#greek god sitcom

[greekgodssitcom]

Apollo: Wait what happened? Ares are you okay??

Ares: No but that’s unrelated to the concussion

[apollosbisexualass]

This is so funny to me thank you so much @hyac1nthus

[jordanlovesalexg]

IM USING FUCKING AI TO MAKE A MODERN FAMILY STYLE SITCOM WITH THE OLYMPIANS😭😭

[thingsphoenix21]

*Poseidon goes to the bathroom whistling* *someone answers in a cube* *Poseidon keeps whistiling* Zeus: Poseidon?! Poseidon: Mom? Zeus: Pose! Poseidon: Brother...? What are you doing here? I took you guys took off. Zeus: Oh no, no, Hera took off. With my clothes. Poseidon*chuckles*:Are you naked in there? Zeus: Well not exactly....Uhm wearing panties. Poseidon: Huh. You uh... You always wear panties? Zeus*sighs*: No no, this is the first time. Poseidon: Wow talk about your bad luck. I mean the firs time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes. Zeus *raises his head from the cube*: No. I wAs NoT tRyInG tHeM oUt, Hera asked me to wear them. Poseidon*grins*: Let me see. Zeus*hides back in the cube*: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see ever. Poseidon*grins as he goes to the next cube*: Alright, alright. Wow... Someone's flossing. *Hades walks in to clean his hands and sees Poseidon* Hades*confused*: Pose, some people don't like that. Poseidon*evil grin*: ZeUs Is WeArInG pAnTiEs! Hades:What? Let me see. *he goes to the other cube* Zeus*wanting to die*:no, no, no. nothing to see. Hades: Hi toshie. Zeus: Alright enough. I'm your king one of you give me some underwear. Hades*chuckles*: Oh no, no. Poseidon;Can't help you bruh I'm not wearing any. Zeus: How can't you not be wearing any underwear? Poseidon:Oh, I'm getting heat from the guy with the hot pink thong. *Hades wheezes* *Demeter walks in and walks out not having the energy*

[mytho-nerd]

Dionysus: my number one rule is don’t tell Athena

Athena: oh?

Dionysus:…what to do. Don’t tell Athena what to do.

[godsofhumanity]

Heracles: Please retire the "we are made of stardust" phrase, I am so tired of it. Oedipus: stars are made of flesh Perseus: please bring back the original phrase

[ey-there-little-guy]

hmmm thinking of,,, this g/t spin on a fic idea i had. might just stay a concept but... god AU c!tntduo with god of the moon g!wilbur and t!quackity who's fiances left him. very heartbroken very angry just speaking his woes to the night sky like he's been prone to.

and g!wilbur up there in the sky, having listened to every rant listening to this one with a dreamy sigh like "i could make him better".

Tommy (fellow god of the sun) would pop in with something like "if anything, you'd probably make each other worse." or "oh my gods Wil you're such a wierdo— just go talk to him already if you're gonna be like this again, you're holding up my fucking sunrise."

quackity was not expecting, the night after his broken engagement, for the god of the moon to show up outside his balcony over 50 feet tall to... ask him out? is that what's happening??? what the fuck do you mean you've been listening to me—

so. yeah there's a few issues, these guys have problems, but it'd probably be funny.

[whispersinthedawn]

Dionysus presents: The Gods of Olympus III

Ouranos: Mom! Look what Gaea did to me!

Chaos (busy eying Tartarus speculatively): What is it dear? Did she kick you out of the bed in her sleep again?

Ouranos: This favouritism has got to stop! She went too far this time.

Chaos: Oh?

Ouranos: First, she tricked me into a nice romantic dinner. Except then, she dropped the kids on me.

Chaos: Are you sure this wasn’t a family dinner that you misinterpreted?

Ouranos (ignoring the question): And then the kids chopped me into pieces and threw me everywhere.

Chaos finally looks over at the significantly smaller version of her child. Then realises that it’s actually a fragment of a demolished whole.

Chaos: Oh.

Ouranos: Is that all you have to say? Aren’t you going to punish her?

Chaos (diplomatically): You know I don’t like getting in between your spats.

Ouranos: Mom!

Chaos is already too busy playing with a dark sphere that shoots random bursts of lightning.

Ouranos: At least fix me!

Chaos (brightly): I can do that!

Chaos wields a threaded needle and a pair of scissors like a particularly deadly set of sword and shears.

Ouranos (suddenly scared): What’s that for?

Chaos: I’m not very good at embroidery but there’s this recent fad for stitching up the pieces of the dead and creating an entirely new person.

Ouranos: I don’t want to be Frankenstein!

Chaos: You mean Frankenstein’s creature.

Ouranos: I mean Frankenstein.

Chaos: How can you be so sure?

Ouranos (with grave dignity): Because I can see the future.

Chaos (sceptically): Not very good at it, are you?

***

Hephaestus: The script’s okay … and not to throw a spanner into anything but –

Hermes (snorting): That’s a new one. You, not throwing spanners?

Hephaestus: – this is supposed to be a children’s show. How are we supposed to show the chopped off pieces of Ouranos?

Dionysus (proudly): I have two words for you. Rose. Petals. Scatter flowers everywhere!

Hermes (weakly): That’s one way to do it.

(As an aside to Hephaestus) Are you getting the feeling we might have bitten off more than we can chew?

Hephaestus: I’m just the telecom guy. You’re the co-producer.

Hermes (sighing): That’s what I was afraid of.

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[olympic-proportions]

IMPORTANT: AN EXTRA-SPECIAL MUSICAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Orpheus’ new EDM album, “Following Her Into the Underworld”, is going to be dropping soon from Olympic Records!

Here’s an extra-special exclusive sneak-peek at the eponymous song from the album, presented by Orpheus himself:

We’ve certainly never heard anything like it before.

[greekgodssitcom]

Ariadne: I know your intention is to dress like a slutty man but wow you’re really pulling it off

Dionysus: Darling you know I never disappoint

[saaraisanerd]

Could you imagine a show that's a sitcom or a slice of life mythology show that ages with the characters that are also as accurate as possible with minor differences to make it 'slice of lifey'.

Zeus is a himbo who does change for the better thanks to marrying Hera, but his grandson/cousin(?) Eros grows up and starts messing up his life, and this takes a negative toll on Hera as the series goes on and it becomes a very toxic relationship.

Hades is very lonerish for a lot of the first couple seasons until he meets his niece Persephone and they hit it off. They gets Zeus' blessing but forget to ask for her mother's so when they get hitched, Demeter loses her mind, she'd probably be an overbearing mother character and Hades spends half the year alone with his dog.

[theplottdump]

a silly lil' simblr CAS challenge;

Send me a Symbol and the name of one of my Sims, and I'll dress them up!

👑 Sims Medieval 🤠 Yeehaw 🤖 Cyberpunk ✨ 50s Astro-Futurism ☄️ Post Apocalyptic 🧝 Their Dungeons and Dragons Character 🏠 Suburban Sitcom 🥵 Something a lil' Spicy 👶 Younger 👴🏻 Older 👻 Spooky Day Costume 🐫 Egyptologist Chic 📸 Red Carpet Glam 🏴‍☠️ Pirates! 🚀 Space Pirates! ☕️ RomCom Love Interest/Protagonist 🖤 Funeral Attire 🏐 Beach! 💎 Secret Agent 😈 Supervillain 🧊 Titanic 🎷 Jazz Age 💖 Barbie/Ken Coded 🔪 Murder Mystery 🪄 Magic Town 🕺 Mamma Mia (here we go again) 🎸 Rock Star 🏈 High School Stereotype 👗 Prom 🔥 Prom but on Fire ⚡️Greek God(ess) 🧛🏼‍♂️ An occult/a different occult 👀 In another simmers style/aesthetic

Feel free to reblog and tag anyone you think might want to play! tagging: @aheathen-conceivably, @antiquatedplumbobs, @simadelics for inspiring me to make this and @shoobysims, @cinamun, and @doctorsimcraft for being some real ones.

[tarragonthedragon]

i think every day of my life about nico between titan's curse and battle of the labyrinth

like yes it is deeply tragic and horrifying, but also? an 11yo whose memories consist entirely of casino, military academy, and greek god summer camp living feral with only an evil ghost king for support? where is my sitcom

[khaire-traveler]

Shit like Krapopolis is so frustrating because as a concept, it's somewhat interesting. It's styled as a family sitcom that takes place within Greek mythology, but it's literally just pushing chicken NFTs (yes, you read that correctly) and has uninteresting writing. The characters are forgettable, the designs are also forgettable, and what little charm it does have is quickly lost with its inability to entertain its audience.

It kills me how boring this show is. It feels like so much media based on Greek mythology is just trying to capitalize on how fun and interesting the original mythology is but then the media itself is not nearly as interesting or even faithful to the original mythology. Ugh, it's so frustrating because they could've created at least something unique, but no, it was a clear cash grab, for the most part.

Plus, I'm so tired of these people doing the gods I worship dirty with boring ass or shitty designs. Hermes just looks like some guy, Apollo looks like a red-pill jock (maybe himbo but not as charming), and even the main goddess that the show focuses, who is a fictional goddess made solely for the show, looks like a literal background character. ngleksnglnksnksjrgsg IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT GREEK GODS LOOK FUCKING COOL INSTEAD OF LIKE SOME GUY YOU'D SEE AT THE GYM OR SOME SHIT SKGNNGSJGJSNGJN

Ok, I'm done ranting now. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[llovely]

oh another one. you can take the 911 characters and drop them into any other fictional universe. where are they going. personally i'd drop in the abo universe so eddie can babytrap buck the way god intended: through mpreg <3

ok yeah. i cannot beat that. but i would drop them into the new girl universe bc they deserve to just live a sitcom life and not constantly be in danger also i'd live for the pure chaotic vibes. or like . mamma mia bc i need to see them all dancing and singing in slutty little greek outfits. we know maddie and eddie at least would kill it

ask me anything

[erinsintra]

imagine a fantasy family sitcom like modern family but with greek gods. and instead of being a slice-of-life comedy is just a bunch of crazy hijinks showing us how freaking dysfucntional the olympians are as a family.

also every once in a while they have an episode showing hades' daily life and how better he is at keeping his own family together