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We abso-freakin-lutly are

Rooster supremacy 2k25!!!!!!! 💪💪💪💪💪💪🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

We’re back on our bullshit @greeen-bean

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I bet it feels good as fuck to be the guy in a band who says one, two, one two three four

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estrogen might save aled last. estrogen can save aled last. estrogen will save aled last.

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Girls Like Girls (June 24, 2015) dir. Hayley Kiyoko & Austin S. Winchell

Happy one year anniversary!

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seeing ‘its an ot3 no love triangle or cheating!’ it could use a little cheating if i had to be honest

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since we're all (evie and mae) yapping about rooster i just want to point out the scene where lister is hung over during the photoshoot and rowan immediately starts taking care of him, even tho they argued on the plane right before

and then theres the entirety if ghosted which is like the rooste holy text but i wont yap abt that rn

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HELL yeah brotherrrrr

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Bitchy cunty Jimmy means the world to me and im imagining them bejng asked in a interview their what hogwarts house theyre in and Jimmy letting out the BIGGEST grown and eye roll before going "no, next question or fuck off im not doing that" and I personally would find it really hot anyway

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adam (bible) is the most transfem figure to have ever walked the earth imo. god made a woman out of a man you say? transfem 🫵

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Favourite thing about the rooster ship is that it should be Roster (ROwan and liSTER) but its funnier to make it the chicken so we went with it

It's giving the same energy as Bicci being pronounced Beachie (bitchy)

Lister bird is never not winning the ship name war

Mister too, damn, banger after banger

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pray tell any thoughts/hcs/opinions on Rowan/Lister

ask and you shall receive baby!!!!!

-rowan & lister start flirting publicly a LOT more post-kent in an effort to a) stop jowan speculation after the bliss breakup is announced b) cover up whatever the f bicci have going on that week

-they have a twitch streamer arc during hiatus where rowan forces lister to play his favorite games. (jimmy is understandably nervous about going live but pops in sometimes to chat) lister uses this as a chance to annoy him nonstop and keeps begging to read ship fanfic

-lister is freakishly good at most video games even when he's not trying, the biggest fight they've had on camera was during a 10 hour mario kart stream because rowan kept losing

-lister accidentally drops that he has an ao3 account. rowan searches to no avail

-in the fight against toxic masculinity lister starts stealing rowan's skirts

-the two of them try very hard to toe the line between teasing and actually being there for each other. mutual vulnerability

-lister & bliss weirdly start hanging out more, bonding over being a) bisexual and b) the only two sober people in the room. they also share a passion for making fun of rowan (much to his chagrin)

in a hypothetical universe where they get together:

-lister starts exploring gender non-conformity, rowan starts catching feelings but he knows about him and jimmy's 'relationship' and doesn't want to be a terrible best friend by interfering

-lister shares some of his lyrics with rowan & is expecting teasing, but rowan's like 'holy fuck this is good.' they start workshopping new songs together and rowan competency kink is real

-he eventually confesses this to jimmy who's like 'uh... idk what we are just go for it'

-he goes for it

-lister is confused by how he somehow ended up at the axis of this triangle (that's supposed to be jimmy's thing) but he's not going to complain?

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Rooster blog rebrand just dropped

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"jack wolfe as–" anything. literally anything. cast him as EVERYTHING actually because the world needs more characters played by jack wolfe. I need more characters played by jack wolfe.

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Feeling kinda bad for all the chicken enjoyers for invading their space in the Rooster tag. When I was younger a girl in my class lived kinda on a farm and they had loads if chickens and one laid 13 eggs eggs so they gave us 3 and for a while in my childhood I had chickens. And they gave us more and one after a while and one of them was a rooster but we didnt want to risk having more chick's born so my mum gave it to a girl in my brothers class who lived on a proper farm. Bit actually that was a lie and only recently I found out my mum just took that rooster out into the country side and let it loose and left it there...

Anyway shit Rowan Omondi and Lister Bird 2025

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Random thought but I think Rowan would try to get Lister to do workouts together to help him with the days when he just has too much energy.

And while Rowan tries to do his normal routine, Lister would be in a corner and practice silly dances or something

(I am absolutely not a sporty person so if this is inaccurate in some way I'm sorry lmao)

This is absolutely brilliant and true and I dont k ow why you are apologising (I also am not sporty and wouldn't know any better lol) do not ever apologise for speaking the truth 🙏🙏🙏

Rowan would be so passionate about lister working out with him because he wants them to do more things together and lister us like "sure but im not fucking running when nothings chasing me so lemme put on just dance videos on YouTube and bop out jn the corner for a bit" and rowan has never had more fun working out in his life cuz he just gets tk watch his best friend and someone who HE IS in love with just have fun and they laugh and smile and its happy happy times

Please keep the rooster asks coming guys im OBBSESSED WITH THEM and my brain rot needs fed constantly

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I was talking to my friend about how I belive that Diana from Anne with an E is trans masc and the only thing I could remember about my theory was that in all (probably not all, definitely most) of the games they play and act out Diana is playing a guy and I am on to something here I am I am I am and I will probably rewatch Anne with an E to prove it now that I have a void to scream it into