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real talk, which doctor would you smoke a blunt with? what would even happen if a time lord smoked weed

i remember something from "Alien Bodies" (EDA) about how timelords can't really get drunk (and therefore probably can't get high), but fuck that. let's play in the space for a bit. *drugs, smoking, alcohol cw*

first doctor: he pretends to discourage drugs and alcohol around humans but then goes to other planets and is like "this is the snorgal ham plant and it does unthinkable things to your mind and body" before swallowing it whole

second doctor: he's a chatty drunk and a quiet smoker, he's so chill that you think he might be dead until he randomly says something like "jamie? how many hats do you think i can wear at once???" in a distressed voice

third doctor: he's done literally every single drug you can imagine for scientific purposes. this man has been crossfaded upside down and sideways. jon pertwee was out here lookin like this in the 70's and he had a villa in Ibiza. bitch smokes weed.

fourth doctor: he doesn't even need drugs, my mans is already sky high from the adrenaline rush of one eternal manic episode. he's never been sober in his life. 

fifth doctor: look, i love him, but he'd be a total dad about it. he'd say some dad catchphrase like "no, no, you know me - i stay on my toes, i stay sharp" and then swing a cricket bat and break a priceless vase

sixth doctor: you pass him the blunt and he laughs. "what, that's all? no triglyceride tetrachrolonitrine 5? no Lady's Nightgown? no double helix paper?" he pulls this monstrosity out of his pocket.

seventh doctor: he's so fucking neurotic that you can't even get him to sit down. he tries but then he sees something shiny and goes to investigate. it was a cyberman. he commits some war crimes.

eighth doctor: legally not allowed to have any kind of stimulant or depressant, per Liv's orders. keep him away from the coffee and sweets. he hasn't slept in four months, thirteen days, nine hours, forty-five minutes, seven… eight… nine seconds. yes, he's counting.

shalka doctor: smokes HELLA kush, on god, but you already knew that.

war doctor AND ninth doctor: continues to smoke lethal amounts of weed and drink fruity cocktails to cope with specters of the past. jesus christ, that's his fifth strawberry daiquiri in twelve minutes. someone hide the white rum.

tenth doctor: he has girls' nights with donna where they hotbox venusian saunas and listen to katy perry. don't let the existential dread set in. don't let it set in. let's do some karaoke.

eleventh doctor: 

twelfth doctor: you know, i've seen all of his episodes many times, and for the entire duration of his run, i never saw him stop vaping weed. must be the respiratory bypass. he's always spewing thick clouds and flipping everyone off with both hands. it's an interesting cinematic choice.

thirteenth doctor: her tardis literally looks like the inside of a disco ball and you think she's sober??? well, you'd be right, because she doesn't know how to find a dealer and she's too scared to ask. someone help her. 

please please tell me which one you'd pick, i genuinely want to know. i think that every single Doctor is a disaster and smoking with any of them would result in my immediate demise, but if i had to choose, it would probably be twelve. let's go out blazing.

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Reason why it's my favourite Sixie story though not his best 😛

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Colin Baker as Count Wenceslas Steinbock in Cousin Bette (1971)

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It's my 1 year anniversary on tumblr 🥳

Wow, I don't post here much. But yesterday it was 1 year since I made this here tumblr blog. 💖

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happy holidays. and by holidays i mean

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🎈 Happy TARDIS Day! 🎈

Celebrating sixty-one years of Doctor Who. 👏❤️👏❤️👏

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Happy Doctor Who day everyone! 61 years! 😍💙💙 I wish you love and...

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My friend shared this, so I'll share it here. As a sexual abuse and rape survivor, recent events have left me terrified. 💔

Photo description: A cardboard sign with the words 'It's NOT consent if you make me AFRAID to say NO' drawn on it.

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The AirZone Solution Outtakes

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This is hard to write, but today for the first time in my working history I find myself unemployed. I've been off work sick for over 3 months with my health declining further and ultimately I could no longer continue.

I'm struggling, I'm scared for the future. I'm not sure what will happen now. I haven't cried yet, but I'm sure at some point I will. I've hit rock bottom in terms of both physical and mental health.

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Reblogging coz... reasons...

I’m a shameless Six/Perri shipper

‘The AirZone Solution?’

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A new chaos crew pic and the incredible news of a new 12 part over 2 sets series from big finish next year, it’s a great time to be a fan of the five fam!

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I really didn't want to say anything due to keeping up a happy front, but I've had enough.

BCP council are not helpful one bit, every time I chase them up on applications for financial aid— *crickets* Just the same jargon over and over.

For context, I've been signed off work for 2 months through no fault of my own, my health has been rapidly declining to the point I struggle to leave the house most days. I've been having multiple tests to try and determine what is wrong with me, and my sick pay is due to run out. I'm also now having to use a stick to keep myself balanced. I also use the local food banks and community places. I've put all events on hold as I can no longer afford to go.

I'm struggling to afford rent and I'm going to come up short for this months rent which is due in a week. And still no sign of financial help from the very people who said they would help me, they've seen me at my lowest crying my eyes out in the office. I'm having suicidal thoughts, it's horrible. I don't want to lose the roof over my head.

If anybody can help or at least share this, I would be forever grateful.

Links to help;

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McCoy, Davison And Baker

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Colin Baker as Mr. Perkins in Harry's Mad (1995)

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This was my view of my GP surgery waiting room a couple of days ago as I waited to be properly signed off for a month.

Struggling with the fact I've reached rock bottom, it's got so bad to the point I actually needed to be signed off. I feel gutted and disappointed with myself at how my life has turned out. I don't know what this means for my job, finances and my living situation.

I'm getting any help I can but I'm still scared for the future. I hope things will be okay.

If anyone can help, please consider leaving a tip or even sharing my Ko-fi link with others if you can't afford to donate. Thank you so much. ❤