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DREAMCATCHER ♡ LOVE SHAKE [apocalypse] 2022 world tour in seoul

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why would i netflix and chill when i can ao3 and sin

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There are two kinds of fic writers:

1. Fuck it, it’s fiction

2. Let me look up real estate listings, so I can plot out subway routes and schedules and see if this walk really is long enough for them to have this conversation.

Guess which kind I am.

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That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

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I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

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i took a dna test, turns out i`m 100% that bitch

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why am i alive. what is my pupose

to love and help other people and have them love and care for you back, platonically and/or romantically and unconditionally

to pet cats and dogs and see the stars at night and listen to your fave songs and experience those perfect days between spring and summer

you’re alive to be happy so seek happiness, go where it calls you

you’re alive because we’re all here in this universe none of us fully understand together and we have more in common than the petty differences we divide ourselves with. we are all united on this grand journey of life

you’re alive and it’s good that you’re alive and I love you fellow human, may you find the spark of joy that lights up your heart

any thing that makes you feel fulfilled is worth living for

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The Lesbrary is Looking for More Lesbrarians!

Do you love reading queer women books? Feel like talking about them at least once a month? Want to be buried in an insurmountable pile of free bi & lesbian ebooks? Join the Lesbrary!

Once again, I am looking for more reviewers at the Lesbrary! You just have to commit to one review a month of any queer women book and in return you get forwarded all of the les/bi/etc ebooks sent to the Lesbrary for possible review. You also get access to the Lesbrary Edelweiss and Netgalley accounts, where you can request not-yet-released queer titles.

If you’re interested in joining the Lesbrary, send me an email at danikaellis at gmail with a sample of your writing. We’d love to have you on board!

(Any reblogs would also be appreciated!)

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The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

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180420 Ken @ Sangam Fansign | © Heart Kenlection

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Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

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190630 #HappyNDay!

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What people call “adulting” these days — chores, errands, personal finance, bureaucracy & taxes — is hard for a lot of people, and we’re all vaguely embarrassed about it. We feel like it should be trivial. We rely heavily on technology that makes it easier, and wonder how past generations managed.

For some things, I think it genuinely used to be easier. Back when corporate employment was more paternalistic, the company did a lot of the “adulting” for you. Planning a vacation? You didn’t have Travelocity, but the company did have a travel agent.

Notice how a lot of “adulting” has to be done during working hours? When you’re kind of stealing time from work to do it? How are you *supposed* to do it? I think the answer is “that’s your wife’s job.”

But isn’t this kind of hard for your wife too? Like, it’s hard to go to the bank if you’re dragging a couple of screaming kids, right?

First of all, this only works if the kids are in school most of the day. Second of all, it used to be a lot more normal to have *servants*. Third of all, you can squeeze more work out of people if they feel they *must*, and sexism is great at that.

The 20th century system was never set up to allow a person to work full time *and* do all the chores necessary for a decent life on his/her own. Weird “millennial” ways of filling in the gaps — roommates, software apps, cleaning/laundry services, company perks — are substitutes for old solutions like non-wage-employed family members, servants, government services, and company perks. Sometimes better solutions, sometimes worse, sometimes exactly the same thing under a different name. But the fact that “adulting” is time-consuming and sometimes difficult isn’t a result of some inherent moral turpitude in Millennials. Chores have *always* taken time.

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I nominate this screengrab as a new meme template bc the longer I look the more it’s making me laugh

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Daily Siamese sounds. So soothing. (Volume up for the dulcet tones of Siamese kittens.)