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WHEREVER,WHATEVER

HAVE A NICE DAY!

24k, E. Wolfstar My Own Private Idaho AU.

Generously proofread by @poetskings to whom I’m incredibly grateful and also apologetic for my impatience in getting this out. I went kind of insane.

//Google street view image of Benton, CA//Lyrics from 'Murder by Mistletoe by The Felice Brothers//Pinterest//Excerpt from 'Boot Theory' by Richard Siken//Still from 'My Own Private Idaho,' directed by Gus Van Sant//Lyrics from 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd//MOPI still//William Shakespeare's 'The Tempest,' Act 4 Scene 1//MOPI still//Excerpt from 'Little Beast' by Richard Siken//MOPI still//Lyrics from 'Wonderful Life' by The Felice Brothers.

These aren’t in the right order but I’ll fix it later ^^^

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This blog is INACTIVE!! You can find me @graverobbber

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adam

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slithered here from eden just to wait outside your workplace to drive you home and feel like a wild chimpanzee on a sugar high when you flirt with my bald ass. or however the song goes

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FAVE HP SMUT CREATORS

Ever since I got that lovely anon asking for the best smut I've ever read, it got me thinking about some of my favorite smut creators in general.

So here is a very non-exhaustive list of fan-fucking-tastic smut writers and artists I've come across in the HP fandom that weren't mentioned (shamefully) in my last batch. Feel free to add to the list! We must keep the people fed.

xoxo go take a sip of cold water girl

WRITERS

@spookymoonie

Lord Espooky came into this fandom guns a-blazing with their kink headcanon a day for Wolfstar and it has spiraled from there. They GET IT. He has a super well-organized masterlist pinned to his tumblr ft tons of different kinks, fic lengths, scenes, etc. Go. Now.

@fiveht

The definition of IYKYK. Daddy kink isn't super my thing, but Five makes me enjoy it. If you vibe with age gap daddy Remus and pretty boy Sirius, their Adore series is a must-read. They also have a stellar A/B/O Wolfstar fic plus podfic and write some Marvel too!

@greenvlvetcouch

An absolute legend in this fandom. Wolfstar, Jeggy, Rosekiller. Gritty, chewy, embodied sex.

@emeryhall

Emery writes sex the way some people breathe. Like it's just part of the narrative. It's SO punchy. And also she is the queen of Crack Smut.

@kaaaaaaarf

Patron saint of Wolfstar hatefucks. mic drop.

@cancerravenclaw

We snagged MK over to Wolfstar from the clutches of Dramione. Her series "mk's kink exposé" could also be called "celine's kink exposé." I'll just leave that there.

@wolfpants

Everything they create is magic, but they are especially known for rare pairs and Dronarry.

WRITERS AND ARTISTS

@aspiring-artist-em

The queen of Lesbian Wolfstar. Both art and fic. Also queen of humiliation and pain kink and Walburga psychological trauma. ye be warned.

@upthehillnsfw / @upthehillart

I am afraid no one is ready for this art. Truly. Tons of different ships, positions, acts. I gasp every time. And their Pansmione fic is epic (which I have talked about before).

ARTISTS

@industrations

I highly recommend getting on Indi's Patreon so you can enjoy their NSFW drawings, mostly Wolfstar and Jegulus, occasional Rosekiller. Too many iconic moments to count.

@waxingrunes

The officially-sponsored artist of Five's Adore series. Look, their work is nothing short of indulgent. Shhhh don't worry about the physics just let it happen. And by It I mean Remus' big dick hands.

@basiatlu

By beloved. The one. The only. Bosh's drawings are so ALIVE. They leap off the screen. Her Drarry is nothing less than iconic. She also dabbles in other characters/ships like Wolfstar and Blackcest. Siriusly, you can't go wrong.

DRARRY SMUT

OKAY, Drarry people. There are so so many excellent Drarry smut writers it is impossible to name them all. Here are but a tiny handful I have pulled from my bookmarks. I'm happy to rec specific fics if asked :)

@cavendishbutterfly, @bixgirl1, @l0vegl0wsinthedark, @shiftylinguini, @kbrick, @fluxweeed, @academicdisasterfic

MORE

I'm tagging those other creators from older asks because I can't put this list out there without them on it <3

@crushofdoves @we-are-swearwolves @tenthousandyearsx @theresthesnitch @lqtraintracks Quietlemonhush @cuddlebugsirius

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I have a notes thing with fic names in it and god it sucks bc the names eat so hard but I have to actually fucking write them if I want to name a fic that

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tumblr is so funny within my mutual circle ppl will be like cannibalism as a metaphor for sex is honestly so overdone 🙄 like it’s not even transgressive anymore it’s just vanilla atp 🙄 and then you go a little too far outside that circle and people are trigger tagging memes about infidelity

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in 2025 we need more character dynamics that are HR violations

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Youre next to international exy superstar kevin day at a subway eat fresh and accidentally see his phone screen

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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

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Decayer, out now.

2.6k of sad, gory wolfstar porn. Excerpt below the cut. Read the tags.

Remus was a looming presence pressed against the water-stained wall behind him, eyes whiskey dark and burning against Sirius’s neck, hands immaculate and pristine, nails clean and filed and boots laced. He smelled like wolf, like wet fur and pine needles and something dark and heady and musky. Under that, a bit like raw meat, a bit like wet pavement, scents Sirius could feel in the back of his throat, heady and addictive.

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Character Sketches | Sirius and Regulus

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If there is one thing that prongsfoot isn’t it is unrequited

Those two fools would burn the world down in a heartbeat and it is truly a shame that they never got the chance

Not to mention that it doesn’t even have to be romantic (but it def is in some respects) because those two are undeniably and universally intertwined that the only way to seperate the two would be in death

And even in death they remain constantly tied in memories and devotion (especially Sirius who’s sole sanity was his ties to James)

Also the only reason ppl believe it’s unrequited is cos we never see the two of them alive together outside of sn*pe’s pov

Like if you think Sirius was not normal abt James when he was dead imagine how absurd and in love the two were when they were alive

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Sign ups are now open for the Diagon Film Fest!

This fest is open to all generations (Founders, Grindelwald, Riddle, Marauders, Golden Era, Next Gen, etc!) and all ships in the Harry Potter world. Sign ups are open until March 2nd!

🌙 Sign Up Form

We are so excited to begin! After we receive your sign up form, we will reach out via email with a link to the Discord Server so that we can all hang and bond over our shared love for film and the Harry Potter world. We will do our best with sending out the invites, but it might be a few days so bear with us.

If you have any questions not answered here or in the FAQ & Rules sections on the AO3 collection, don't hesitate to shoot us an ask. We'd be more than happy to help!

-the production team

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I have like probably around 2.5k of fucked up wolfstar smut coming out later tn (at latest tomorrow) in this particular vibe. Get keen. I think I may do 3 separate one-shots (wolfstar, sunseeker, rosekiller) set in this universe. Flex my porn writing muscles. It’s not a happy story dw I don’t rlly write nice things :))

P.S. Im not abandoning TLRH! I just needed to write something messy and filthy so I can continue with the more soft slow burn stuff. Next TLRH chapter will be out next week probably xx

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rip regulus black you would’ve loved saying “womp womp”

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rosekiller always hits the most when evan is a skeletal, wraithlike wisp of a victorian child with terrifying blue bug-eyes and absolutely no movement of any of his facial muscles; no one has ever seen eat or drink or even speak; he’s never been seen within five feet of anyone who’s not his equally-as-off-putting twin sister; he always smells sightly metallic (like blood) but also sterile (like whatever he used to clean aforementioned blood); the most emotion anyone has ever seen this creature display is when his eyes light up slightly at the mention of rubber gloves or a dead body. and then there’s barty, this charismatic-and-absurdly-hot loser who can’t shut up to save his life, following him around like a panting dog, meekly carrying his lover’s pile of disturbing ‘medical’ journals whilst towering over his fragile blond spectre.