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redoing that poll bc you guys are not serious people and i need to know the actual stats here

also disclaimer the options in this poll are dumb as hell and kind of hysterical but we can't be doing this i need to know #thetruth

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These are the 12 characters with the least perspective chapters. There is another poll with the other POVs.

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can't stop thinking about how Remmick had a black eye after fleeing the Choctaw vampire hunters. Forget stakes and holy water and garlic; they were just straight up beating his ass

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I feel like "Would Louis have asked for the memory erasure" is the "Would Ned have executed Theon" equivalent of this fandom, people will be like "of course not wtf that's literally the central conflict defining this character" but it's exactly bc it's the central CONFLICT that it could ultimately have gone either way in the ambiguous middle-of-the-arc circumstance it happened

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whoever told you to put "dungeon master" on your resume. do not listen to them. do NOT listen to them.

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I recently watched a video of a pair of Sandhill Cranes raising a Canada Gosling, and it seems that it isn't the first example of it in the last few years. Are cranes like penguins where they will steal eggs/hatchlings if they had an unsuccessful breeding season, or is there some other reason that they 'adopt' baby geese?

If you follow enough birding groups in Sandhill crane territory, you’ll eventually see someone post a baby duckling or goose that is following around a pair of cranes. It’s not common, but it happens enough to be a thing!

Sandhill cranes don’t seem to steal babies, but they have an extremely strong parenting instinct. If they find a baby that needs taking care of, you can bet they’re going to take damn good care of it. There are documented cases of Sandhill cranes adopting unrelated crane chicks as well as geese and domestic ducks. They just love babies. There has even been some research into using Sandhill cranes as foster parents for endangered whooping cranes in order to re-establish a non migrating population of the latter. Sandhill cranes are super parents!

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Baby Saba needs medical treatment. The rest of her family of five (her parents Mohammed and Samar, and siblings Ghina and Qusay) also need food and water for the coming days. You can help by donating via:

Venmo: gothhabiba Paypal: paypal.me/Najia Cashapp: $NajiaK

all with note "🍓" or "strawberry"

$146 / $200

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i propose that smut fiction where they do negotiated bdsm with lots of check ins and aftercare and improbable safe words etc. constitutes/caters to its own kink, where the elements o performance/mutual trust/servicing are the core appeal, more so than a moral chore on the author’s part. it’s folly to assume it’s all just bluey adults who can’t handle ‘real’ sadomasochistic fantasies played straight. i believe that it’s a different thing entirely. but it’s all still pretty funny with characters who shouldn’t know what traffic lights are

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OKAY SO! idk how risque tumblr allows art posts to be here so i'm just gonna leave this here if you wanna see the full thing <3

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swamp creatures (for "The Crooked Moon")

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Okay but it WOULD be such a fun bit to get a chapter of Arianne Martell in the library being like to prepare for this hookup I need to do research and read a fuck ton about Kingsguard knights who fucked nasty and did coups so I can convince this moron to betray his meaningless vows for my own ends. This is an integral part of my plan and it will work

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good evening, sleepyhead!

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The Louvre

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maybe the real friend was the vampire we interviewed along the way or sth idk

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upon learning that the upcoming Dracula movie is yet Dracula/Mina romance, here is an incomplete list of things that would be more interesting in an adaptation than a Dracula/Mina romance:

A romance between Dracula and literally any other character

An origin story for the lady vampires

A feature length adaptation of the Demeter plot (yes, I know this exists already, it deserves more adaptations)

A Dracula origin story set at the Scholomance

Mina and Jonathan going into that "unknown and terrible land" together

Dracula deciding that, rather than just murdering people, he can offer sex in exchange for blood, and chooses to go to London to do this because the locals will not be receptive. He awkwardly tries to ask Jonathan about prostitution in London and Jonathan's proper gentleman sensibilities are affronted

Dracula gets committed to Seward's asylum, somehow

Dracula gets stuck in wolf form and gets adopted by one of the protagonists

Dracula and his ladies go to Van Helsing, expert on the occult that he is, to ask for help trying to conceive

The Crew of Light try to imprison Dracula rather than destroy him, theorizing that, if they can find a way to cure him, everyone he's turned will be cured

Dracula's sexy immortal vampire harem kicking him out of his own castle because they're sick of his shit

Dracula and Van Helsing as bitter exes

The solicitor who gets sent to Dracula is now Gabriel John Utterson, hoping for a nice relaxing vacation after all the Dr. Jekyll business

Sherlock Holmes, somehow

Dracula marries Mrs. Westenra

Dracula is in the Wild West and gets attacked by vampire hunting cowboys

Dracula being so creeped out by Renfield's obsession and vows of servitude that he flees to another country (to which Renfield follows him)

Oscar Wilde fucks Dracula

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so I have a really unusual first name /last name combo and I don't think anyone else has it, so I'm curious what it's like for other people

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PSA: do NOT share your full legal name on this post, please stay safe