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Follow halcombe Norilsk tumblr this is only Halcombe tumblr I use far much more Halcombe Norilsk tumblr than halcombe. Thanks

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HIRE ME!!!!!

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Mi último artículo de cine 

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You can buy the book on Amazon

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Halcombe has published his first book Ser un Tusitala, it is a book available on paper and ebook. There are 100 pages and 20 articles about movies, women nature, music, history, sport....

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Halcombe Publishes a book

Halcombe has published a book called Ser un Tusitala. It is available worlwide

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Someone New Hozier

A proper introduction to the new month of August is one of the best songs and videoclips of this year. Someone New by Irish artist Hozier. You can enjoy it right now. In my opinion we have here one of the best songs of 2015 thus far.  All of a sudden, Irish artist Hozier has become a global sensation thanks in part to his first global hit Take me to the church that has given him an unbelievable prominence. With this Someone New which was launched last May it is bringing him likewise respect both from the critical point of view and the audience, such a wonderful career is Hozier having that he was able to include on this videoclip Natalie Dormer, one of the best young actresses of the world who stars movies like Hunger Games and television series like Game of Thrones. (To watch the videoclip follow the link)

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Cara Delevingne is abhorrent to Halcombe

Fairness is of paramount importance for Halcombe Norilsk thereby you are to read today a story about  Cara Delevingne beloved icon of our modern times, one of the best supermodels of current days as a matter of fact. Yet, when seeing British sensation Cara Delevingne do you envisage a beautiful supermodel who is amongst the most coveted professionals of fashion world ever born? Have you scrutinized Victoria´s Secret Angels?  Have you seen Sports Illustrated supermodels? Could Cara Delevingne be included amongst one of these exclusive groups?. Two years ago,  Cara Delevingne appeared on Victoria´s Secret Fashion Show, (that edition was of British inspiration (2013)) Cara Delevingne was appointed to dress like an English footballer, it only could be that way, otherwise, she would had been like a fish out of the water because Cara Delevingne belongs far much more to the football pitch than to a fashion catwalk, she ought to be playing football, instead, what she is becoming is a legendary supermodel believe it or not. (I repeat, believe it or not). (To read more follow the link)

http://albertogonzalo.blogspot.com.es/2015/07/i-abhor-cara-delevingne.html

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Expressions that are hated by Stephen King

Legendary American writer Stephen King, who says you must read and write during 5 hours at least everyday and assures you can only call yourself a writer when you do receive a cheque that allows you to earn money as writers usually live with debts has made some interesting revelations as he has expressed some expressions and words that Stephen King just hate. Here you have there. 

STEPHEN KING´S HATEFUL EXPRESSIONS

That´s so cool

At the end of the day

At this point in time

Some people say

Many believe

The consensus is

LOL

YOLO

IMHO

Do you use these expressions? Are you going to disturb the Horror Writer Stephen King using them? Take care..

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House of Cue Cards

Anyone who has watched House of Cards television series will find this parody amusingly entertaining. Jimmy Fallon presents the funny Late Night The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon on NBC Channel. This time Jimmy Fallon imitates Kevin Spacey´s character on House of Cards television drama with two episodes named House of Cue Cards. The plot and dialogue are great.

Likewise, the impersonation of House of Cards´s main female character played on the series by Robin Wright is absolutely fabulous. What about the end? You can watch it now. House of Cue Cards final video

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Halcombe Norilsk as a musician meeting a Spanish Punk legend

Halcombe Hackney Norilsk had written a lot of songs doing time and as a new opportunity to play in "Rolling Stone" came out he thought it could represent what he believed he deserved to be, famous. Nevertheless, what was going to be a ducky performance made him drawn, in fact,  he was shackled by the whole meeting as he found a naked girl ranting strangely against her hubby while a cop tried to nab her. Suddenly, a spunk picky man offered them a free brunch in his restaurant while his new young wife was slithering and hitting on everybody....

When Halcombe Norilsk got the gist of what he was seeing a filmmaker told him that his part in his new film named "Rolling Stone" consisted in playing some songs in order to harness...

Well!! Let´s say that there was a great chasm between what he wanted and his real performance in "Rolling Stone". 

In consequence, he told his friends that Rolling Stone was too devious.....

What was going  our beloved and naive Halcombe Norilsk to do then? Stay tune...

Happy Summer!!!

                                                              Halcombe Norilsk meets a Spanish Punk Legend

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Former stripper to become a Swedish Princess

Not long ago it was discovered (published here as well) that Letizia Ortiz, current Spanish Queen, worked advertising tobacco brands through the streets of Mexico City when she was 24 years old. However, that story is nothing if compared to the one of Sofia Hellqvist who worked as a stripper on a luxury Las Vegas club after having not succeeded in New York City. Prior to this experience, she worked as a model for adult magazines posing with no many clothes on. Subsequently, she participated in a Swedish television reality show named Paradise Hotel where she was involved on many different situations that are otherwise normal on this kind of programmes where audience rating is everything. Sofia Hellqvist is now engaged to Swedish prince Carl Philip hence she is to become a Swedish Princess.

                           Sofia Hellqvist Swedish princess

 Sofia Hellqvist former stripper

Silvia of Sweden, Queen of Sweden, was somewhat disappointed because she did not see Sofia Hellqvist as a good member to Swedish Royal Family but Carl Philip of Sweden is so in love with Sofia Hellqvist that threatened to no participate in official events in case his girlfriend were no to be invited. Sofia Hellqvist was snubbed several times but as the insistence of the Royal male member, Sofia Hellqvist was accepted inside the family.

Sofia Hellqvist Swedish Royal Family

Sofia Hellqvist and Prince Carl Philip of Sweden have fixed their wedding for next year (2015 summer). They have been dating since 2010, in the last times Sofia Hellqvist has changed her former hobbies such as stripping in clubs, modelling for adult audiences and entering reality TV contests to make happy puritans. As a matter of fact, Sofia Hellqvist is now expert  on yoga, she has opened several Yoga Centres and she travels all around Africa in order to help poor women. Likewise, she is currently working in South African so that help poor children too. In any case, we are with one of the most modern royal love stories never seen. Nowadays, royals are not blue-blooded, instead, they do hold a humble provenance albeit to date the princess with more followers all around the world by general admission and with the strangest and most surprising curriculum is Sofia Hellqvist, Swedish Royal Stripper