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Man, i barely even use this blog but i'm so tempted to just be on my freakazoid shit on main 🥺

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this season really had kendall and roman betray and fuck their baby sister like they are in a noncon gangbang one-shot...

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I still haven't seen the fourth episode but in my heart and soul, Kendall is the dad of Shiv's child, because, in the words of Jeremy Strong, dramaturgically it would make sense 😌

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I gotta confess I havent seen a single episode of Stranger Things in my life and my entire knowledge comes from pop culture osmosis and my twitter feed but the concept of Bileven and Billymax is all the way up my alley. Usually not hugely into age gap ships where children are involved because i tend to not like kid characters but Billymax as stepsiblings... Bileven with their enmity... we love to see it.

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Just try and stay… very still.

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this room in our brains is haunted

a kind of terror that’s welcome with each other

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@roasif

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scarletsilver fic recs from yours truly bcuz i can

Weiterlesen

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thank u for the roycest food brave soldier

:') i'm glad you enjoy the homemade local cornerstore roycest cuisine

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Roman canonically can only get off if the sexual fantasies he's having are fucked up and Bad Wrong so the logical conclusion has to be him thinking about fucking one of his relatives, right? 🤔🥺

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Two sides of the same Roycest coin: when Tom tries to joke about his bruise being from Shiv punching him during sex, Kendall is all scandalised like a good christian schoolboy who does totally Not want to hear about his sister having sex (no, he totally never thought about that himself, no way!), while Roman goes "akshually Tom, we wanna know all about how you fuck our sister" because he is convinced he'd get her off so much better

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2D activists need to chill

This isnt a hate post against y/n reader inserts and obviously everyone has got their squicks but damn, I really wish there were more Bad Batch shipping among the guys themselves

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No, you know what, it's utterly criminal that there is no proper tag for Roycest ships, i dont wanna read theories about Kendall Roman and Shiv doing a business takeover, I wanna read about so much sexual tension between them that makes Lannicest and Borgiacest look like fizz-less prosecco

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“You are not the only ✨MAGICAL✨  girl in town" 

( Au has been stuck in my head since the quote was said 🥰, computer got saved btw, thanks for the good vibes 💖  )