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pls he’s so cool why did he have to go and be all genocidal

[h30thealienfishandroid]

pls he’s so cool why did he have to go and be all genocidal

[h30thealienfishandroid]

Under anesthesia

Including: Gojo, Nanami, Choso, Sukuna, Toji, Yuuji, Megumi, and special guests… Toge and Suguru !!

Synopsis: they just woke up and seem a bit less inhibited and a bit more honest when loopy…

my smau masterlists one and two

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𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔰 + 𝔱𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔲𝔭𝔰

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I'D ALWAYS CHOOSE YOU

{Player 230 Choi Su-bong Thanos x You The Blue Button} Summary : During the squid games Thanos finds himself slowly but surely falling in love... With the blue button that keeps them in these games of life and death. Warnings : Ragebait, Comedy, Baby talk, pet names, cringe-worthy, literally in love with button, toxic, tragic, making out, mentions of blood, gambling, drugs, and death Wordcount : 1,081

How did it come to this? Is all I could think as I stared blankly at the metal bars that held together the bed above me. What the fork is wrong with you man? I muttered under my breath as I flipped uncomfortably on the bed, ultimately giving up on trying to get comfortable or getting  any sort of slumber at that point. I sat up, the bed letting a satisfying creak beneath me as I did so, I sat forward placing my face in my abnormally large hands that were painted with an assortment of colors.

“Hey, can you stop moving around Thanos? Some people need their beauty-rest,” A voice from above whispered spitefully, a head popping down. Nam-gyu’s slick black hair hangs loosely as his features contort in disdain. 

The sight reminded me of those little wooden troll dolls, from… Y’know the Trolls movie, the one that’s wooden and looks like an ugly little man with tufts of pink hair shooting in a soft spike. It couldn’t help but let a smirk across my face before I sucked in my lips bringing my fingers to his forehead and letting a large smack fill the silent room as I flicked him in the center. His face wrinkled as if to scream, but no sound came out. I stifled my laughs, at some point having to half-suffocate myself with the pillow that felt like rocks as Nam-gyu whisper-yelled obscenities at me.

When I finally regained my composure, wiping a few tears from my eyes, I almost busted out again seeing the red patch of skin where I had flicked him, every once in a while he rubbed the throbbing patch.

“Glad I can be your personal comedian,” He spat with a little bit of venom. “Now care to explain why you’re keeping me up man?”

The smile that had been so cockily adorned on my face was replaced with a frown, as I looked away sulkily.

“I was thinking… What if we get outvoted tomorrow?” I said slowly, articulating my words, feeling my blood beginning to run cold as I avoided eye-contact with my friend.

“That would suck~ but…” He said, cocking up an eyebrow. “That's not all you're thinking about, am I right?”

I felt myself freeze under his gaze, he had hit the nail on the head perfectly, I could feel my face get warmer as I covered my face. This was all your fault… How did it come to this? THE LEGENDARY FORKIN THANOS falling for something as stupid as you? The blue button…Just the way you seemed to glow under his fingers, his palm fit around the smooth sapphire colored semi-orb just perfectly. 

Ever since the first voting when I had first seen you, just sitting there, like a gorgeous angel on a pedestal, like a beautiful greek goddess on display. Even though I had cockily walked up to choose you, I couldn’t help but feel nervous under my tough front. My hand shaking, and sweat beading down my neck as I looked at the small white circle you dressed yourself with. A succubus.. That’s what you were, you wanted this, and he had fallen into your trap. 

The moment my fingers graced your surface it was game over. You were mean, now here I was avoiding his friend’s concerned gaze, with you on my mind. I was addicted, and I wasn’t talking about the drugs I kept inside my cross necklace, but to you, the blue button. I had wanted to stop playing these ridiculous games a long time ago, yet I had continued wanting to see you, smiling like an idiot in your presence was stronger than my fear for death. 

I decided that tomorrow was the day… I would confess my love, I was curious how you would react. Would you get red with embarrassment and shy away? Or would you melt to my touch, being the medusa you were? I couldn't help but giggle to myself, I could barely hear my friend mumble something about me being high out of my mind, only if he knew I was high on you.

The following morning I eagerly got up as they began to call us one by one, letting us take our vote, but as they did so my excitement quickly turned to that of nerves. People were switching sides, that meant that we had less votes which meant that they would lose which meant… He would have to go home and never see you again. 

When I was called up I fixed myself putting on the same stupid grin as I, didn’t walk, skipped to where you were. Sitting there, a beautiful blinding blue that entranced me. 

"Hey there senorita," I whispered as I moved my hand to touch her.

Stop! You said as you looked away shamefully, knowing full well you reciprocate his feelings, tears begin welling up in your eyes. Don’t do this thanos I- sniffles- I love you too but… This can’t work, I can’t bear to see you die… Please just press her and go home~

I couldn’t help the growing warmth in my heart. “Don’t forkin’ worry senorita,” I said with my voice low. “I’m not gonna die, I’m the Legend Thanos. And why would I choose her? I choose you, and I’ll always choose you, don’t worry so much button-poo, we’re gonna get outta here together.”

Before she could protest my lips smash against her smooth surface, I big goofy grin spread across my face as I watched her glow up with a blush. 

I better see you again. You said with a lovestruck voice.

“LET’SSS GOOOOOOO!” I said showing my support for our love as I held my arms out to make a circle.

These were the memories that fled through my mind as I held my neck, as I tried to stop the red rivers of blood that gushed and sprayed out. I held the fork, not quite sure what else to do in the moment as I felt myself convulse, and my body collapse beneath me. I begin to choke on the metallic taste and quickly begin to feel my mouth, coughing out a spurt of blood reaching out and grabbing the pant-leg of the man who had caused this fork to be stuck in me. I gurgled as I was kicked off, slowly falling to the floor painfully, in a pool of my own blood, feeling myself go in mobile. I’m sorry senorita~