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Sally Jackson supremacy 👑

that’s it. That’s the post.

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Zia Rashid is so underrated, like, she was host of Ra, god of the Sun, the king of the gods, and that’s no small feat

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*Frazel on a plane about to take off*

flight attendant: before we take off make sure all small items are safe.

*Frank looks at Hazel*

Hazel: What?

Frank:

Frank: do you feel safe?

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Rick timelines are SO confusing like HOW OLD IS NICO?????? AND HAZEL?????

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Percy: Sorry, I made a mistake.

Nico: No, what your mom did with Poseidon 17 years ago was a mistake.

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Estelle: Percy! Can I get some blue cookies?

Percy: what did Annabeth said?

Estelle: no.

Percy: Then why I would let you?

Estelle: because she doesn't rule you.

Percy: yes she does.

Ib: @unclerick-fandom

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Annabeth: don’t do this Percy.

Percy: I have to.

Annabeth: After everything we pass together? Seriously?

Percy: I have no choice!

Annabeth: Yes you have!

Percy: I’m sorry...

Annabeth: DON´T YOU DARE -

*Percy puts a +4 uno card*

Percy: I couldn't let you win!

Annabeth: I hate you so much.

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Will: You can’t solve all your problems with murder.

*Nico wiping the blood off his face*

Nico: It’s been working so far.

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Annabeth: I was here thinking; am I that smart or I only know dumb people??

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 mom: fck u my child is completely fine.

Well, your child have a crush on a guy named Nico. He is 80 and gay.

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I feel sorry about those fangirls that have a crush on Percy and imagine a whole love life with him but at the same time shipp him with Annabeth and wishs the best for de couple HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

wait that´s me

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Romans: We have an army.

Greeks: We have a Clarisse.

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✨4 words: Nico in unicorn pajamas✨

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Q: which couples from argo II you ship?

Hazel: I ship Percabeth.

Annabeth: Oww thanks! I ship Frazel.

Frank: I like Jasper.

Jason: Thanks bro, I ship Frazel.

Piper: Percabeth!

Leo: Well, I prefer Liper, Lazel, Lannabeth...

Annabeth: EXCUSE ME?!

Percy: Touch Annabeth and I throw you into Tartarus.

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Percy: words can´t hurt me.

*Annabeth takes a dictionary*

Annabeth: Are you sure about that?

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since WHEN Hazel liked Percy? I mean, she was 14 and he was 17?? WTF??? I’m a little sensible right now don’t talk to me

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*At the Camp Jupiter in MOA*

Annabeth to Reyna: trust us, we are not your enemies.

*Leo sets camp on fire*

Reyna: Am I a joke for you?