greenish-onion
greenish-onion
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greenish-onion · 2 days ago
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does this send a notoficstoo nto me
asking for me
science
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greenish-onion · 4 days ago
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The boys COD Modern Warfare II (2022)
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greenish-onion · 2 months ago
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and WHAT if I'm obsessed with the idea of anya chalotra as nico robin for a WEEKS?
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greenish-onion · 2 months ago
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Yaoi so toxic that you’re taking advantage of the sweetest most honest agent of the protocol.
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greenish-onion · 3 months ago
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Doodle break , cant stop brain rotting about Sova angst uh....
Spectre by Radiohead is stuck in my brain and it is so so so so Sova I'm genuinely tweaking out. I want to make an illustration so bad, but my deadline fml
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greenish-onion · 4 months ago
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Reading "One Piece" for the First Time: Part 20 Alright, I have to go to work in a bit so I'll be brief
This part ruled. We learned what the Crocodile Man's plans were regarding this place, kind of. The guy is easily the best villain thus far, in that he's actually got some sort of goal and plan, is kind of succeeding, is somewhat intimidating and not there to be a wacky fight for Worst Character to deal with. The Rodeo Stripper reveals her powers when she takes out a guy whose name I never remembered and who I'm never going to think about again after these pages but somebody seemed to like; and it turns out she's "Ball of Arms Man" from Mutants and Masterminds, which... okay that's slightly terrifying. Already I'm imagining a thousand horrifying uses of this power, and... Oh God can you imagine what the hentai guys would do with this power if they get ahold of it? Hold on, let me check out what her name is, and have a look [one search later]
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Alright, moving on from that... The Princess whose name I keep forgetting has to make a choice between going after the Crocodile Man, who is living his best Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain Pimp life by dropping the key to the cage in his crocodile banana tank (what the hell is this series? I like that they're not just normal crocodiles, but... screw it let's roll with it) and saving her father's kingdom; or staying here and saving the crew of morons. She even holds her own against the bananadiles, and as much as I keep forgetting her name, she could make a good addition to this crew in the fight scenes, if she didn't look almost exactly the same as Cartographer with a Brain Cell. Our Princess even takes off the Crocodile Man's head with her yo-yos, but he reveals it to be sand, before cackling and leaving as he reveals his powers were what he used to spite one particular old guy in a village. Gotta be honest: I respect the hustle there, man, the pettiness game is unmatched. I love this guy. They are still stuck in the cell with Smoker, and honestly I wish the author had done more with that: force them to team up and work together to survive the trap more. It seems like he just sort of forgot that he was in the cell. I get it, he was focusing on the princess doing her thing, but you had gold here dude!
It was kind of worth it, however, because Giga Chad Sanji (coming into his own in the plot) was immaculate build up. Having the return fo the snail-phone gag with "Restaurant Le Crap"? *MWAH!* Drawing some glasses on his face like he's Brigette Lundy-Paine and playing on some slot machines before going "You rang, princess?" is such a gangster, baller moment, it just made me go...
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Fucking HYPE. This is the shit I imagine people getting into this series for, shit like this. All seems lost, and the absolutely fucking towering force of chadness swoops in to one-shot crocodiles with his hands in his fucking pockets. This shit is what I'm here for. Fucking yes.
The Blue Nosed Reindeer got to do something as well, distracting the others and actually being pretty cool (he may grow on me) and befriending a large crab off-panel (he SHALL grow on me) but this was the Giga Chad Rescue Variety Hour, and oh so fucking glorious. They rescue Smoker and the crew together, left a note on a corpse (minor gripe: our schizophrenic writing of the lead Idiot came back when he ordered Himbo Zoro to save him, despite literally 2 chapters ago going "FUCK THESE GUYS! VICTORY OVER CROCODILE IS WHAT MATTERS!") and The Idiot still fucking sucks But who fucking cares?! Smoker fucking lived, Giga Chad wrecked shit like Atom Willard on the fucking drums, and all is right in the world. We've a big fight coming. (I was listening to "Break" by Alkaline Trio as I finished writing this.)
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greenish-onion · 4 months ago
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Reading "One Piece" for the first time: Part 14 It's been a while.
Our crew are looking for a doctor, but due to an incredibly convoluted and ridiculous plot: there are none in this land of ice and snow. Well, the big guy they meet says there is, but she's an elderly woman who comes when she wishes and demands large amounts of cash. Deny. Defend. Depose. So, with the gang a bit of a sausage fest if Cartographer With a Brain Cell dies, The Idiot recruits The Giga Chad to carry her up the mountain to find this hag. You know what, I wanted more Giga Chad so I'm getting my wish! Plus, as stupid as that gag is, I appreciate how they had him mock The Idiot for pronouncing "policy" as "police." This kid is the "request stop only" on the evolutionary train. Fighting and fleeing from enormous flesh eating rabbits is mad libs, but fun. The two bumbling morons not being allowed to fight them because it would advance the poison in Cartographer With a Brain Cell's body is absolutely something that this author came up with in a D&D game to stop his party just murdering everything, but it's nice to have some high-flying adventure for a change. And you know who's not here? Fucking Dracule Mihawk. Best chapter ever.
The stuff back in igloo land is less good: they seem to be struggling to find things for the other crew members to do, so he just has the hag turn up with a reindeer (roll with it) and announce her medicine (again, alright so far, a nice little twist in the tale, keeps us on our toes) before old habits creep back in and he has the guy whose name I immediately forgot a chapter or two ago swoop in for a fight because it turns out he ruled this island until 5 dudes kicked his ass. My guy, not everything has to be a fight. This is manga, not shipping discourse. (Pun unintended. Partly) But despite it all, we have the dunce duo reach the castle of the hag (fun fact: I had some music on in the background as I was reading this, and it was the Greatest Hits of Mud - super underrated UK Glam Rock band. It fit oddly well) and her pet reindeer, and Cartographer With a Brain Cell wakes up and it's all very "Castle Frankenstein" with the hag, her little reindeer Igor, and it's all kind of "I'm afraid the bridge is out, you will have to stay the night" and that works for me. A better time all round. A bit more adventurous, less "whirlwind of overpowered lunacy" from the main character, which is always welcome, but the village stuff is take it or leave it. I like that we are getting more relationships between the crew, and it's not just The Himbo (clearly the author's favourite) getting the spotlight. The king villain is bland but I like the old lady doctor. Good villain. If only for the new "Mud" connection I have made. I hope The Giga Chad gets to eat that reindeer: he has earned it
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greenish-onion · 4 months ago
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greenish-onion · 5 months ago
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greenish-onion · 6 months ago
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greenish-onion · 6 months ago
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STEVE BUSCEMI WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR SANJI I AM SCREAMING
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greenish-onion · 7 months ago
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Reading "One Piece" for the first time: Part 10 Alright, sorry for the delay. I was at a concert and getting engaged. This week our "heroes" make some progress at this "Grand Line" place. The towering monsters rising from the ocean are actually pretty cool, but the goofy googly eyes make it look like a child has gotten into a bag of googly eyes and their sibling's toybox. It's a bold art style. One of the morons calls out "let's fight it" when a whale blocks their path, but we don't see who. Place your bets now! It's not going to be Meme in Progress, he's off the hook. Honestly, this whole gang reads like a bunch of 10 year olds playing a tabletop roleplaying game. Wait, they have a cannon? Who gave them a cannon, where did you find that, Idiot? Put that down! In a classic of the "pirate fairy tale genre": they get swallowed by a whale! Huzzah! I am actually hoping for stuff like this: whimsy and charm and weird little quirky bits, battling to flee the belly of a beast. They meet an old man, and The Himbo immediately wishes to kill him when he gives his star sign and blood type: honestly, same buddy. This is the first time that the Himbo has been relatable. I wish we spent more time in the whale, this was a fun side plot and tangent, and of all of the ways to deliver lunacy of the exposition (magnetic fields on every island essentially mean that they have to do side quests on every island: I honestly respect that. At least there are rules) this is among the least boring. The story of the whale is cute, and the Idiot punches it in the face to stop it from giving itself depression headaches. A cute, in character way to end it: making it promise to kick his ass next time he comes back this way. Netural thoughts on this Croup and Vandemar double act of "9 and Wednesday", but also not disliking them either, which is a good sign. There are far worse Mihawks, I mean characters.
So we sail off into the snow: my one complaint here is that it's genuinely a fucking dick move to smash Meme in Progress' snow lady here, Idiot. Like, why? Are you a psychotic 4 year old? I just answered my own question here. The Cartographer with a Brain Cell is leading them with her compass game, but I hope that they don't just make her the "token straight woman" to the wackiness of the gang. Even Jules got to be insane in "Psych" and Amy Santiago was hilarious in "Brooklyn Nine Nine". They pull up at cactus island (I find the art here appealing, and appreciate the contrast between winter weather and a desert island of cactii) and are welcomed by clearly evil Mayor and his drunken townsfolk. Naturally the Idiot, The Giga Chad and the Meme in Progress run off to enjoy them, and Cartographer with a Brain Cell (unsurprisingly) stays behind cautiously. The big surprise is that the Himbo stays back as well. Presumably because he cannot find a thing to murder yet, or cannot find a sword to fight.
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greenish-onion · 9 months ago
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What if.... Temperance Brennan/Lisa Cuddy,,,,,
That's it that's the post
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greenish-onion · 9 months ago
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This came to me in a vision
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greenish-onion · 9 months ago
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greenish-onion · 10 months ago
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the extended version of the honda odessy scene is just fight club. if you want to watch homosexuals beating the absolute shit out of each other, fight club (1999) is what you're looking for. godspeed and practice safe (bloody, violent) sex.
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greenish-onion · 10 months ago
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was originally gonna color and post this for pride month but i lost the original file
EDIT: Thank you to @localdisasterisk for making the image discs!! :)
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