Would you rather they add Hera to Hades II or they add Aglaia and your job is to get her and Hephaestus together while helping Aphrodite and Hephaestus with their divorce?
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Ares and Aphrodite:
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Hermes: The only thing I commit to is crime
Aphrodite: And also Apollo
Hermes: And also Apollo
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Aphrodite: 🔨
Hephaestus: I don't think you understand how much I love you.
Aphrodite: Hamber
Hephaestus: Like.... It is.... Indescribable.
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Aphrodite: god I have a headache
Athena: you tend to have a lot of headaches
Aphrodite: I don’t drink enough water
Athena: oh yeah me neither
Aphrodite: hot girls are dehydrated
Athena: that’s what I’m saying
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Love birds
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She
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— aphrodite
goddess of beauty, love and desire
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My Greek Mythos phase is coming in strong today, so have some Greek god headcanons (Poly Edition)
Aphrodite, Ares, and Hephaestus are a poly couple. Aphrodite is Bi and Poly with a lean towards guys, Ares is also Bi and Poly, and Hephaestus is Demi and recently realised Poly. Hephaestus and Aph were engaged to one another, she took interest in Ares and started dating him, while still with Hephaestus (he knew she was poly and agreed to an open relationship). Eventually she set up a blind date between her two lovers and they hit it off, finding stuff in common and enjoying the other’s company. Now, they’re a happy polycule.
Also long haired Ares and short haired Aphrodite is my fucking kyptonite
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Aphrodite - The Most Beautiful One
In Greek mythology, the goddess of love, beauty, flowers, desire and fertility. The most beautiful of the goddesses of ancient myths. The question of her origin is variously presented in myths. According to one of them, Aphrodite had no parents and one day she emerged from the sea foam near Cyprus. Her attributes were a chariot drawn by pigeons, a rose, an apple and myrtle.
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“I’m tired of Hades x Persephone where is my Ares x Aphrodite retelling!?” I think you are underestimating the very real threat of Hephaestus being portrayed in a cartoonishly evil and ableist manner as well as Ares and Aphrodite’s more messed up aspects being watered down and removing any nuance and complexity you liked about them in the first place and write them as a generic jock x cheerleader to Hephaestus as a nerd. Bc that’s what writers are up to nowadays.
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Ares and Aphrodite :3
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Aphrodite 🌊🐚
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Ok but Kevin and Veronica from Shameless are literally Ares and Aphrodite
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Aphrodite: my schedule is very busy! Eating, sleeping, being hot, holding my cats, cyber bullying! See very busy.
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