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sorry i have to go stare at images of that guy. yeah it’s gonna be all day.

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"oh yeah im just tired" ~ girl who is quickly unravelling at the seams and also just happens to be tired

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firstprince + hands

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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i hope this email finds you panting and moaning and begging for it

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Girl dinner🌭

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Sam's reluctant view from the twin bed in the double room they all had to share...

(Yes yes, I know more motel bed softness from me, quelle surprise - SORRY)

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run it up

https://ift.tt/BJh2avI by immordelle And Jamie likes free shit as much as the next bloke, especially free shit from Roy, whose attention he gulps down like fucking air, but it’s like — “Roy, mate. I’ve got me own money, haven’t I?” (In which Jamie doesn't need a sugar daddy, but Roy just might need somebody to spoil.) Words: 15850, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Roy Kent, Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones, AFC Richmond Players (Ted Lasso) Relationships: Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Season/Series 03, Sugar Daddy, Gift Giving, Friends to Lovers, Getting Together, Codependency, Porn with Feelings, Praise Kink, Accidental (Sugar) Baby Acquisition, gratuitous references to roy's celebrity status because tbh i am a fame fucker source https://archiveofourown.org/works/51335416 November 04, 2023 at 03:23AM

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GHOSTS | 3x07 The Polterguest

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Trevor's stripper dance  | The Polterguest  ↳requested by @jmagnabo92

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Hi! I had a question about something from your AO3 tips master post with tampermonkey scripts you recommended. Thank you so much for making it btw, life changer :)

This is about 'AO3: Kudosed and seen history,' and I didn't quite understand what you wrote about it. "Again, data doesn't sync between browsers *but you can copy it from the dropdown settings.*" What do you mean by that? Is there a work around to get it to sync between browsers?

Sorry to bug you with this and no pressure to respond at all but thank you for that post either way!!

Hi there! So glad you found it useful! And you're not bugging me at all :)

So, as far as I know, there's no workaround to get it to sync, unfortunately. But if you want to back up your data or copy it to a new browser, which is what I was referring to in the original post, then here's what you do:

The script adds a dropdown called "Seen works" to the top left toolbar on Ao3, and the first item in the dropdown says "Settings and import/export" — like so:

When you click "Settings and import/export", this pops up:

If you want to back up your kudosed/seen/bookmarked data from the script, then click in the text box under "Export your saved lists" (where it starts with {"kudosed":) and hit cmd+A on Mac (I think it's ctrl+A on Windows) to select all, and then copy and paste it into a google doc or similar.

To move your data to a new browser (like if you get a new computer/phone or just want to switch browsers), copy the "Export your saved lists" data from the old browser and then open this same screen in your new browser and paste it under "Import your lists" and click "Import lists". This won't sync the data between the browsers moving forward, but it will copy all your old data to a new browser.

I hope this makes sense; let me know if it doesn't or if you have more questions!

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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Hyperbole and a Half - The Motivation Game

this is too accurate for me right now

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@bil-daddy, You'd make a great MIDWIFE ...

Artist: @yoghurt_vigilante on /reddit

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— Charles Bukowski, Raw with Love