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Ares: In many ways, Athena, you remind me of Socrates
Apollo: Because of how smart she is?
Athena: I think he wants to throw a rock at me
#Ares lost an argument#rip Socrates you would’ve hated this joke#s: me#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo greek god#athena greek mythology#athena goddess of wisdom#goddess athena#ares and apollo#ares greek mythology#ares god of war#ares greek god#socrates#athens
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Apollo: Like he was really mean to me but do I tell him he’s going to drown in a bathtub?
Poseidon: Nooo, wait until the week of, then send omens and watch him try to prevent it, that’s always so funny
Apollo: omg you’re so right
#they so gossip wdym#Apollo looks up to this man so hard#your weekly reminder that in some myths it states that Poseidon possessed prophecy before Apollo#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#apollo greek god#apollo <3#phoebus apollo#poseidon god of the seas#Apollo and poseidon#poseidon#poseidon god of the sea#king laomedon#walls of Troy#the city of Troy
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Apollo: You could say I’m a really great athlete
Hyacinthus: [clutching bleeding head] Banned I tell you
#Strike 2#Apollo#drop it#put the discuss down#s: me#greek god sitcom#greek mythology#greek myth#greek gods#greek myth memes#incorrect greek gods#apollo x hyacinthus#apollo greek god#apollo <3#hyacinthus greek mythology#apollo and hyacinthus#hyacinthus#discus
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Ares: So there’s this movie I’ve been watching-
Apollo: Nope
Ares: It’s not gory this time!
Ares: It’s just heavily disturbing
#babe go talk to Moros please#I’m sure he’s love it#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo god of the sun#apollo greek god#poor apollo#ares and apollo#ares greek mythology#ares deity#ares greek god
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Poseidon [drunk]: You’re not a lobster if you’re dead
Hades:
Hades: Yeah that’s not-
Zeus [also drunk]: Wait let him cook
#Poseidon no#hades being an exasperated big brother#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#poseidon god of the seas#poseidon god of the sea#poseidon#hades god of the underworld#hades god#hades and Poseidon#the big three#zeus no#zeus greek mythology#zeus hades#zeus Poseidon hades#zeus deity
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Artemis [to her hunters]: Alright ladies! Seatbelts on! We won’t be needing them but it’s the law!
#the arty carty if I may#see I want to make a joke about her bad driving but she has been doing it for like thousands of years so#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#artemis greek mythology#artemis goddess of the hunt#artemis goddess#hunters of artemis#lady artemis
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GPS: Keep straight
Apollo: Absolutely not
#ares: that’s some homophobic shit right there *grabs baseball bat*#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo greek god#apollo <3#happy pride 🌈#gps navigation#apollo god of the sun
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Artemis: That’s just a really sad slice of pizza
Apollo: Wanna see a sadder slice of pizza? Look in the mirror
Dionysus: That’d be a sick burn if we were all pizzas
#Dionysus is high#Apollo is trying reeeaaallly hard to insult his sister#Apollo is failing#unless someone turns them all into pizzas#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo greek god#artemis greek mythology#artemis goddess#artemis goddess of the hunt#apollo greek mythology#dionysus the god of wine#dionysus greek mythology#dionysus is drunk#the god dionysus#dionysus#apollo and artemis#artemis and apollo
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Artemis: Do that again and I’ll take away your dictionary
Apollo: But that’s so unscrupulous!
#you can’t convince me that the god of knowledge doesn’t have a dictionary#he probably wrote all of them#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo and artemis#artemis greek mythology#artemis goddess of the hunt#artemis goddess#apollo greek mythology#artemis and apollo#dictionary#words
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Artemis: I’m a top
Apollo: You’re a virgin
#this is how most of their conversations go#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#artemis greek mythology#artemis goddess of the hunt#artemis goddess#apollo and artemis#artemis and apollo#apollo greek mythology#the twins greek mythology
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Camera Man: What do you do?
Hermes: I steal stuff
Ares: Can you steal me my will to live back from Dad?
Hermes: I can steal you enough money to afford therapy?
Ares: We’re doing it the long way then
#long road from here buddy#this is a Zeus depreciation post#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#hermes and ares#hermes greek mythology#hermes god#hermes#ares greek mythology#ares deity#ares greek god#the camera man#fuck zeus#zeus u suck
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Hermes: The only thing I commit to is crime
Aphrodite: And also Apollo
Hermes: And also Apollo
#historians will say they were best buds#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#hermes greek mythology#hermes god#hermes#apollo greek mythology#apollo greek god#Hermes and apollo#how is that not a tag???#disappointed in the entirety of tumblr#fuck you all I’m making it a tag#aphrodite#aphrodite greek mythology
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Apollo: Wait what happened? Ares are you okay??
Ares: No but that’s unrelated to the concussion
#Apollo can try being a therapist but I’m pretty sure he’s a different kind of doctor#s: me#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#ares and apollo#apollo <3#phoebus apollo#apollo#ares greek mythology#ares greek god#ares deity#apollo greek god#apollo greek mythology#concussion#I don’t know why I tagged that
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Oracle of Delphi: You will either save this town or destroy it
Ares: Sorry guys that’s probably me
Aphrodite: Stop saying ur mom to everyone and we might just make it through this
#I feel like he says that a lot#but like as a default response no even an insult#like his insults are GOOD but then people will be like#how are you today? ur mom#what are you doing next Saturday? ur mom- YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE—#s: me#greek mythology#greek myth#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#ares greek mythology#ares god of war#ares greek god#ares deity#ares and aphrodite#aphrodite#oracle of delphi#oracle
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Ariadne: I know your intention is to dress like a slutty man but wow you’re really pulling it off
Dionysus: Darling you know I never disappoint
#bc you know this is true#Dionysus you androgynous queen#dionysus is me#kin this guy so hard#s: my brother to me#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#dionysus x ariadne#ariadne#dionysus the god of wine#the god dionysus#dionysus#androgony
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Athena: Zeus is coming!
Ares: Alright let’s make like the England and the European Union and split
Hermes:
Hermes: How do you know this stuff?
#ares knows things#S: me#S: my teacher and me#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#ares god of war#ares greek god#ares greek mythology#ares deity#ares#Athena Greek mythology#hermes#hermes god#hermes and ares#Hermes greek mythology#zeus greek mythology#european union#england
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The gods: [Watching Narcissus]
Ares: He kinda reminds me of Apollo
Apollo: You’re kidding, I’m nothing like him
The gods:
Artemis: Brother, the only thing standing between you and Narcissus is a pond
#this is canon#S: me#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo god of the sun#narcissus#daffodils#artemis and apollo#ares#artemis greek mythology#lady artemis#artemis goddess#artemis goddess of the hunt#artemis#apollo greek god#apollo greek mythology#ares greek mythology#ares greek god#apollo and artemis
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