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Does anyone want my Asian Harvey Dent. Yes you do

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my most american trait is that i love hanging out in a parking lot

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JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

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they are really in love guys😞

wasnt gonna post this originally but it got SO MUCH love on tiktok I decided why not

MIND U THE NUMBERS HAVE GROWN BY THEN.

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You know, I kinda don't like how tom king writes and I'm... Painfully unsure how I feel about his penguin but, I think this page slayed. How he shows how intelligent he is in the first 3 panels and then plays it off when describing himself + the other rouges is really good.

Also I absolutely know I am reading into it but the last things he says kind of shows the kind of narrative he wishes he can trick people into believing is him. its, obviously, what he says point blank about himself but also the fact he says that right after mentioning the joker as sort of an after thought from the original speech bubble.

"and joker, obviously, is the crazy one... I'm the fat one with the umbrella. Wak wak wak."

It reads off to me like he's saying you should be spending your time looking at those lunatics, and in fact let me mention the worst one so it can remind you what true evil is. I'm nothing like him, no no. I am nothing more than the fat pitiful sidekick you could see him kicking around as a joke. I am nothing more than a small, deluded, animal. Please, officer, keep looking at him and not me.

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Cute

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just girls being girls (ref below cut)

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regular hero: clark kent! this guy can't help but help people

+ some close-ups of my favorite panels!

i love him...

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What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

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at least there are pansies and fairies and faggots and dykes and transsexuals on this earth. thank god.

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unfortunately i am lovesick and the only cure is a gentle kiss on the forehead

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What's a cute girl like you doing on a run down site like this? ;)

Being a pervert??? obviously

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More art fight attacks I’ve done!!! Really happy with this year’s art fight so far, hoping to finish strong!

First 3 pics feature ocs belonging to the amazing @h00tzz :)

The adorable MLP oc Portia belongs to @Pink_Lemonadeheart on art fight

And the adorable clown oc Bumby belongs to @DummyWithPc on art fight :)