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Hogwarts Houses as: Spooktober Memes

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff:

Slytherin:

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Hogwarts houses as: Incorrect quotes

Ravenclaw: You know those moments when I tell you something isn't a good idea-

Gryffindor: -and then I ignore you, yeah.

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Gryffindor: Let's just say, from the bottom of my heart,

Gryffindor: my bad.

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Hufflepuff: Just tell her 'You're beautiful'.

Slytherin: Good idea. Thanks.

Slytherin, later to Ravenclaw: I'm beautiful.

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Hufflepuff: Can I tell you a secret?

Ravenclaw: I wouldn't recommend it, no.

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Slytherin: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

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Gryffindor: No one has a crush on me.

Gryffindor: I am too strong to be crushed.

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Hufflepuff 1: I challenge you to a duel!

Hufflepuff 2: Very well, the weapon?

Hufflepuff 1: Compliments.

Hufflepuff 2: A capital choice!

Hufflepuff 1: Thank you, I- Ah I see you've dueled before!

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Ravenclaw: What should I be for Halloween? I want to dress as something scary.

Gryffindor: Dying alone.

Slytherin: Modern politics.

Hufflepuff: Climate change.

Ravenclaw: I was thinking like vampires, but I'm terrified of everything you guys listed.

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new quarantine project

(TLDR available at the bottom of this post)

look we got really fuckin screwed with the cursed child thing and then fantastic beasts imo, like I do like the fantastic beasts series but we have been waiting for more marauders content for decades now. so I’ve decided that fuck it, there’s no reason we can’t create it ourselves. we’ve been doing a hell of a job so far on fanfics and headcanons and fanart and every other form of media; why not the full seven book series we deserve?

at this point, it might be a fair judgement that the fandom has done more to build upon the world of the marauders and their relationships than the original series laid the grounds for. more canon content has been produced by rowling since then, but I believe a lot of our imaginings have been shaped by the many ideas that we as a community have come up with. that’s why I’d like to involve the entire hp community in creating this series (essentially crowdsourcing creativity/ideas). seven books for the marauders prequel story is a lot of ground to cover, and while I have a few ideas, I want the final product to truly reflect all the love and originality we’ve been pouring into this series for years.

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Hogwarts Houses as: Kitchens

Gryffindor:

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Ravenclaw:

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Hufflepuff:

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Slytherin:

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Ravenclaw, reading till 3AM: Just one more chapter...

Slytherin: How come Ravenclaw can do that but when I do it, it's all "worrying" and "obsessive" and "reading about the dark arts and muttering to yourself is scaring the first years".

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Hogwarts Houses during Lockdown

Gryffindor: Starts their day at 8:00, runs around the yard, makes breakfast, flips through some tv programs, checks time, 8:10.

Ravenclaw: Says they're finally going to have time to finish their reading list. Doesn't read and feels guilty about it.

Hufflepuff: Video calls everyone to make sure they're safe, then watches netflix. When that gets old, they break out the board games.

Slytherin: Sleeps.

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Hope everyone's doing okay.

Be safe, stay home.

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Gryffindor: Mama...

Ravenclaw: just killed a man

Slytherin: we all go to hell

Hufflepuff: mia

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Hogwarts Houses on: Valentine’s Day

Gryffindor: Probably got a lot of anonymous roses. Enjoys V-Day but low-key thinks Slytherin’s way of doing it might be better. Either rocking the single life or they’re couple goals. Would go stag on V-Day to support single friends.

Ravenclaw: Forgot that it’s V-Day. Is probably standing impatiently in a line to buy last minute flowers. Definitely excited about the chocolate that will go on sale after V-Day.

Hufflepuff: Believes that the key to happiness in life is love. Buys flowers for friends, acquaintances, teachers etc. so that they feel the love. Gets loads of flowers and cards as well. Handmade cards.

Slytherin: Has many unknown lovers. Don’t ask. Would rather sit in their room and binge-watch some Netflix and appreciate their only true love- chocolate. Isn’t particularly bothered by V-Day. It’s just another day. But will definitely dress up and slay for a fancy V-Day dinner.

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Gryffindor: The best part of an Oreo is the black cookie part and not the filling.

Ravenclaw: Darkness without light is void. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one coin.

Gryffindor: Yo Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.

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Hogwarts Houses as: The 100 characters

Gryffindor: Bellamy Blake + Lexa

Ravenclaw: Clarke Griffin + Raven Reyes

Hufflepuff: Madi Griffin + Wells Jaha

Slytherin: Octavia Blake + John Murphy

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Hogwarts Houses as: Bob Ross Quotes

Gryffindor:

"It's life. It's interesting. It's fun."

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"You can do anything you want to do, this is your world."

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Ravenclaw:

"We don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents."

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"I think there's an artist hidden at the bottom of every single one of us."

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Hufflepuff:

"It's so important to do something every day that will make you happy."

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"There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend."

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Slytherin:

"That's a crooked tree. We'll send him to Washington."

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"You need the dark in order to show the light."

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Hogwarts Houses: Dolly Parton challenge

Ravenclaw: Linkedin

Gryffindor: Facebook

Hufflepuff: Instagram

Slytherin: Tinder

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Hogwarts Houses as: Series

Gryffindor: Star Wars - The Mandalorian

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Ravenclaw: Dracula

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Hufflepuff: His Dark Materials

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Slytherin: The Witcher

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Hogwarts Houses and Cats (2019)

Gryffindor: Jokes about going to watch Cats (2019) but never does

Ravenclaw: Refuses to watch it

Hufflepuff: Goes to watch it unironically

Slytherin: Takes drugs before going to watch it

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Hogwarts Houses as: Halsey songs [from Manic album]

Gryffindor:

3AM

Without me

Ashley

Ravenclaw:

clementine

You should be sad

Forever...(is a long time)

Hufflepuff:

More

Graveyard

Dominic's Interlude

Slytherin:

killing boys

929

Alanis' Interlude