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Hilariously enough, the first skeleton is a worse encounter than the second one.

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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Overcooked is so damn fun but it's so stressful.

You start off with salads and are like "hell yea I can do this".

Then, they introduce the burgers.

Then, the fries

Then fried fish.

Then, the FUCKING sushi.

Don't forget the pasta

FUCKING PASTA NOODLES.

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Okay, so, I don't technically know how to play piano. I can't read sheet music and really have no idea about anything when it comes to musical terms, but about....5 months ago I started playing the piano at my job and honestly, it doesn't sound too bad. 😅

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Scenes from "An American tail" I think about sometimes.

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So, obviously I've been playing BG3 a lot lately. Well, I may have gone a little overboard here.

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i was reading comics and i came along this panel

if you look at his legs and his shadow bruce should be like this:

(its his helicopter parent mode)

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Kool Kids by Maneskin is such a cool song and I couldn't figure out why aside from the fact that it's just a good song.

I realize now that it's because it sounds like a song straight out of the Tony Hawks Underground playlist. I fuck with that.

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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I'm fightin' demons, dawg.

Bone hurts are the demons.

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Well, back in the pussy I go.

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I love this so much despite the previous situation leading to it. 😭

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Kings gonna have a field day with this one.

it’s really not that hard to make a popular blog on tumblr. what you’re gonna wanna do is put the words “evil” and “wizard” in the url somewhere

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Ya know, so many r&b singers were just horny dudes that found 30+ different ways to tell their SO that they wanted to fuck.

And I'm here for it.

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You better fucking not.

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Sir-mix-mix alot really ain't have no right going that hard on a song about booties.

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So, this -> |, is the line. This is you -> °.

This is how close you are to crossing the line -> ° l.

I can't do anything until that line is crossed but so help you if you do cross that line. I'll fuckin' get you, wizard.

you should try my SKULLBURGER. it’s the best in the world

> eat SKULLBURGER (+5 affection, -16 health)

> reject SKULLBURGER (-90 affection, wizard attack)

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*Trumpets sound*

Yea, so um, the king has just decreed that butter pecan ice cream is banned and anyone that partakes in it is a filthy, heathen.

So yea, sorry guys, it's the law.