You know, if there absolutely had to be an open world Dragon Age game, it should have been DA2.
The biggest problem with open world, for me, is the way it completely strips away any sense of urgency. Corypheus is coming, we have to save the Empress, we have to save the Grey Wardens, very important, but any tension is lost simply because we can ignore all that for as long as we want and spend days or months dicking around in the Hinterlands picking elfroot. For DAI, a more linear narrative would have been much more appropriate. But imagine an open world DA2! Getting to really explore Kirkwall and the Wounded Coast, especially with the day-and-night mechanic, and find all the weird little things hidden in the corners. Each neighborhood could be an area, with its own storyline. There would be lots of big and small crises for Hawke to deal with. Their (willing or not) rise to political power could be shown and not told. Companion relationships could be more fleshed out, especially if there were Andromeda-style friend dates.
Iâm not usually a fan of open world games, but I really like this idea.
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I have many problems w Bioware, but they could have made Kaidan an asshole due to his difficult past to appeal to cishet male gamers, but no, instead, they made him a sensitive, kind, loving man. Itâs one of the best shit theyâve done
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Just realized that the ending of Life is Strange is literally the trolley problemâŠ
Either you deliberately go back in time with the purpose of letting her die, saving the entire town or you do nothing and let the storm take its course naturally, freeing you from moral responsibility.
In any case, it made for a hilarious mental image.
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dont talk to me if you donât know that this, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed! It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb! That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newtonâs First Law?
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Actual quotes from Alistair the âChantry Boyâ
Alistair: The Circle is here at the kingâs request and the Chantry doesnât like that one bit. They just love letting mages know how unwelcome they are.
Alistair: You want the Chantryâs version or the truth?
Warden: They arenât the same thing?
Alistair: (Laughs.) They seldom are.
Alistair: The Chantry raised me and becoming a templar was a decision made for me a long time ago.
Alistair: Duncan saw I wasnât happy, and figured my training against mages could double for fighting darkspawn. Now, here I stand a proud Grey Warden.
Alistair: The grand cleric wouldnât have let me go if Duncan never forced the issue. Iâll always be grateful to him.
Warden: You didnât want to join the Chantry?
Alistair: It just⊠wasnât for me. I believe in the Maker well enough, but I never wanted to devote my life to the Chantry.
Warden: You speak fondly of Duncan.
Alistair: I spent years in that chantry, hopelessly resigned to my fate. Duncan was the first person who cared what I wanted.
Warden: So youâre not happy in the Grey Wardens?
Alistair: Far from it. I never wanted to be a templar, anyway.
Alistair: The Chantry would tell you that the templars exist simply to defend, but donât let them fool you. Theyâre an army.
Warden: Have you hunted many mages?
Alistair: No. I never actually became a full templar. Duncan recruited me before I took my vows.
Alistair: I was only present during one Harrowing. That was all I needed, too. I donât know how anyone could get through that.
Alistair: The girl they tested⊠she had a demon put inside her, to see if she could resist. And she couldnât. We had to⊠end it quickly.
Alistair: I have to say I didnât have much interest in becoming a templar after that.
Alistair: Iâm not exactly the Chantry type, if you havenât noticed. I donât think I would have made a very good templar.
Warden: You donât seem like the religious sort.
Alistair: Youâre telling me. I was banished to the kitchens to scour the pots more times than I can count. And thatâs a lot; I can count pretty high.
Warden: Do all templars make these jokes? Or just you?
Alistair: Oh, you know⊠between all the guilt and the hours spent in solemn prayer, any good templar or priest is just bursting to tell a few good jokes when the opportunity arises.
Warden: Not this again. Canât you answer a simple question?
Alistair: I used to be able to, but then the Chantry beat it out of me. Sad, but true. I canât hardly get through a pillow fight these days without becoming overcome with guilt, either.
Alistair: [Broken Circle] As I recall from my time as a templar, locking the door and throwing away the key was âplan Bâ.
Alistair: [Warden about to accept Kolgrimâs gift of dragon blood] Are you sure this is wise? I stood by while you did that thing with the Ashes, but theyâre just ashes. This is different.
Leliana: You must have been a brother before you became a templar, no?Alistair: I never actually became a templar. I was recruited into the Grey Wardens before I took my final vows.
Leliana: Do you ever regret leaving the Chantry?
Alistair: No, never. Do you?
Wynne: The Templars serve a function, and a necessary one. If what has happened at the tower proves anything, it is that we mages can be dangerous⊠even to ourselves.
Alistair: Thatâs⊠one way of looking at it.
Morrigan: So I take it you did not enjoy your templar training?
Alistair: Thatâs directed at me, I take it?
Morrigan: Do you see any others about who have failed at their religious instruction?
Alistair: I didnât fail. I was recruited into the Grey Wardens.
Morrigan: And if you had not been recruited? What would have happened, instead?
Alistair: I would have turned into a drooling lunatic, slaughtered the grand cleric and run through the streets of Denerim in my small clothes, I guess.
Morrigan: Your self-awareness does you credit.
Alistair: I thought youâd like that.
Alistair: Let me guess: thatâs your final answer?
Meredith: [If Mage Warden] You declare your Circle of Magi free, as if its your right to do so, and thus stir up every mage outside of your kingdom.
Meredith: [If not Mage Warden] Three mages have fled to Ferelden, and you have intervened to protect them as if it is your right to do so.
Meredith: What other answer did you expect, your Majesty?
Alistair: A âmaybeâ might have been nice.
Hawke: You were having an argument about mages?
Alistair: Yes, well, apparently I donât feel the same way about mages as the Chantry does.
Alistair: So weâre in disagreement. That means they get nasty. Theyâre like that.
Alistair: What you can do is protect Kirkwall. It will take someone like you to keep it from falling apart.
Hawke: Protect Kirkwall from what, exactly?
Alistair: You ask me, the biggest threat to this city just walked out the door.
Alistair: But maybe thatâs the ex-templar in me talking.
Alistair: [In the Crowâs prison] Iâm not sure Iâm going the right way, but there canât be a worse place than here. There are screams from the cells like a chorus. Iâm studying with the templars again, listening to the Holy Chant, and I just want out.
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i finished tranquility lane and followed dad across the wastelands and few thoughts:
1) bastard tries to fight EVERY fight. bastard tried to engage a yao guai with his bare fists. bastard brought a knife to a gun fight, except the gun was a minigun and the person wielding it was a super mutant overlord. HOW did he survive before this.Â
2) imagine the walk back, though. outside of game terms. Like, half of these fights ended up with me running between him and whatever heâs fighting to absorb most of the damage and to shoot it with Sydneyâs sexy gun. imagine him wondering how his kid went from someone who faked being sick to avoid their exams to someone this
3) bethesda/obsidian fallout peaked with tranquility lane i do not accept criticism
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