn’t look,” she adds, quieter now. “Just
 heard you struggling. Figured you’d breathe better without it. Blindfolded myself. That’s all.”
Jason still says nothing.
Just takes the helmet from her hands like it’s made of glass.
Their fingers brush. He grips it tighter. Puts it on, turns the voice modulator on.
“
Thank you,” he says.
She shrugs. Leans back against the couch again.
“Don’t die on my watch, Hood. It’d really mess up my Tuesday.”
Y/N finally pulls the sleep mask off.
Blinding light. Crick in her neck. Her whole body feels like it got into a fight with a vending machine and lost. But Hood’s still alive. Still sitting upright. Still breathing.
She exhales.
“Let me see,” she says, already kneeling beside him again.
Jason stays quiet. Tilts to the side slightly so she can peel the blanket back. The gauze is still holding. The stitches are—surprisingly—not awful. A little uneven. A little swollen. But clean.
She stares at them for a second. Nods to herself.
“Not bad,” she mutters. “For someone whose only medical training came the guy getting stitched.”
He doesn’t respond.
She pretends she doesn’t care.
“Don’t pull them. No jumping off buildings for a while. No cartwheels. No gunfights unless it’s urgent.”
She stands again and heads for the kitchenette.
The fridge greets her with its usual charm: One half-empty bottle of ketchup. A jar of olives. A single carton of milk.
She opens the cabinet. Cereal. One box. Crushed.
She does the math in her head. Stares into the abyss. Then grabs a bowl.
It’s just enough for one.
She pours it. Adds the milk. Doesn’t hesitate.
Walks back over and hands it to him.
Jason stares at the bowl like it might explode.
She shrugs.
“You almost died. You get the Cheerios.”
He eats slow.
Careful.
The sound of the spoon scraping the bowl is soft, muffled beneath the low hum of morning and the fabric of the blanket he’s thrown over his head. She doesn’t watch.
She ducks into the bathroom instead.
Ties her hair up with one hand while brushing her teeth with the other. Swaps out the hoodie for her “functional” shirt—stained, slightly oversized, halfway tucked into her jeans. Her socks don’t match. One of her boots is damp from last night’s rain.
It’s fine.
She’s used to leaving chaos behind.
She grabs her bag from the chair, keys already in hand, and opens the front door halfway before she turns back.
He’s still there. Sitting in her living room. Still under the blanket. Still clutching the empty bowl like he doesn’t know what to do with it.
“I’ll be back by six,” she says, voice casual, like this is normal. Like this happens every day.
He doesn’t answer.
She clears her throat. “You can stay. If you want.”
Another beat of silence.
Then, a nod.
Small. Barely there.
She closes the door behind her. Locks it with a click. And lets the day begin.
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đŸ§Ÿ [ACCESS: PURCHASE RECORD — ROTHMAN'S / SUNDOWN GROCERS] Home Furnishing & Grocery Delivery | Buyer: J.T. | Delivery: Unattended Drop
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Y/N unlocks the apartment with the usual two jabs and a kick.
Her shoulder aches. Her feet are soaked. Her last customer of the day tried to return a sandwich after eating it, and Gerald had the audacity to wink at her in the alley like they were co-workers.
She just wants five minutes to breathe.
She pushes the door open—
And stops.
Her bag slips off her shoulder.
She sees the couch.
Brown leather. Low-backed. Wide-seated. Big enough to drown in. Soft enough to hold you when you can’t hold yourself.
She stares at it like it might vanish. Then she drops her bag, walks straight up to it, and presses both hands flat against the armrest.
It’s real. Soft. Cool to the touch. The kind of expensive that doesn’t come from pity.
And that’s when she laughs.
A full-body sound, unexpected and too loud for the apartment. She laughs like someone who hasn’t had a real reason in months. Laughs like she’s going to scare the silverfish out of the drywall.
Then she spins. Right there, in her socks, on the peeling tile. A full circle. Like a rom-com idiot. Like she’s seven.
Because she knows what this is. She remembers.
“Hear me out,” Jason had said once, the morning Bruce took him away. “The penthouse. “Oh god,” she’d groaned. “The couch is leather. Brown. Like rich people brown. But not ugly. Real classy.” “No. Velvet,” she’d fired back. “Deep green. With gold buttons.” “Velvet stains.” “I won’t spill.” “You’ll definitely spill.”
It had been a joke. A fantasy. A nothing-future built on soda and sarcasm.
But now—years later— Here it is.
She’s dizzy when she sits down. Breathless. Tears on her face before she even registers them.
And the feeling hits her like thunder: This is permission. This is Jason—her Jason—telling her it’s okay to be happy again from beyond the grave.
The couch is the sign. The Hood is the messenger.
He sent her someone.
She presses her forehead to the armrest.
“You son of a bitch,” she whispers, smiling through it. “You sent me a friend.”
The couch smells like new beginnings. The lamp glows like a pulse. Her apartment—normally cold, narrow, gray—is warm now. Lived in. Soft.
Safe.
She curls up under the new blanket, legs tucked beneath her, heart still spinning in her chest.
And for the first time since he died, She doesn’t feel alone.
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The next evening, Jason stood on the fire escape with a bag of food in one hand and a heart full of static.
He didn’t know what he expected. An eye-roll, maybe. A sarcastic comment about boundary-crossing vigilantes and unsolicited furniture. A quiet “you didn’t have to” said in that voice that meant don’t do it again.
He definitely didn’t expect the window to open before he even knocked.
Y/N stood there, framed in the fading orange light, hair pulled back, hoodie sleeves rolled to her elbows. She looked at him for a long second. No smile. No sarcasm.
Then she stepped forward and wrapped her arms around him.
It was careful—not rushed or needy—but firm. Real. Like something being set down that had been carried too long.
Jason blinked. His arms didn’t move at first. He just stood there, stunned, feeling her heartbeat against his chest through layers of armor and hesitation.
Then he let out a breath and hugged her back.
Slow. Gentle.
Not because she was fragile. Because she wasn’t.
“
Hey,” he said, voice low in his helmet.
She gave a soft little huff of air. Not quite a laugh. Not quite a sigh.
Then she stepped back just enough to look at him.
Her eyes were steady. Clear. Tired in a way that went deeper than sleep, but still soft.
“Thank you,” she said simply.
Two words. No qualifiers. No jokes. Just
 gratitude.
Jason didn’t know what to say to that. Didn’t think he’d need to. But she just stood there, letting the silence speak for both of them.
Then she glanced at the bag in his hand.
“Are those dumplings?”
He nodded.
She opened the window wider.
“Well. Don’t just stand there. Come in.”
He climbed in, boots hitting the floor with a thud. She locked the window behind him and flicked on the lamp.
Warm light. Soft couch. Two plates already out on the counter like maybe, just maybe, she’d been hoping he’d come.
They sat. Ate (Him under the blanket). Talked about nothing. Argued about whether Gerald was a criminal genius or just terminally polite. Laughed until their stomachs hurt.
And somewhere between the last dumpling and the first yawn, they stopped being ghosts.
They were friends.
Real ones.
At last.
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She didn’t look at him when she asked.
She never did when it was something that mattered.
Jason was sitting on the floor beside the couch, helmet still on, fingers fidgeting with the strap of his gauntlet like it might reveal the answers to every stupid thing he’d ever done. Y/N was above him, curled sideways, eating cereal from a mug because she refused to do dishes before midnight. The lamp flickered.
“You doing anything the 27th?” she asked, casually.
Jason’s heart dropped.
He didn’t answer right away. She didn’t press. Just took another slow bite, metal spoon clinking once against ceramic.
“It’s kind of a thing,” she said after a moment. “Not, like, a party. It’s personal.”
Jason made a noise in his throat. Neutral. Encouraging. Safe.
Y/N stared down into the last third of her cereal.
“I go somewhere. Once a year. Same place, same time. Every year since I was sixteen.”
He already knew where. Of course he did. But hearing it in her voice still made something crack.
“I bring a blanket,” she went on. “And coffee. And Pride and Prejudice, because I’m a walking clichĂ©. I stay until morning.”
Jason felt like the helmet was too tight. His breath fogged up the inner HUD. He didn’t dare move.
“I don’t usually bring people,” she added. “Not ever. But I was thinking
 if you wanted to come. You could.”
Jason’s head snapped up before he meant it to.
“You don’t have to,” she said quickly. “It’s dumb. Just me talking to a piece of rock for a few hours. But—” She hesitated. “You’re the first real friend I’ve had since he died. I figured
 maybe you should meet him.”
Jason forgot how to breathe.
For a second, all he could hear was blood. Not in a poetic way. Literally—his pulse roaring in his ears, chest aching like something was trying to claw its way out.
Friend. She said friend. But the way she said it—quiet, steady, true—it was like being handed something breakable and sacred and entirely undeserved.
He couldn’t speak. Not yet. Just nodded once, sharp.
Y/N smiled, small and crooked. “Cool.”
She set the mug down on the floor beside him. Not on the table. Right next to his boot.
Then she flopped back down onto the couch and pulled the blanket over her face.
Conversation over.
Jason sat there, unmoving, watching the faint rise and fall of her breathing.
His helmet’s readout buzzed softly—elevated vitals. No shit.
She wanted him there. At the grave. Not as a soldier. Not as a name in her search history. As him.
And he said yes. And he meant it.
God help him.
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Subject A: Age 22 Subject B: 4 years, 4.5 months post-resurrection April 27
She walked ahead of him, as always.
Jason let her.
The graveyard was quieter than usual—just the hush of wet grass under boots and the low, steady patter of rain trying to decide if it wanted to commit. Y/N didn’t bring a blanket this year. Or coffee. Just her hoodie, her voice, and him.
Jason followed in full gear. Hood up. Helmet on. Silent as the grave.
Literally.
When they reached the headstone, Y/N stopped. Took a breath. Then another. The kind you take before walking into a room where a version of yourself still lives.
She crouched beside the stone and brushed her sleeve across the marble like she always did. Her fingers lingered at the carved name.
Jason Peter Todd. Beloved Son.
Then she leaned forward and kissed it.
Jason looked away so fast his neck cracked.
“Hi, dumbass” she whispered. “The train was late. But I’m here. I brought someone, too. Hope you don’t mind.”
She turned slightly—looked over her shoulder, toward the shadow behind her.
“Come on,” she said. “It’s okay.”
Jason moved slowly, each step feeling too loud. The rain got bolder. He knelt beside her but didn’t touch the grave.
Didn’t breathe.
“This is Red Hood,” she said, gesturing between them like they weren’t already shoulder-to-shoulder. “He’s
 my friend.”
She smiled at the stone. Then at him. Y/N kneeled, and pulled him down as well. They sat cross-legged facing the stone. 
“The first one I’ve had since you.”
Jason thought he might die again.
“He’s kind of awful,” she added. “But he keeps showing up. And bringing food. And I haven’t wanted to punch him in two whole weeks, which is saying something.”
The rain thickened without warning—sheets of cold cascading from the sky like someone up top had finally lost patience.
Y/N looked around, squinting at the sky. “Shit. I forgot the umbrella.”
Jason, who hadn’t moved in at least ten minutes, reached into his jacket and—wordlessly—pulled out an umbrella-adjacent object.
Y/N blinked at it.
“Is that
 Gerald’s lace parasol?”
Jason shrugged. “He left it in the alley. I picked it up on the way here. Thought we might need it.”
Y/N snorted. “God, you’re ridiculous.”
Then she opened it halfway and dragged him under it without asking.
It was immediately clear that it was not built for two people—especially not two people in armor and emotional ruin. Her damp sleeve pressed against his jacket. Their knees knocked. Her hair was sticking to his cheek plate, and she didn’t even bother fixing it. The lace was already soaked through; water dripped through every delicate stitch, pooling at the rim and falling in uneven plops around their shoes.
They looked at eachother.
And then—cracked. The kind of laughter that came fast and real, unfiltered and soaked through. Y/N doubled over, face buried in the crook of her elbow. Jason shook silently beside her, shoulders trembling, the sound muffled behind the helmet.
Gerald’s parasol sagged.
They kept laughing anyway.
She looked at the grave. Then at him. Then back again. 
“I brought him,” she said slowly, easing out of laughter, “because I think you’d want to meet the guy who’s making me happy.”
Jason’s throat closed.
Y/N glanced up at him, voice dropping to a laugh-soft murmur. “You’d probably curse him out for cuddling with your girl over your grave. But you’d like him. Maybe.”
Jason couldn’t move. Couldn’t speak.
Then—
“I love him,” she said.
The words hung in the rain like smoke.
She turned to him, expression open. Real.
“I don’t know when it happened. I just know I look for him now. In the quiet. In the space between days. I like the way he shows up. I like the way he listens.”
Jason didn’t speak. Couldn’t.
The rain hit harder.
She blinked at him under the parasol. “If that scares you, it’s fine. You don’t have to say anything.”
Jason didn’t move for a second. Then—
“Don’t be mad,” he said. Quiet. Rough.
She tilted her head. “What?”
He swallowed. Inside the helmet, his hands had started to sweat. “Promise me. Don’t be mad.”
“Red—”
“Just—just promise.”
Y/N hesitated. Her brows furrowed. “Okay,” she said slowly. “I promise.”
Jason closed his eyes for a half-second. Exhaled through his nose.
Then reached up and took the helmet off.
It was quick. Clean. No ceremony. Just a click, a lift, and suddenly—
There he was.
Her Jason.
Older. Sharper. Jaw clenched like it might break. Hair longer (is that a white streak?), damp with rain, curls flattened to his forehead. The same look in his eyes. Tired. Terrified. Hopeful.
Y/N stared.
Her brain went blank. Then full. Then blank again.
She opened her mouth and made no sound.
Jason flinched. “Y/N—”
“WHAT THE FUCK,” she blurted.
She lurched to her feet. The umbrella wobbled violently. Jason scrambled up with her, hands out like he was trying to keep her from bolting.
“No—no, it’s me, I swear—”
“You’re dead,” she said, pointing at the grave. “You DIED. This is YOUR GRAVE.”
“I got better?” he tried.
She made a noise like a boiling tea kettle.
Her hands clenched and unclenched three times. She spun in a circle. Muttered something. Took a breath. Shook her head. Stared at him again.
“You—you were dead,” she whispered.
“I know.”
“You’re real.”
“I am.”
She reached forward—touched his chest, right over the armor. “You’re breathing.”
Jason nodded, too scared to blink.
Then she did something he wasn’t ready for.
She laughed.
Wet, broken, stunned. One huff, then another. And then, she flung her arms around him and buried her face in his shoulder.
He froze.
Then melted.
Jason wrapped both arms around her and held on like the world was still ending.
She was shaking. Laughing and crying at the same time. His hoodie was soaked through now. So was hers. Neither of them cared.
“You’re such an asshole,” she whispered. “But you’re here.”
“I’m here.”
“I’m gonna kill you.”
“I’ll die happy” he said, smiling into her hair.
She pulled back just enough to look at him. Her hands framed his face like he might disappear again if she let go.
“You’re real.”
“Yeah,” he said, voice wrecked.
“That’s all that matters.”
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 PHASE III — REINTRODUCTION PROTOCOL: COMPLETE. CASE FILE #JX-1989 SUBJECT A: [Y/N] SUBJECT B: [J. TODD] STATUS: RESTORED
Final Investigator’s Note:
Subject A, long believed to be mourning an unresolved loss, made direct contact with Subject B seven years post-mortem under highly unorthodox conditions involving emotional confession, weather anomalies, and a formerly owned drug-dealer parasol.
Subject B removed helmet under extreme emotional duress. Subject A speedran the five stages of grief in under 60 seconds. No fatalities. Minimal property damage. Full romantic implosion.
Both parties appear to be fully alive. Fully in love. And fully ridiculous.
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THE CRIMSON HOUR — EPISODE 68: “She Said No (And That’s the Problem)”
INTRO MUSIC: instrumental version of “Toxic” but played on a cello.
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HOST 1 (CELINE): Okay. Before we dive into the campus fashion roundup—yes, Max wore mesh to a comp sci lecture and I’m not ready to talk about it—we have to address what happened at the Hawthorne House party.
WEST: The Hawthorne House party. The scandal. The... no.
CELINE: So here’s the scene: velvet ropes, champagne tower, and Theo Remington-Wells the Third—
WEST: Triple name, quadruple ego—
CELINE: —sees Y/N, the scholarship girl with the terrifying GPA, six jobs, and exactly zero time for nonsense.
CELINE: He corners her by the terrace. Says something like—
(dramatic low voice) “You don’t belong here, but I could make sure you stay.”
WEST: Ew.
CELINE: So gross.
WEST: She could’ve punched him. She didn’t.
CELINE: She said—get this—
(soft voice, reenacting) “That’s very generous. But I’d rather get through Harvard on merit than favours I’ll owe forever.”
WEST: And then smiled.
CELINE: And walked away.
WEST: Leaving him standing there with a glass of Veuve and no dignity.
CELINE: But wait—it gets worse. Daddy Moneybags is allegedly on the donor board.
WEST: And a little bird told me someone’s scholarship got flagged for “re-evaluation” the Monday after.
CELINE: Hmm. Coincidence? Or did we just witness a full academic assassination attempt?
WEST: Either way, one thing’s clear:
BOTH (in unison): You don’t say no to Harvard royalty. Not without consequences.
CELINE: We’ll keep you updated. If she disappears, check Gotham.
WEST: xoxo, baby. Crimson Hour out.
instrumental version of “Toxic” but played on a cello fades out
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From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Subject: Urgent: Change to Financial Aid and Academic Standing Date: October 14, 20XX Time: 8:37 AM
Dear Ms. Y/N, We regret to inform you that, following an internal review, your financial aid package has been re-evaluated and will not be renewed for the upcoming academic term. This decision is final and non-negotiable. Additionally, the Office of the Registrar has reviewed your academic status and determined that you are no longer eligible to continue your studies at Harvard University. As such, your enrollment has been discontinued, effective immediately. Please note that this decision is based on a number of factors considered in confidence by the administration. Due to the sensitive nature of the process, no further details can be disclosed. We advise you to vacate university housing by October 17 at 5:00 PM. We wish you the best in your future endeavours. Sincerely, Office of Financial Aid Harvard University
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ONE-WAY BUS TICKET
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Company: GOTHAM COACHLINES Date of Purchase: October 16, 20XX Departure: South Station, Boston — 11:35 PM Arrival: Gotham Central Terminal — 4:45 AM Passenger Name: Y/N Seat: Non-Reserved Fare Paid: $32.00 Payment Method: Declined once (retry successful)
"NO REFUNDS. NO LUGGAGE STORAGE. NO GUARANTEE OF BATHROOM FUNCTIONALITY."
We are not responsible for emotional damage incurred while riding.
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APARTMENT LEASE AGREEMENT
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Property: 1448 West Park Row, Apt #4B, Gotham, NJ Landlord: R. Delvecchio Lease Term: Month-to-month Monthly Rent: $545 + utilities Security Deposit: Waived (verbally) Signed: October 19, 20XX
Notes: Heater only works when kicked. Kitchen window jammed. Smells faintly of ham.
"Tenant responsible for own pest control."
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NIGHT SCHOOL ENROLMENT
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Institution: Gotham City Adult Learning Center Program: Community College Bridge Track Enrollment Date: October 24, 20XX Status: Provisionally Accepted
Schedule: - W/F: Statistics, 7:00 – 8:45 PM - M: Physics II, 7:00 – 10:45 PM - T/Th: English Composition, 6:30 – 8:10 PM
 Tuition: Installment plan, due monthly Financial Aid: Partial grant, Gotham Futures Foundation
Student ID issued: Temporary card printed at front desk.
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EMPLOYMENT RECORD — COMBINED
Employee Name: Y/N Job Ledger:
Location: Bean & Gone CafĂ© Position: Barista / Cleaner Pay: $8.75/hr + tips Hours: 6:00 AM – 1:30 PM, weekends included Notes: Called “Harvard” by coworker named JoJo. Burned hand on espresso steamer. Still came in.
Location: Munchie Mart (24hr Bodega) Position: Stocker / Cashier Pay: $9.50/hr Hours: 9:00 PM – 2:00 AM Notes: Once physically removed a customer for opening ice cream, licking it, and putting it back.
Location: Gotham Odd Jobs Collective (App-Based) Position: Tasker Tasks Completed: - Built an IKEA dresser without instructions - Taught cursive to a man named Gerald for $100 cash - Removed a possum from someone’s kitchen (quote: “it respected me.”)
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REDDIT THREAD — r/GothamSightings
Posted by: u/nightwing_pls_notice_me Title: Red Hood in Southside again????
swear to god i saw him posted up outside the old laundry place on Parkhurst. just. standing there. didn’t move for a full hour. i thought it was a statue at first. someone tried to tag a wall near him and he just turned his head slightly and the kid ran
he didn’t say anything. he didn’t even chase. just stood there like a weird haunted gargoyle with a gun.
Top Comment — u/moomoo_thecow: oh yeah he’s been hanging around the bodega a block from there too. lowkey feel safer walking at night now. not complaining, just weird
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YELP REVIEW — "WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE EVER" ★☆☆☆☆
Reviewer: Chad R. Date: May 6, 20XX
Went in for a coffee and made ONE joke about the cashier’s nametag (it said “Harvard,” so I said “lol”). She didn’t even respond. Just stared at me. I was halfway through my sandwich when some guy cornered me outside wearing a leather jacket and told me to “take my weak-ass banter elsewhere before I find myself unable to form vowels.” Completely unprofessional. Coffee was mid.
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EDITED YELP REVIEW — Chad R. (Updated) ★★★★★
Date: May 8, 20XX
Hey! Just wanted to update this review. Coffee was actually good. Totally my bad on the comment. I’ve done a lot of thinking. Therapy’s going well. Also could someone let the Red Hood know I still haven’t gotten my pants back. I think they’re in his duffel I would like them returned but only if he feels emotionally safe to do so
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RECEIPT SNAPSHOT — BEAN & GONE
Cashier: Y.N. Order: 1 Americano 1 Bagel Total: $5.75 Tip Entered: $150.00 Payment: Cash
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RECEIPT SNAPSHOT — MUNCHIE MART
Cashier: Y/N Order: One pack of gum Can of soup Total: $3.12 Tip Entered: $250.00 Payment: Unregistered (envelope, no tracking)
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EMAIL FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: Re: Maintenance Request – Apartment #4B DATE: May 17, 20XX TIME: 9:14 AM
Hi Y/N,
Just writing to follow up on the pest issue you mentioned last month. I sincerely apologize for the delay in response.
The matter has been escalated to top priority. Our team will be handling the silverfish issue personally and free of charge. No charge to you. None whatsoever. At all. Ever.
A professional exterminator is scheduled and will arrive by 5:00 PM today.
Please don’t worry about a thing. It’s already handled. Consider it done. 👍
Thanks for your patience,
Richie Delvecchio
Delvecchio Property Management “Live well, lease better!”
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STORE ANNOUNCEMENT — GERALD'S GOODS
📩 Updated: May 29, 2:37 AM
Hey friends!! Gerald here 💚
Good news: I’ve been officially cleared to continue operations from the same alley for the foreseeable future!
Bad news: I am unfortunately no longer allowed to sell to minors. Or “children,” even if they’re mature for their age. Or anyone with a fake ID, actually. Let’s just say age verification is now strictly enforced 🙃
But hey!! Order before Friday and I’ll throw in free vinyl sticker packs with every bundle (LIMITED SUPPLY).
Appreciate the support, as always. Keep your heads down, stay hydrated.
Peace ✌ —Gerald
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WAYNE FAMILY OPERATIONS DIVISION — MISSION REPORT
FILE ID: RHOOD-0424-B SUBJECT: TODD, JASON (Red Hood) MISSION TYPE: Interruption Response LOCATION: Sector 9, Docks – Warehouse District DATE: November 25 STATUS: INCOMPLETE
OVERVIEW:
Subject responded to an arms trafficking alert at Warehouse 9C without backup. Operation was not assigned. Tactical breach occurred at 00:14. Confirmed hostile count: 12. Weapons recovered: 14. Arrests: 0. Enemies incapacitated: 10. Two fled on foot.
MEDICAL FLAG:
Surveillance drone picked up signs of blood loss. Thermal imaging captured limping gait, unsteady movement. Final visual: 00:53 — Subject exiting rear exit, favoring left side. Subject did not return to safehouse. Subject did not check in with medbay. Subject has not responded to comms as of 03:12.
AUDIO — INTERNAL COMM (AUTO-LOG)
D. GRAYSON: “He’s not at the docks anymore. Checked the alley cam—nothing.” T. DRAKE: “He’s not at the manor either. No comms. No med logs.” D. WAYNE: “He is being stupid.” A. PENNYWORTH: “He is being Jason.” B. WAYNE: “He’s not dead. Let him be.”
CURRENT STATUS:
SUBJECT MISSING — PRESUMED INJURED LOCATION: UNKNOWN TRACKING: INACTIVE (DISABLED BY SUBJECT)
FINAL NOTE: “He didn’t come here. Which means he went somewhere he feels safe.”
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