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ok so idk what in the crazy crossover multiverse hell this is but i experienced something mildly surreal but lwk concerning 😅

not to toot my own horn but ive read almost all prominent yaoi manhwas and while i have gotten attached to certain characters, ive never been attracted to one. or rather, never was, until jjk from jinx. for some unexplainable reason, out of all manhwa mls/mcs, i lwk got an embarrassingly massive crush on this dude.

that was abt three months ago

last week, i started watching Wayne on Prime. now, disclaimer, im queer/bi and v femme leaning in my attraction spectrum, so its ridiculously rare for me to be attracted to a cis looking guy (even in fiction). and what dyk...i got an embarrassingly massive crush on this dude too.

now i didn't think much of this but this morning i was going thru the fanart section of my gallery and i found this pic of jjk in the outfit from the Dan's initiation thing at the bar (grey hoodie blue jacket) and i thought to myself.... huh i rly like this picture, something so familiar abt it.

and then i remembered

wayne

wears this exact same outfit for most of the episodes.

now i know a hoodie layered under a jacket is pretty common cis dude outfit template but?!?!???

the same colours?!?!?!

same two dudes i got a concerning level of crush on??!?!?!

when i hardly ever feel attracted to dudes fictional or otherwise?!?!??

idk this is setting off something unknown in my brain.

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petition to elect Sister Michael as the next Pope please tyvm

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it feels genuinely so liberating to go out with a guy and then come home and realise that you don't actually like him and that he is very possibly a fetid piece of shit

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literally crying screaming throwing up for a smidgen of good luck

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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genuinely going to go cry now wtaf

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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website

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ok so just saw this couple at the arcade, the guy was HUGE like 6'4-6'5 and the girl was so tiny like 5'2 at most and they were standing near the claw machine thingy. Guy was gonna pass on it but this tinyass girl hauled him over to the machine and just went- 'no no babe trust me I'm GREAT with claw machines....now which one do you want?' and just started rolling up her sleeves. Guy thought it was a joke but he pointed at this large plushie and my fuckinm GOD this girl took ONE try at it- one singular try and immediately got it and then she held out the huge plushie to the huge guy with the prettiest smile and guy just stood there flabbergasted and jaw DROPPED and can i just say this was the cutest thing I've seen in a while. This is what I want my rom-coms to be like.

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almost forgot my annual repost mighty apologies folks

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just got dragged to the yjhd re-release and its. my first time watching the whole thing. and after a severely nauseating headache inducing 2 hours 59 minutes and several minutes of introspection later- i have come to two following realisations-

•the ONLY pairing in that movie that's half realistic is bunny/abhi, and also they are the only two people who deserve each other. no one else deserves the misfortune of being stuck w either of them (happy for adi and taran tho)

•songs lwk ate, ofc, and otherwise the movie is painfully tedious to sit through. its actually physically distressful now that im not a 13 year old anymore and ive watched it start to end for the first time

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yes your honour, that is my man and I will guard him with my life

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having a gender-fluid partner is like having a boyfriend, a girlfriend and a menace all in one.

and you never know which one you're gonna get

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sometimes I wake up in the morning feeling like shit and then i go up to a mirror and pull up my shirt to get a look at my cunty little waist staring back at me- all snatched to perfection and i think- 'maybe not everything's so wrong with the world'

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i rewatch bbc Sherlock every during fall (5th year now) and the way I can recite this from memory completely unprompted at any time...

you don’t have a girlfriend then🙋❓💁🏼‍♀️ no ❌ not really my area 🗺️🚫 oh right 👀🤨 do you have a boyfriend 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ which is fine by the way ✅✅✅🙂‍↕️✅🌈❤️ i know it’s fine 🤨😶🫢🫥 🫠👀😶🧍🧍so you’ve got a boyfriend then ✅👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 no ❌🙅 right ➡️ okay 👌🏻 you’re unattached 🫵🏻❌💍 like me 🥰😅👀🫥 good 🙂‍↕️👌🏻

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alternately, a guy rapidly editing a bunch of his posts about food and dinner parties to tag '@HannibalLecter thanks for the invitation ;)' with a maniacal glee in his eyes.

He wants to make sure everyone knows he was there (additionally, he calls up the news site cheerfully and gives them unrestricted permission to use his name as one of the guests present at the parties in their articles. The news site owner is disappointed but not shocked)

Imagine a guy rapidly scrolling through his social media, deleting a bunch of pictures of food and posts about dinner parties, looking vaguely ill.

On his second monitor is a news site, announcing that Hannibal Lecter is a serial killer who fed his victims to dinner guests.

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one wrong citation (from a source that doesn't exist) from chatgpt and shidhu jyatha goes nuts

r.i.p tenida you would have loved swiggy/zepto 😔✋🏽

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-imma pull this out on every first date henceforth

— Nikita Gill