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Artemis: Do that again and I’ll take away your dictionary
Apollo: But that’s so unscrupulous!
#you can’t convince me that the god of knowledge doesn’t have a dictionary#he probably wrote all of them#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo and artemis#artemis greek mythology#artemis goddess of the hunt#artemis goddess#apollo greek mythology#artemis and apollo#dictionary#words
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Artemis: I’m a top
Apollo: You’re a virgin
#this is how most of their conversations go#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#artemis greek mythology#artemis goddess of the hunt#artemis goddess#apollo and artemis#artemis and apollo#apollo greek mythology#the twins greek mythology
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Camera Man: What do you do?
Hermes: I steal stuff
Ares: Can you steal me my will to live back from Dad?
Hermes: I can steal you enough money to afford therapy?
Ares: We’re doing it the long way then
#long road from here buddy#this is a Zeus depreciation post#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#hermes and ares#hermes greek mythology#hermes god#hermes#ares greek mythology#ares deity#ares greek god#the camera man#fuck zeus#zeus u suck
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Hermes: The only thing I commit to is crime
Aphrodite: And also Apollo
Hermes: And also Apollo
#historians will say they were best buds#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#hermes greek mythology#hermes god#hermes#apollo greek mythology#apollo greek god#Hermes and apollo#how is that not a tag???#disappointed in the entirety of tumblr#fuck you all I’m making it a tag#aphrodite#aphrodite greek mythology
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Apollo: Wait what happened? Ares are you okay??
Ares: No but that’s unrelated to the concussion
#Apollo can try being a therapist but I’m pretty sure he’s a different kind of doctor#s: me#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#ares and apollo#apollo <3#phoebus apollo#apollo#ares greek mythology#ares greek god#ares deity#apollo greek god#apollo greek mythology#concussion#I don’t know why I tagged that
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Oracle of Delphi: You will either save this town or destroy it
Ares: Sorry guys that’s probably me
Aphrodite: Stop saying ur mom to everyone and we might just make it through this
#I feel like he says that a lot#but like as a default response no even an insult#like his insults are GOOD but then people will be like#how are you today? ur mom#what are you doing next Saturday? ur mom- YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE—#s: me#greek mythology#greek myth#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#ares greek mythology#ares god of war#ares greek god#ares deity#ares and aphrodite#aphrodite#oracle of delphi#oracle
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Ariadne: I know your intention is to dress like a slutty man but wow you’re really pulling it off
Dionysus: Darling you know I never disappoint
#bc you know this is true#Dionysus you androgynous queen#dionysus is me#kin this guy so hard#s: my brother to me#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#dionysus x ariadne#ariadne#dionysus the god of wine#the god dionysus#dionysus#androgony
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Athena: Zeus is coming!
Ares: Alright let’s make like the England and the European Union and split
Hermes:
Hermes: How do you know this stuff?
#ares knows things#S: me#S: my teacher and me#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#ares god of war#ares greek god#ares greek mythology#ares deity#ares#Athena Greek mythology#hermes#hermes god#hermes and ares#Hermes greek mythology#zeus greek mythology#european union#england
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The gods: [Watching Narcissus]
Ares: He kinda reminds me of Apollo
Apollo: You’re kidding, I’m nothing like him
The gods:
Artemis: Brother, the only thing standing between you and Narcissus is a pond
#this is canon#S: me#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo god of the sun#narcissus#daffodils#artemis and apollo#ares#artemis greek mythology#lady artemis#artemis goddess#artemis goddess of the hunt#artemis#apollo greek god#apollo greek mythology#ares greek mythology#ares greek god#apollo and artemis
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Apollo: How many times have you saved me?
Ares: Pshh countless times
Apollo: Really? I swear this was the third
Ares: I wouldn’t know, I can’t count
#Ares is amazing but like#no thoughts#head empty#S: me and my brother#yesterday#it was me#I’m the one who can’t count#ares and apollo#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo god of the sun#ares god of war#ares greek mythology#apollo greek god#apollo greek mythology#ares greek god
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I’ve never heard anything more accurate actually @magiqfetus
Apollo has sideburns
Will I elaborate?
Nope.
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Hermes: This is my brother Ares
Camera Man: Ares … god of war?
Hermes: Apart from the whole bloodlust thing he’s unproblematic
#don’t judge#S: me#greek mythology#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#hermes god#hermes#hermes and ares#ares deity#ares greek god#ares god of war#ares greek mythology#the camera man
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Ares: In French it’s ‘Suce ma bite’?
Apollo: Yeah but you don’t say it like that
Ares: Oh right
Ares: Mouth full
#s: me#guess who’s in France guysssss#exchange studentingggg#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo god of the sun#ares#ares and apollo#ares god of war#ares greek mythology
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Apollo: I got 35 for question 7
Hermes: I got 36
Dionysus: I got 9
Apollo: [Confused] Wait, what are you on?
Dionysus: Weeeeeeeeeeddd
#dionysus he meant what question#but it explains a lot#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo god of the sun#hermes#hermes god#dionysus is drunk#Dionysus is high#dionysus the god of wine#the god dionysus#dionysus
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Apollo: I knighted my sister with a baguette
Athena: [Sarcastically] I’m sure Artemis loved that
Artemis: [Wearing Chainmail] That’s Lady Artemis to you
#no one knows the twins better then the twins themselves#they did after all spend a mandatory nine months together#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo god of the sun#artemis and apollo#artemis#lady artemis#artemis goddess of the hunt#artemis goddess#artemis greek mythology#goddess athena#athena#athena goddess of wisdom#athena greek mythology
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Apollo: Have you guys seen Artemis?
Dionysus: She’s probably in the Crescent Shuttle
Apollo: The what?
Hermes: The Luna-mobile
Apollo: Guys
Ares: The Arty Carty
Apollo: Guys please
#the moon bus#my sister had me shooketh when she called the moon chariot the Arty Carty#I couldn’t breathe for like a solid minute#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#apollo#phoebus apollo#apollo god of the sun#artemis#artemis greek mythology#artemis goddess of the hunt#lady artemis#ares god of war#ares and apollo#hermes and ares#hermes#hermes god#ares greek mythology#ares#dionysus#dionysus the god of wine#the god dionysus#dionysus is drunk#the moon chariot Greek mythology
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Triton: Y’know I’d let you blow my conch horn anytime
Libya: Stop
#This was in my notes under the title: Godly pickup lines#Triton was the only one in it#I hope you appreciate what had me crying laughing so hard I had to write it down at 3 in the morning#greek god sitcom#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#god#triton and libya#triton x libya#prince Triton
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