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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

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Recommending white tumblr users Jpegmafia is terrorism lmaooo.

Even the most “entry level” JPEG song has “I need all my bitches same colour as drake, if they not then they getting rocked put that Pyrex in the pot”

Just that line alone will not only disintegrate them but scatter them to the winds as well. It’s more ethical to recommend them Tom McDonald or like NF or something their speed

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

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Siobhan is never going to be playable

The simple fact is that she’s too stagnant, her story is over and it’s a tragedy like everyone in penacony

Every other playable character still has a story to be told (even possibly the few“dead” ones);

all the bellobog characters still have stories to be told through the restoration arc

all the space stations playable characters have stories to be told through the genius society

Fuck we are going back to the Laofu after Penacony, all the characters still have stories to be explored.

Siobhan’s story is over, she has resigned herself to being a hospice nurse and watching her remaining family slowly die of an incurable disease. There is nothing left, unless the story consists of watching characters you care for succumb to dementia. I don’t even think that she’ll ever leave the bar for story purposes because she cannot leave or everyone else self destructs, she is trapped trying to make corpses decay slower so she can hug them for longer.

Starlet will probably be fine though

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I feel like this should be in reverse

Redrew that one frame from chainsaw man

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I genuinely don’t think anyone could ever call them out in the first place, they’d just have their memories erased

toxic yuri

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Tbh the entire garden of recollection is a huge violation of consent and autonomy.

Like they are a group of entities that exist in people’s memories with the power to rewrite them as they see fit and every single one of them we’ve seen does it casually

From the MoC lady erasing the express crews memory of her being on the train to Fuli personally sealing marches memories and the only member living in marches head to stop her from getting them back to black swan erasing sampo and sparkles memory of eachother just kinda for fun, the entire group isn’t big on consent

toxic yuri

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You know what really pisses me off

Imagine your consuming analysis for something you’re passionate about. teir list, visual novel, an article, a forum thread, a goddamned iceberg explained if you so please.

They reach say a character or a setting that is *gasp* French, this compels all Americans to make the “ew French” joke and just skip the entire character.

Imagine if you will, a video about ATLA where they go over the culture of every nation and how it affects the people of it, but then they get to the fire nation, make a “Japan stinky” joke and just skip the entire topic of the culture of the fire nation and it’s people entirely and they never return to it

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their dynamic is fun and I love them, ur honor

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The viscous cycle of leaving and coming back to tumblr continues

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I've done it, I've found the funniest Nightwing panel

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WE’RE SO BACK

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Does anyone have a list of like really cool crustaceans?

I have an idea

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ok so I just remembered this acc (I'm going to post here now hehe) but I only have like one follower and it's an archer association, I'm so sorry but I missed the signup for my local archery club. long story short I tried to walk there but I didn't realise it was like a whole 4 miles away by the time I got there my phone had died and they had locked the doors so I completely missed signup, then they moved locations and blah blah blah. still gonna spam comic posts

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Can we stop egging all gender non-conforming people please

This is in no way a new groundbreaking statement. However I still see this a lot in fandoms and online (referring to real and fictional people) when anyone at all does or expresses interest in something not gender normative they are put into the egg, stop it.

Enbys? Into the egg

Cross dressers? Egged

Tomgirls/boys? Detroit become yolk

All gender non-conforming people in general? Macbeth, Act 4, Scene 2 line 94-95

Etc.

Now could these people be trans? Yes. Are they always trans? No. There are egg characters, they exist but in the rush for representation be careful not to take it from others. Also denying being an egg is exactly what an egg would do so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Nvm I’m getting the hang of it

Archery is fun, give it a try

How tf does Hawkeye do this shit

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More fucked shit from marvel

Ok I love gwenpool more than any other character and I’m mad that nobody reads her because they think “female deadpool” ect but I’ll talk about that later

Basically in powerscaller terms Gwen is “above fiction” or at least believes herself to be and manipulates reality accordingly

Basically she picks a random villain to get rid off to get dr.dooms attention and she picks this random glue dude

and just kinda

And then

Now Pete has been sentenced to a fate worse than death, he’s been cast into the space between reality and he will fall forever (or until a writer wants him for fodder again) and I don’t think he can die in this state, what’s worse is that gwen is perfectly capable of just obliterating things normally and Pete didn’t have to be cast into an infinite void of nothingness