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hardgum · 17 days ago
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hardgum · 19 days ago
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Just thought about how the guy from Ratatouille is going to go bald rather quickly with the way the rat has been yanking his hair.
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hardgum · 25 days ago
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Whose Child Is It Anyway?
When randomly meeting each other at the playground, Lux and Jinx realize that their daughters go to the same kindergarten. But that's not the only thing they have in common. They're both single moms! Taking care of your child while working a full-time job is not easy, but that's not the only baggage these two are carrying. And Jinx is clearly hiding something…
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66067879
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hardgum · 1 month ago
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If I understand tumblr correctly, these are the totally canon romantic relationships in Jurassic World: Chaos Theory
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So what I'm getting from this is that Brooklynn is the main character in a dating simulator and she's so bad at it that she even causes other members of her polycule to break up with each other. Absolute cinema!
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hardgum · 1 month ago
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I sometimes think about how the way I perceive media of entertainment is somewhat dependent on my state of mind/well-being. Like, sure, if Im depressed then everything kinda sucks, that's not surprising, but then there are cases like when I'm sick I tend to get emotional more easily. I was down with the flu when I watched the movie 'Bolt' and I teared up five times! That's a lot for me!
Those are the more extreme cases, but there are also minor moodswings which makes it kinda hard to tell whether I enjoy something or not. The thing is, that also goes for things I'm writing myself. I might like that one part today and feel rather meh about it tomorrow, simply because I generally feel different. It's a real struggle sometimes!
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hardgum · 1 month ago
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You know when a cat pushes something off the table and you pick it up and put it back only for the cat to push it off again? That's the cat version of playing fetch. You're the dog.
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hardgum · 1 month ago
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Some random dude just gave me a high-five while I was riding a bike. A bike-five.
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hardgum · 2 months ago
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Ever pooped a sausage so long and firm you have to get up a little so it can fall over? Yeah...
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hardgum · 2 months ago
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I honestly think I'm talking too much to myself. Might as well start posting the random shit I'm thinking about from time to time.
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hardgum · 2 months ago
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Telltale games be like
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hardgum · 2 months ago
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Heck yeah! I mean... Eww!
Also, that would absolutely be Max's reaction, like "What the wowser?"
this is a very silly question but how do you handle people who are really hateful about chasemarsh in the fandom? I ship it too and I unserstand what happens in the original game, but I think some people are really aggressive about it. Especially with how crazy lis1 fans are about Victoria. It's ok if you don't want to answer this btw.
Oh my god i dont thibk i ever talked about this but one time on the subreddit someone got so mad about Chasemarsh they started spamming my post with 5+ jefferfield pics to “make a point”
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I got them to back off by telling that nothing they can do can really stop me from shipping victoria and kate together (I’ve been doing it for a decade after all)
And if they find that distressing they can just block me? Which what they should’ve done in the first place instead of this nonsense
One other thing i do is threaten them with more chasemarsh if they’re gonna post hate comments
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And it works so well like i rarely get morons pestering me anymore cause they know all im gonna do is reply with more sketches/fanwork
One other thing you can do is like, block them yourself?
Which i do sometimes and it’s been very beneficial
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hardgum · 2 months ago
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Me hating on Chasemarsh so I can get more art
this is a very silly question but how do you handle people who are really hateful about chasemarsh in the fandom? I ship it too and I unserstand what happens in the original game, but I think some people are really aggressive about it. Especially with how crazy lis1 fans are about Victoria. It's ok if you don't want to answer this btw.
Oh my god i dont thibk i ever talked about this but one time on the subreddit someone got so mad about Chasemarsh they started spamming my post with 5+ jefferfield pics to “make a point”
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I got them to back off by telling that nothing they can do can really stop me from shipping victoria and kate together (I’ve been doing it for a decade after all)
And if they find that distressing they can just block me? Which what they should’ve done in the first place instead of this nonsense
One other thing i do is threaten them with more chasemarsh if they’re gonna post hate comments
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And it works so well like i rarely get morons pestering me anymore cause they know all im gonna do is reply with more sketches/fanwork
One other thing you can do is like, block them yourself?
Which i do sometimes and it’s been very beneficial
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hardgum · 4 months ago
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Happy late valentines day. Here's a doodle of two gals being pals.
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hardgum · 5 months ago
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Little lightcannon <3
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hardgum · 5 months ago
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The Lovers
Based on this old 50's artwork I found on Pinterest. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/963066701566977650/
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hardgum · 5 months ago
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hardgum · 5 months ago
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Lightcannon!
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