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girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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I think people misunderstand "x fell first, x fell harder " trope because it's not about like the one who fell harder loves the other person harder. It's just that the one who fell first falls in a graceful way, one step at the time, maybe gradually over a span of time. The one who fell harder smashes trough the air, there's blood everywhere, everything is fine-

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When I am emperor, I will make everyone who refers to women’s leg hair removal as “basic hygiene” fight to the death in my coliseum.

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I love when I reblog something and immediately a mutual or follower likes it. It’s like yeah we ARE on tumblr at the same exact moment we ARE sitting next to each other in the library showing each other memes

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The thing people don’t realize about writing is that time spent just staring out the window is CRITICAL

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omg the weather is getting colder would be such a shame if a girl wanted to hold hands to keep them warm haha imagine that

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As a fat woman with brown eyes. I love u ❤️

not arguing with a fat woman with brown eyes, whatever you say beautiful

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in this unreal city you can either be a prostitute or a sterile man

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studying literature as an atheist is all fun and good until you're invested in a 434-line poem that is lauded as a critique of the post-war modern world and the suffering of humanity and it has a frightening amounts of references that you could dedicate your life to and then the poem ends with the conclusion that humanity can only be saved if we give up control in the hands of god

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imagine being a poet who's witnessed two world wars happen in real time and when it's time to describe what's the cause of modern people's misery you say "lack of spirituality" with your whole chest

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shoutout to my boy william andrew solace for using delivering a baby satyr as an excuse to hold an emo kids hand he just does have the rizz gang

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reyna big sister agenda!!

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