hermeeshohoho

[hermeeshohoho]

Same..I’m ABSOLUTELY scared my mom finds out I’m still dating @sarahthebrd 😭😭 and that I am a devotee of Hermes, even making a Greek mythology depiction!hermes account

[my mom is racist as hell for thinking my gf's mixed race is a threat..💀]

My worst fear is my parents finding any of my online shit

[hermeeshohoho]

Hermes:”I’m glad you’re ok, you have more wine?”

Hiii

Hermes:”HEYYYY, DAWLING😍😍”

[hermeeshohoho]

Lowkey, I always depict Hermes as wearing many different outfits [or what my girlfriend Sarah uses since all characters are depicted by her.], like hm wearing a kilt, him wearing his classic fur coat, stuff

One person thought I wear like that irl when in reality..

As a trans man, not only do I wear binders, but I wear like Adam Sandlers, I wear like someone's divorced dad, I look like THIS MF.

[expect, with blonde hair.]

[hermeeshohoho]

Hermes:”I’m good, dawling, wbbuuu?”

Hiii

Hermes:”HEYYYY, DAWLING😍😍”

[hermeeshohoho]

Hiii

Hermes:”HEYYYY, DAWLING😍😍”

[hermeeshohoho]

you're still perfect as ever hermes! keep up the good work ^^

Hermes:”thanks, dawling, I appreciate it <33”

[man, that made my day better that I contemplated about how should I respond.]

[hermeeshohoho]

Hello there the dearest god from Olympus! I'd like to ask you a few questions, but I'm afraid that it'll take a while cause I'm not a laconic speaker 😅

Btw here's the first question – if you kinda patronise the orators, then what's your opinion on their speech? I mean, do you prefer them to be improvisers or planners? This thought just stuck in my mind and I'm not sure about it. Some people can't make their speech well-structured without preparations while the others do this with ease, but in the end which group will be more meaningful? I wanna get your point of view on this subject

Okay I guess that I'd be better to make a pause right now. I'll come back with more questions, so don't consider this as I'm gone forever!

See ya & good luck))

Hermes:”damn this submission was long ago..”

“Oh dawling, my opinion of their speeches? Well, they have good charm, good humor, good wit, great everything! I personally like both improvisers and planners equally, while nowadays I haven’t been focusing on oratory, only in special occasions, while the other one? I do believe that tea, work makes the dream work, but I prefer my work alone, but as I said it’s been a long time since I focusing on oratory.”

[OOC:I don’t know anything about oratory, but I have been planning to study it if I could.]

[hermeeshohoho]

bird.

*the child pointed at hermes*

**hermes looks at the child with confusion.**

Hermes:”dawling.. I’m not a bird..”

[hermeeshohoho]

Ok, this is out of character for me, but idc, but there is some issue needing to be addressed

1. No, Hermes isn’t gay, I seen alot of people in my dms harassing me telling me that my relationship with sarah [who is my girlfriend in REAL LIFE] is invalid and that Hermes in Greek mythology is gay. Which while Hermes DOES have some male lovers that doesn’t mean he’s gay. He has more female lovers than male lovers, in some cults, Hecate [the goddess of witchcraft] is his wife and in some resources, peitho [the goddess of persuasion] is his wife. Stop acting like as if you know Greek mythology when you just read 2 or 3 myths of Hermes being in a homosexual relationship.

2. I agree that Hermes isn’t transgender, yes, I agree that he is not transgender and is a cis. HOWEVER, I, as a trans man dealt with spent years of transphobia and mischaracterizations [wow, thanks to my mom who I still live with! Woohoo, ty cps for being useless!], I just wanted a character to connect with, that’s why I made Hermes trans though this isn’t an excuse but more of a explanation, sorry if it sounded like an excuse, English is not my first language [I’m Greek], I agree that he isn’t trans, but still everyone’s depiction is valid.

3. My account is never meant to offend hellenics, I am a Hellenic myself, my patron god is Hermes, I made this account for roleplay since I am a fan of EPIC and Greek mythology. I and my girlfriend dealt with most hellenics thinking my account is offending them just because we mentioned a thing or two about polytheism. One even gone as far as saying “the gods hate you”

[buddy, you don’t even know me, you don’t even know if I even offended the gods or some shi, which form what I’m reflecting, I didn’t, buddy. Stop spreading fear to people you don’t like.]

4. Hermes is not a twink in my opinion, I said it, yes, Hermes is NOT A TWINK, I agree that he is zesty af [in epic, Greek mythology, etc..] but in my pov, I don’t think he is a twink, all depictions of Hermes is fine, I love laritamiauu's art of Hermes, hell I ate Gigi’s Hermes so much, I think got overly fed. But in Greek mythology, he is a god of MANY things, god of agriculture, Travel, stealing and Eloquence, Commerce and Trade, Boundaries and Transitions, fertility and languages, luck, Athletics and Sports, music, speed and oratory. Speaking of sports, he invented wrestling, lyre, boxing, measures, weights [middle school me hates him lol], dice, racing, and in some cases FIRE

You cannot convince that he is not some 6’3 muscle man of his time, not to mention in Orphic traditions, he is described as strong and virile [probably because his sacred animals are goats, roosters, and bulls which are all symbols of sex], even in pottery paintings they depicted him as a mature bearded man.

5. Yes, I have to admit that I am lil cringey, like you me there. But that is NOT a crime😒

6. I haven’t posting lately due to the small amount of submissions in my inboxes, I have ideas but it’s either really weird or I don’t have motivations to do so. It’s some cases is because of real life [which I won’t be talking about, but in two sentences ✨MOMMY ISSUES✨]

Yeah, that’s it, bye, Dawlings.

[hermeeshohoho]

**hugs back**

**boops**

*boop*

Hehe ^w^

[hermeeshohoho]

Hermes:”YAYY!”

[I didn’t know what to respond😭😭]

**boops**

*boop*

Hehe ^w^

[hermeeshohoho]

Hermes:”hehe :3”

**boop**

**boops**

*boop*

Hehe ^w^

[hermeeshohoho]

[it's been over a year, I still cringe at my pinned post, I don’t normally cringe at anything, but damn I hit different when I was in march 25, time to remake it and delete that aborted mistake.]

[hermeeshohoho]

Hermes:”AMAZING, DAWLING, GOOD LUCK!~”

**he disappears.**

Hermes:”HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS, DAWLING!”

**hermes gives thelios millions of drachmas.**

Hermes:”go wild ;]”

[art by jugganautism]

Th-this is so much money!! I-I couldn't possibly accept something this generous!!

[hermeeshohoho]

**Hermes laughs**

Hermes:”cmon, dawling! I know it’s overwhelming when a trickster becomes generous, but it’s your birthday! Be less tight.”

Hermes:”HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS, DAWLING!”

**hermes gives thelios millions of drachmas.**

Hermes:”go wild ;]”

[art by jugganautism]

Th-this is so much money!! I-I couldn't possibly accept something this generous!!

[hermeeshohoho]

Hermes:”smut when😍😍”

[ART BY JUGGANAUTISM]

“I’m bored, guys, fill my inbox with qna, so is Hermes. I need to answer you guys.”

But anyways:

🌀🪻🫀:“If we had a daughter, I'd watch and could not save her.” Hashtag is angst

🌀🤱🌙:”Through your eyes I see, A smile you bring to me, To your joy, I tether, Not a lot, just forever.” Hashtag is her with her baby Evander or maybe around the anons [since yall are her children]

🌀🌹☀️:”Show you how to touch it. Hold it like it's precious~” hashtag when smut/hermes

🌀🦚🪷:”Mother of clouds and winds, from thee alone Producing all things, mortal life is known.” Hashtag when discussions of polytheism and religion.

🌀🌾🌙:”I have gazed upon the earth, observed every faulted light.” Hashtags for Fluff

“I wish to hear your questions, dears ᢉ𐭩”

[hermeeshohoho]

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

Hermes;”Spotify is my free music, so as my sexy voice😒😒”

[ART BY JUGGANAUTISM]