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if the next exam is hard i’m calling it out for homophobia
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trump : i’m going to nuke you
me (it’s pride month) : no
trump : awhh okay queen sorry
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enough gay thoughts
time for gay actions
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now that we’ve established that we’re both autistic, when do we make out
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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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when i’m having an episode and i start hearing the voices i just say “mods put chat in emote only” and it works
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you see tumblr as a platform i see it as my personal journal that i hope no one will find
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how i am satisfied with this

everything else migjt suck but at least we have a perfectly shaped february to anticipate halfheartedly
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do you ever get so desperate you start craving drugs you’ve never even touched before
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i have a plushie named gregor i put in my room when i need to clean. i cannot leave until gregor is pleased with the cleanliness. he is watching
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i set multiple alarms since i procrastinate but there’s a twist because each one is a different song
so when Rarty Rock starts playing ik i fucked up and should probably get up
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when they ask me to show them my drawings but i draw gooner art for the girlies
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father just said father does not use pronouns therefore i can not call father anything other than father
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