halfwit-halfblood
halfwit-halfblood
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halfwit-halfblood · 1 day ago
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non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc
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halfwit-halfblood · 1 day ago
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spent twenty seconds reading old with courage chapters to find a space for a new flashback and cringed so hard my body folded in on itself and disappeared from the fabric of the universe
edit: i forgot how lowkey feral i made amber. what do you mean she BIT SOMEONE ?????
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halfwit-halfblood · 2 days ago
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700 words of Actual with courage written today. and an additional 2k for a companion piece of them being silly and horny that may never see the light of day. i love being productive in the roundabout way that ends in me not actually working towards my end goal whatsoever
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halfwit-halfblood · 2 days ago
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halfwit-halfblood · 2 days ago
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Habitat - 32 colours
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halfwit-halfblood · 5 days ago
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happy production shot day!
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halfwit-halfblood · 5 days ago
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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky ☆ 2009
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halfwit-halfblood · 5 days ago
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metaphorically spraying myself with water every time i think about a fandom that isn't narnia. i need to stay LOCKED IN
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halfwit-halfblood · 5 days ago
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Maybe the very best part of Primeval is when they flawlessly match a creature with a setting. Velociraptors in a shopping mall. Pteranodon at a golf course. Mammoth on the M25. Diictodon in a hospital. Giganotosaurus at an air field. Hyenadon at a wedding location (during a wedding). I could go on. Season 5 didn't have any really good ancient creature modern setting moments and that's (one of) the reason(s) it's not as good as earlier seasons
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halfwit-halfblood · 5 days ago
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When youve been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.
Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.
Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.
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halfwit-halfblood · 5 days ago
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settling down to write some more with courage after a very stressful day at work which has left me feeling like i have no skin wondering how i can make this amber's problem
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halfwit-halfblood · 7 days ago
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halfwit-halfblood · 7 days ago
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Harvest Fishing ♦ 2009
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halfwit-halfblood · 7 days ago
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Chapter 21 and 22 of my King Caspian fic, With Courage, are up now on AO3!
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halfwit-halfblood · 7 days ago
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trying to edit chapter 21 down so i can upload it tonight because i am sad and fragile but she has instead grown so much i need to now split it in two.
what the fuck
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halfwit-halfblood · 8 days ago
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very important scene being ruined right now because caspian DOESN'T HAVE A CANON SURNAME????? NOTHING????? HE'S JUST CASPIAN X??????? i'm going to kill myself
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halfwit-halfblood · 9 days ago
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quick reread of chapter 26 tonight before i go to sleep. turns out i liked the phrase 'haloed in the high narnian sun' so much that i used it three times because i kept forgetting if i had already found a place for it or not. i think my brain is leaking out of my ears
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