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Ares: In many ways, Athena, you remind me of Socrates
Apollo: Because of how smart she is?
Athena: I think he wants to throw a rock at me
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Apollo: Like he was really mean to me but do I tell him he’s going to drown in a bathtub?
Poseidon: Nooo, wait until the week of, then send omens and watch him try to prevent it, that’s always so funny
Apollo: omg you’re so right
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Apollo: You could say I’m a really great athlete
Hyacinthus: [clutching bleeding head] Banned I tell you
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Ares: So there’s this movie I’ve been watching-
Apollo: Nope
Ares: It’s not gory this time!
Ares: It’s just heavily disturbing
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Poseidon [drunk]: You’re not a lobster if you’re dead
Hades:
Hades: Yeah that’s not-
Zeus [also drunk]: Wait let him cook
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Artemis [to her hunters]: Alright ladies! Seatbelts on! We won’t be needing them but it’s the law!
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GPS: Keep straight
Apollo: Absolutely not
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Artemis: That’s just a really sad slice of pizza
Apollo: Wanna see a sadder slice of pizza? Look in the mirror
Dionysus: That’d be a sick burn if we were all pizzas
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Artemis: Do that again and I’ll take away your dictionary
Apollo: But that’s so unscrupulous!
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Artemis: I’m a top
Apollo: You’re a virgin
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Camera Man: What do you do?
Hermes: I steal stuff
Ares: Can you steal me my will to live back from Dad?
Hermes: I can steal you enough money to afford therapy?
Ares: We’re doing it the long way then
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Hermes: The only thing I commit to is crime
Aphrodite: And also Apollo
Hermes: And also Apollo
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Apollo: Wait what happened? Ares are you okay??
Ares: No but that’s unrelated to the concussion
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Oracle of Delphi: You will either save this town or destroy it
Ares: Sorry guys that’s probably me
Aphrodite: Stop saying ur mom to everyone and we might just make it through this
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Ariadne: I know your intention is to dress like a slutty man but wow you’re really pulling it off
Dionysus: Darling you know I never disappoint
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Athena: Zeus is coming!
Ares: Alright let’s make like the England and the European Union and split
Hermes:
Hermes: How do you know this stuff?
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The gods: [Watching Narcissus]
Ares: He kinda reminds me of Apollo
Apollo: You’re kidding, I’m nothing like him
The gods:
Artemis: Brother, the only thing standing between you and Narcissus is a pond
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