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*proceeds to do the whole YMCA*

sharing my other little oc Jace :D, here being held "captive" and subjected to extreme "torture" by the hands of two old nerds.

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Sometimes I'll be watching a show and be like "hmm mm yes, this is good. But it would be better if this charater shrunk." AND IM NEVER WRONG

Horimiya would be such a great g/t show i believe and i wish it was.

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time to skedaddle 🏃‍♂️

a little lore bit:

the facility they are at used to have a bunch of other scientists researching the happenings with the weird stuff going on there. They either ended up abandoning the project or.... became part of it! dun dun DUNNNN!

so theres a bunch of different anomaly *monsters* (mostly hostile) that are around, and its basically the same way that Jace got turned here too.

and the nearby town that Jace is from, just assumes the area is an abandoned military base cuz its been quiet for the last 10 years.

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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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Me when I love someone: [gets them little gifts related to their interests and likes for no reason, picks up random information related to things they like and share it with them, let's them in on my private space, shares secrets that are really personal and scary to share, spends hours finding memes and quotes they would like, tries to help them with their problems, hugs and holds hands despite normal difficulty with physical things, shares songs that remind me of them]

People: I just feel like you don't really love me that's all

Me: [cries in neurodivergent]

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A new Plaidified Fairytale emerges: The Princess and the Frog <3

There's a specific type of awkward conversation I was going for that I typically see in shows and movies, and I realized some vibes are hard to capture in a still frame with just text lol.

Anyway, meet Makena (human woman) the amphibian enthusiast, and Amber the tiny prince (fairy man) :)

Here's a goofy/non-serious comic that hints at more of their story (I got a sense of deja vu while drawing this second comic, but I can't for the life of me figure out who they remind me of...):

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Moon finds out Tobi is a girl (he thought he was a dude)

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🌷✨️

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My mermay contribution :)

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when someone doesn’t wanna tell me what i did wrong and suddenly i’m 8 years old wondering what i did to make my mom mad again

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Gotta love when you don't meet the criteria for social anxiety cause everything your worried about always ends up being a genuine threat or actually happening 😭

Anxiety? Nah I'm diagnosed with clairvoyance.

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I had this series of doodles hidden between layers but I genuinely don't remember the context was this for an ask or something why r they doing this ??

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So you know resissive genes (I hope I got the corect word) like your parents are both blonde but your a brunette because of your great, great, great grandma or something like that (I don't know shit about genes)

Well imagine that in g/t like you and your partner are tiny but your child is a giant because they have like one giant relative several generations back

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GIANTESS ON SET! 🎬

Olympe, being a size shifter, poses some technical problems to filmmaking:

So Ben and Olympe, in canon, met on the set of a smutty sci-fi B-movie.

Olympe, pre-transition, was a young size-shifting actress, and Ben was a clapper/loader. 🎬

One of her jobs is to measure the actors’ eye heights for camera….and Olympe’s eye height keeps changing!!

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I think he's very comfortable.🌚

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LD 3 - Celebratory Treat

At long last I've gotten both of their names out there now haha

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I love how this became about crows. I fucking love crows.

every day i am grateful for this blog and the gt community for being a place where i can post jokes and share my weird sense of humor. if i didnt have this outlet for humor, i probably would have become a stand up comedian, and then every time i looked in a mirror i wouldnt be able to look myself in the eyes anymore. out of shame. hold on. hold on theres birds fighting outside my window im gonna go look