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had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

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my friend made a song and it slaps. please listen to it.

https://youtu.be/66XwHm0YY2k

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requested by raesand

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Lesbian rights

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If you see this PLEASE FOLLOW there’s a myth professor!!! I’ve never seen something like this on here :O

Ask me any of your myth (or me) related questions and I will answer the to best best of my ability!

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gay rights

did sirens lure women to their death as well? Were lesbians immune?

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What a fun ask!

So first I’ll start out with this; sirens are classified as a sub-species of harpy’s! While there are many people who think that sirens are more mermaid like figures, they are actually the bird-like figures most of us associate with sirens today! This comes (like most of our classifications) from some of the great Greek poems. Sirens mostly come from the Odyssey, where they are described as being more bird like as well as having distinctive “Siren song.”

When it comes to sexuality among sirens, they are actually quite open minded folk! Based on interviews and general knowage about them they seem to have little to no taboos surrounding sexuality. Also because they are a mostly female race (I’ll get back to that) mist sirens are lesbians. Sirens reproduce though sequential hermaphroditism. This means that depending on many factors, a siren could grow male genitalia. This is most commonly used for reproduction, but there are many harpy’s that chose to grow male genitalia and chose to us he/him pronouns. Which means almost all sirens say trans rights!

So to the next part of this ask, the “Siren song!”

Sirens have a very unique set of vocal cords. If given enough training/time sirens are able to minpulate their vocal cords in just about anyway imaginable! Back when sirens actually ate people they barely used their voices when it came to food, only resorting to luring in any kind of person if they where starving or hurt. They where able to lure people in because when they manipulated their vocal cords it resulted in a variety of affects ranging from a small headache to A full on hallucination. Nowadays sirens use there gifts to often work in medicine or job fields related to there voices!

So long answer? Sirens are a very opened minded people who’s powers are very rarely used, but when they are they can infact, be used on just about anyone.

Short answer? Sirens give off big be gay do crime energy, and can use their powers on anyone!

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I am SO happy Johnny Johnny is trending because now I can share my absolute FAVORITE version in the world

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lmao I am SUCH a dumbass turns out I have extreme adhd can’t believe I didn’t realize it ever 😳

somebody help is something wrong with me?

I feel like a massive asshole. Every time I discover something new that I like, I become obsessed. This happened with P!ATD, Hayley Kiyoko, Starkid, practically every musical I’ve ever watched, and especially D&D. It’s like it’s all I can talk about and all I can think about for a week to several months. It annoys the fuck out of everyone else and I feel so guilty but I can’t help it! It feels..... almost wrong to talk about anything else. And no matter how hard I try, my brain just goes straight back to the thing. Eventually it cools off, usually when I find something new or just when enough time has passed. I act normal again and people can actually stand to be around me. No one else I know has ever experienced this. Someone please help, what’s wrong with me? Am I just a dumbass with a one track mind? Idk what to do, I want to be liked but I can’t help it :((

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“Not all cops are bad” you’re right. Hurley would NEVER do this

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Very dark idea:

Sell red bath bombs shaped like bottles, call them BATHory

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Yes I am and have always been cringey. yes I know it's supposed to be terminal by now. Either kill me yourself or stop complaining

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Being a teenage girl with mental health problems is really shitty because people stereotype that teens fake depression to seem cool or pretend to have adhd to be different, which made me terrified to open up about how messed up I constantly felt. Even now I still sometimes wonder if I’m just like pretending, even though I’ve been diagnosed with anxiety depression and adhd. Shit sucks bro :(

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it's so stupid, adhd is a dozen vaguely related neuroses in a trench coat, including such popular hits as

Can't Fucking Sleep Disorder

Can't Fucking Wake Up Disorder

What Is A Focus

Oops I Did It* Again (*Spent Thirteen Hours On Youtube And Forgot To Eat Or Drink)

The World Is Too Noise Today

All My Friends Hate Me (I Deduced This From A Three Word Text)

I Forgot About [thing] Literally As Soon As I Turned Around

...and they decided to call it Trouble Sitting Still Disorder?????

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Amira x Vera is the best monster prom ship and I will DIE on this hill

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Imagine being 11 again reading sabrina & archie comics and someone tells you about all the demonic and sexual imagery the shows are gonna have a few years down the line

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Forget about “who’s your smash main”, who’s your clue main bitch?

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Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die