goldenrodchef

[goldenrodchef]

hi :)

Um. Hi? Who are you?

[goldenrodchef]

Yeah, um. There's ways to become a Pokemon willingly, just. Not any ways back yet.

(@goldenrodchef) Um. Hi.

So, uh. You willingly got yourself eebied?

Um. Can I ask why?

-Gen

Eebied…? Must be something I haven’t heard of before, but given context clues…

Uh- well, I don’t really… like being human? Never have, honestly. Prefer the company of Pokémon too, and all that. I dunno how else to really explain it, other than it made me happier than I was before, so, I did it.

[goldenrodchef]

I, uh. I really don't like being a Pokemon. It's really weird and uncomfortable for me.

(@goldenrodchef) Um. Hi.

So, uh. You willingly got yourself eebied?

Um. Can I ask why?

-Gen

Eebied…? Must be something I haven’t heard of before, but given context clues…

Uh- well, I don’t really… like being human? Never have, honestly. Prefer the company of Pokémon too, and all that. I dunno how else to really explain it, other than it made me happier than I was before, so, I did it.

[goldenrodchef]

Um, an eeby is someone who got turned into a Pokemon, either willingly or unwillingly.

I, um. I'm an Oshawott-Sobble hybrid.

(@goldenrodchef) Um. Hi.

So, uh. You willingly got yourself eebied?

Um. Can I ask why?

-Gen

Eebied…? Must be something I haven’t heard of before, but given context clues…

Uh- well, I don’t really… like being human? Never have, honestly. Prefer the company of Pokémon too, and all that. I dunno how else to really explain it, other than it made me happier than I was before, so, I did it.

[goldenrodchef]

Oh. Um. Alright.

I, uh. I'm glad you're happier like this.

If, uh. If you ever want any other eebies to talk to, um. I know a few, and I'm one myself.

Nice to meet you.

(@goldenrodchef) Um. Hi.

So, uh. You willingly got yourself eebied?

Um. Can I ask why?

-Gen

Eebied…? Must be something I haven’t heard of before, but given context clues…

Uh- well, I don’t really… like being human? Never have, honestly. Prefer the company of Pokémon too, and all that. I dunno how else to really explain it, other than it made me happier than I was before, so, I did it.

[goldenrodchef]

Alright. Um. Thank you.

(@goldenrodchef) Um. Hi.

Uh, so, um. Are eebies who still identify as human allowed?

-Gen

Absolutely! However you personally identify yourself, your status as an eeby, hybrid, or sapient pokemon qualifies you for admission to Ho-Oh University. We would love to have you! - Anika

[goldenrodchef]

I really, really don't like this body, so, uh. Option 5.

[goldenrodchef]

I was wondering if, um. Maybe I could visit you sometime?

(@goldenrodchef) Um, hi Petrichor!

I, uh. I had an idea.

-Gen

Oh? Hey Gen! What is it?

[goldenrodchef]

Sometimes, yeah.

Anyone else ever feel like they want to sleep for at least 12 hours?

Because I feel like that right now

[goldenrodchef]

...yeah, I normally stay offline for this time of the month.

It's not fun.

it’s the first of the month. time to watch everyone I know and love get replaced for a day or two. I’m not feeling any emotions about this at all ever actually,

[goldenrodchef]

Yeah...it's hard to keep going. My body is still all wrong. But I keep pushing onwards.

At least we have each other.

hey. it’s been a minute. saying hi.

I’ve been making a lot of smoothies lately. made me think of you, since it’s like, the closest thing to cooking I regularly do. everyone thank chocolate protein powder 💪💪 I get to taste chocolate with no tummy ache!! it’s wonderful!!

how’ve you been?

— @disablednecrozma

Hi Petrichor! Um, it's nice to hear from you again!

I, uh. Haven't been up to much lately. Mostly just taking time to relax, though it's difficult when I'm still stuck like this.

Glad you're able to taste chocolate, though! It's great!

[goldenrodchef]

Um...anything interesting you've been up to lately? I've mostly just been hanging out in the GGG discord server.

hey. it’s been a minute. saying hi.

I’ve been making a lot of smoothies lately. made me think of you, since it’s like, the closest thing to cooking I regularly do. everyone thank chocolate protein powder 💪💪 I get to taste chocolate with no tummy ache!! it’s wonderful!!

how’ve you been?

— @disablednecrozma

Hi Petrichor! Um, it's nice to hear from you again!

I, uh. Haven't been up to much lately. Mostly just taking time to relax, though it's difficult when I'm still stuck like this.

Glad you're able to taste chocolate, though! It's great!

[goldenrodchef]

Hey folks! I know I've not posted on tumblr in a hot minute (I've been mostly on bluesky) but I figured I should blast this out to as many places as possible.

I recently moved across the country with my family, and we currently have no source of income. I'm working on getting my shit together and finding a stable job, but rent and expenses associated with moving (like getting all our stuff shipped out here) aren't going to wait for me, so I'm doing some emergency commissions.

I'm opening five slots (sketches won't count towards those slots), but I'll open more if there's enough interest. You can find full details and ToS on my carrd.

Even if you can't commission me (we're in an economic hellscape rn, I get it), reblogs are very appreciated so that this can reach someone who can. Thanks!

[goldenrodchef]

the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

[goldenrodchef]

hey. it’s been a minute. saying hi.

I’ve been making a lot of smoothies lately. made me think of you, since it’s like, the closest thing to cooking I regularly do. everyone thank chocolate protein powder 💪💪 I get to taste chocolate with no tummy ache!! it’s wonderful!!

how’ve you been?

— @disablednecrozma

Hi Petrichor! Um, it's nice to hear from you again!

I, uh. Haven't been up to much lately. Mostly just taking time to relax, though it's difficult when I'm still stuck like this.

Glad you're able to taste chocolate, though! It's great!

[goldenrodchef]

Um, happy birthday!

Birt day :3

[goldenrodchef]

Um, hi!

So, uh, there's a few bakeries, the flower shop, the Radio Tower, the bounce house, there's a theme park on the outskirts, there's a really good seafood restaurant that my mom really likes. There's also the Pokeball Museum, which is all about the history of pokeballs, and they even have a few authentic 1900s porcelain pokeballs!

And don't forget to visit the field of goldenrod plants in the northeastern part of the city! There's a legend that if you roll around in it and make a wish, it'll come true!

Hey, Johto people. What sorta stuff is there to do in Goldenrod? Figure I may as well enjoy my time here while I prepare for the gym.