holyhadesimweird

[holyhadesimweird]

just wanted to let you guys know that school's been a little hectic since it's exam season, but i do plan on finishing requests and writing more fics when the business subsides!! i didn't forget about you guys!!!

[holyhadesimweird]

OK HEAR ME OUT

Wife!Reader and yoruichi are like besties they're talking they haven't seen each other and stuff

and kisuke being kisuke...he's jealous but hes like: me? Jealous? no waaaay! what are you sayiiiing (he totally is)

And just yoruichi teasing him over it

I dont know u think it will be funny (its 1am help)

i just posted it! i hope you enjoy it cause i loved this request when i saw it 😭

[holyhadesimweird]

stop flirting with my wife

masterlist

pairing : kisuke urahara x wife!reader & platonic!yoruichi shihouin x reader

summary : kisuke gets jealous of yoruichi play flirting with his wife~

word count : 0.6k

requested by : @laweona150

request/prompt : "OK HEAR ME OUT, Wife!Reader and yoruichi are like besties they're talking they haven't seen each other and stuff and kisuke being kisuke...he's jealous but hes like: me? Jealous? no waaaay! what are you sayiiiing (he totally is) And just yoruichi teasing him over it I dont know u think it will be funny (its 1am help)"

warnings : she's a short one

notes : i hope you like this! i laughed when i read the request and i loved it. i hope you enjoy

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"(Y/N)!!!!" he heard yoruichi yell.

“YORUICHI!!!” kisuke heard his wife yell.

wondering what the two women were yelling about, kisuke made his way down the stairs and into the shop. he saw his wife behind the counter and luckily there were no customers to watch this commotion. his lovely wife was leaning over the counter, waving her hands at his long time friend who was sauntering over to her.

"mrs. urahara! i've missed you so much! you look so lovely in that dress of yours~" yoruichi said teasingly. or maybe she was flirting with you. kisuke knew she loved doing that to get under his skin.

"why thank you miss shihouin, you look as lovely as ever." you replied, an adorable grin on your face. he wished you were looking at him with that smile.

"now tell me, how have you been since i last saw you?" yoruichi asked, leaning against the counter to get closer to you.

"i've been good. y'know, putting up with the kids coming in and out of this place as kisuke helps them. and we've got jinta and ururu and tessai. there's never a boring day here at the urahara shop. but you know that!" you laugh.

"you still cooking those lovely meals? i'm craving some (y/n)." yoruichi was definitely flirting.

kisuke decided this was now the time to get between you two.

"yoruichi! stop flirting with my wife." kisuke said as he opened up his fan and hid his face with it.

"but kisuke~ there aren't any customers, you're just jealous~" yoruichi teased her friend.

"why would i be jealous of you?" kisuke asked, fanning himself.

"because i'm making your wife blush and you're not." she continued.

"i have other ways to make her blush."

"i have other ways to make her blush too~"

the distinct sound of the bell that was attached to door sounded, cutting them off.

"ah! hear that? we have a lucky customer!" kisuke said, looking over at the door only to see ichigo standing in the doorway.

"yoruichi! i have a question for you." the young man said, prompting his friend to walk over to him to talk.

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"you were jealous weren't you?" kisuke heard you ask, but it did not register.

you were getting ready for bed, looking into the mirror in the bathroom as you did... something to your face, kisuke wasn't quite sure. he was just admiring.

"hmm?" he hummed, hoping you would repeat.

"i asked if you were jealous earlier." you repeated, turning the light off and walking towards your husband.

you stood in front of where he was lying down, looking down at him with your hands on your hips, and a smile gracing your lips.

"what? me? of course not!" he laughed, waving his hand at you.

"i'm sure you weren't, is that why you were trying to shoo yoruichi away earlier?" you asked, a teasing tone in your voice.

"i wasn't trying to shoo her away! she was distracting you!" he tried to justify.

"oh yeah? from what? the zero customers we had in the store, even after ichigo came in looking for her?"

"what? no of course not. there's always work to be done. of course i wasn't jealous. why would i be jealous?" kisuke tried to argue, but it wasn't working.

"you're just a jealous old man~ my little old jealous shopkeeper of a husband~" you were teasing him now.

he took this opportunity to grab your hips and pull you into the bed, causing you to let out a squeal and laugh.

"i'll show you jealous!"

[holyhadesimweird]

adapting

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pairing : kisuke urahara x fem!reader

summary : after being banished to the human world, kisuke knew he would need adjusting. luckily for him, you help him assimilate. but you are human and kisuke knows how short human lives are.

word count : 2.4k

requested by : @apocalypsesushi-chan

request/prompt : "Kisuke and his hobbies, lifestyle since he practically assimilated to the World of the Living. I often wondered how he managed to discover more of human technology, the candy stores, since he has a sweet tooth and falls for someone in that world despite the lifespan difference."

warnings : things are not accurate because i actually know very little about kisuke's banishment, unrealistic 1900s because that's most likely when kisuke was exiled, non-accurate woman from the 1900s. many pov changes. also i cannot write long and intricate pieces so i'm so sorry.

notes : my boyfriend kind of looks like kisuke and i am madly in love with both of these blond idiots. also i am extremely bad at writing angst because i only want the best for everyone so i hope the happy ending is okay. i hope you enjoy this.

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~early 1900s

walking home from a friend's house, you couldn't help but be nervous about how late it was. it was very late for a woman to be out and walking by yourself.

continuing towards your home in karakura town, you couldn't help but sigh. you were in your mid twenties, and your friends are married and having children while you were still single. it was embarrassing for your family and it was starting to become a touchy subject when with friends.

"excuse me miss?" you heard a man ask, grabbing your attention.

turning towards the voice, you saw a tall man in a black cloak with strange blond hair. he seemed confused, not aware of his surroundings. you figure he's drunk and make note to not do anything that would set him off.

"yes sir? how may i help you?" you ask quietly to not cause trouble.

"i need help. i was... left behind by my friends and i have no where to go." he explained, a look of embarrassment on his face as he rubbed the back of his neck. he didn't sound drunk which was a good start.

"do you know where your friends are staying?"

"...they left me for good. i'm all alone and i have no place to stay." he said.

"...i ...i might have room in my living room for you." you said, feeling bad for the man. "follow me, i was just on my way home."

gesturing at him to follow you, you continued on your way home.

"my name is (y/n) (l/n). what's yours?" you asked, looking up at the man who walked beside you.

"it's kisuke urahara. it's a pleasure to meet someone so nice and so beautiful." he said, a light blush spreading across your face at the compliment.

"oh i'm not beautiful, but thank you mr. urahara." you replied bashfully.

"i do think that in all my years, i've never met someone as beautiful as you. but whatever you think, doll."

not knowing what else to say, neither of you talked until you reached the door that would lead to your apartment.

"i don't have much space in my house for you. i can sleep on the couch if you'd like?" you offered as you unlocked the front door, turning on the lamp that sat in the entrance.

"i'd hate to take a woman's bed from her. i'll sleep on the couch, don't you worry about me. you're being such a doll anyways, i can't take advantage of you." kisuke said.

"well mr. urahara, welcome to your new home." you said, offering a smile.

all he could do was admire this angel that took him in and smile back.

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weeks later, kisuke found himself staring at the sweet in front of him in wonder.

"what is this?!" kisuke exclaimed, looking at you from across the table as he put the lollipop back in his mouth.

you had offered him a sweet called a lollipop, and he adored it. the sweetness reminded him of your smile.

you were introducing him to so many new, human things. it was amazing. he wished he could document all of this.

"i also bought you a notebook. i figured you may want to write things down in a journal and you've been here for so long now that i felt bad you didn't have anything to write in."

amazing, what perfect timing. he thought to himself.

"this is amazing. you're such a doll. what would i do without you?" he asked rhetorically.

"well, for one, you'd be on the streets." you teased.

"now now, be nice to this old scientis-" he cut himself off, your expression changed to one of confusion and he wanted to kick himself for slipping up.

"scientist?" you questioned. "you're a scientist? that's amazing! kisuke why didn't you tell me this?!" you continued, excitement in your voice.

"it didn't come up?" he offered the explanation with a sheepish look on his face.

"you can talk to me about anything, you do know that?" you asked, reaching a hand out to him. "i'd love to hear about your work."

"...i know. i will eventually. don't worry about me, doll." he said, trying to ease your worries.

"...alright then kisuke." you gave in. "now, i love sweets and i think you do too. would you be interested in opening a sweets shop with me?"

"i would love to, my dear."

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"...what do you mean she can't be helped?" kisuke questioned.

"i mean, mr. urahara, that your wife cannot be helped. she is far too sick and cannot be cured." the doctor said. kisuke didn't correct the doctor when he called you his wife, too upset by what the man was saying.

"but there has to be something. we are both men of science, there has to be a way. something to help her." kisuke pleaded.

"i'm sorry, son. get her comfortable. spend time with her. she'll be gone before you know it." the doctor turned and left your apartment.

it was now 4 years since kisuke had been thrown into this world, stripped of his spiritual abilities and alone. it had been 4 years since he started living here.

it had been 3 years since you helped him officially exist in the human world so he could work and do whatever he wanted.

it had been 2 years since he was able to get a job and was saving up to open up that sweets shop with you.

it had been about one month since you got sick.

and now, it had been minutes since the doctor told him you wouldn't live past this disease.

kisuke always knew in the back of his mind, that you would age and he wouldn't. that one day, you'd have lived a long life and would go to the soul society after passing. he knew how short human lives were, but he didn't expect his time with you to be so short.

he didn't know what to do now that the doctor had confirmed the worst.

you were going to die and kisuke couldn't stop it.

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one month later, kisuke stood in front of the gravestone that had your name carved into it. he couldn't believe you were gone.

"open up the shop, please. maybe it could be a variety store, you can display your trinkets and the sweets and a variety of other items." you suggested. "do it for me. i need to be a little selfish before i die. you have to open that store kisuke. you never know what it could lead to. maybe you could be a scientist again."

he liked the idea.

taking your hand in his, he admired the band he placed on your ring finger 3 weeks ago. you two had never discussed your feelings, too content to bother and now you were out of time. but he wanted the rest of your life, however long it may be, to be filled with happiness and not sorrow. though there wasn't an official wedding, you two considered each other husband and wife. you were happy.

"anything for you mrs. (y/n) urhara." he said before placing a kiss on your hand, just above the ring on your finger.

"i love you too, kisuke urahara."

looking down at the ring on his finger, he decided he would honour your wish and open up the store.

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30 years had gone by since your passing and kisuke had long since opened up the shop you two talked about and even got back into contact with tessai and yoruichi.

it had taken him a while, but he no longer felt pain when thinking of you.

he did a lot of things for you since your passing. he opened up the shop, he was experimenting and creating things, he was living in the human world semi normally and it was all thanks to you. he was interested in human technology and couldn't thank you enough for the impact you left in his life. he was playful again, knowing that that's what you would want. though your time together was short, you'd shown him a lot of things and how to fend for himself in the human world. he hoped that if you were in the soul society, you were happy.

his only regret was not telling you the truth about himself. when he felt he was ready to talk to you about his life as a soul, you had gotten sick and he didn't want to burden you.

running his hand along the seem in the front of his haori, kisuke felt the familiar weight of the ring he sewed into his haori, near his heart. not wanting people to ask about it due to the small bit of sadness that still crept its way into his heart sometimes, he hid it away. but it was always there to comfort him, it was there with the weight of a smaller band, belonging to you.

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"what did you just say?" the woman in front of ichigo asked.

ichigo recognized this woman, kisuke had very old photos of her in his shop, hidden away in his private quarters away from customers. ichigo never asked, but he had assumed this woman meant something to kisuke for him to have her photo displayed.

"i said, 'my master is kisuke urahara.'." ichigo repeated, his hands on his zapankuto, waiting for you and ikkaku to strike him.

ichigo watched as the expression on your face softened and you lowered your zanpakuto before looking at your squad member.

"i'm not fighting this ryoka, ikkaku." you said, surprising both ichigo and ikkaku. "he knows something i need to know. i can't have him dying."

"then i'll fight you as well (y/n), you know that." ikkaku said.

"bring it." you challenged. turning to ichigo all you could say was, "after we save your friend, bring me home. bring me to him."

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"you know ichigo, i've been in the human world before. when i was a student, training to become a soul reaper. when i crossed the threshold, i had a vision, a memory of my human life, come into my mind. it was a man, tall and blond, he was playful and fun. all i heard was the name 'kisuke urahara' before the memory ended." you recounted to the teen who was with his group of friends, ready to go home. "souls remember very little, or nothing, of their human life. i remembered him and when i heard you say his name, i knew i had to help you. please bring me to him."

"you've got it." ichigo said as all of you stepped through the threshold. "it's the least we can do for all you did to help."

the next few moments were a blur as you ran with everyone to the official gate. the world finally was stabilizing itself after landing on what appeared to be a flying carpet.

"my, my. welcome back everyone." you heard.

looking up, you saw the same tall blond man in your memories, but his back was turned away from you.

"urahara, but how?" ichigo questioned.

"it's good to see you again, young ichigo." the man said, turning slightly to look at the teen over his shoulder, his fan covering part of his face.

in doing so, he saw you.

losing all train of thought, kisuke's eyes widened and he turned to fully look at you, dropping his fan. he wondered if he was hallucinating. you were just as beautiful as the day he lost you. but now you wore shinigami clothing.

his lips parted and he wondered what he should say. it had been around 90 years since you passed as a human. he wondered how much you remembered of your human life. if you remembered him.

not being able to make out the words being said to him and around him by the others, kisuke asked tessai to take everyone home and told everyone he would talk to them later. he stood and offered his hand to you, hoping to take you somewhere private.

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once you were outside of the shop, the two of you began talking.

"you did it." you whispered, staring at the building in front of you.

"of course i did it." he replied, placing a hand on the small of your back. "you asked me to do it and i wasn't going to go against the request of my wife."

looking up at him, he saw your eyes filling with tears.

"i don't remember much. i remember very little of our time together when i was human. but i had a memory come back to me and i only remember you promising me something and saying i love you. i remember the feeling that i felt in hearing those words. i was elated... but i was also sad and i knew that something wrong was happening for me to be sad." reaching up to place a hand on his jaw, cradling his face with your hand, you continued. "i was sick wasn't i? i died too early."

taking a deep breath, he pulled you into his chest and hugged you. "you were sick. and you did die too early. but you showed me how to live in the human world without even knowing what i was. you helped me live and now i do so much more than what i imagined i would do in the human world."

"now, show me this shop of yours kisuke urahara. i want to see what you've created from my idea."

letting out a laugh, he took your left hand in his, and tried to fish something out of his haori but stopped when he realized he couldn't. "...i might've sewn our rings into my haori. ...i'm gonna have to remove them."

laughing at him you pulled on his hand and entered the shop he built for you.

[holyhadesimweird]

obi-wan kenobi

realization

soulmates

[holyhadesimweird]

shoto todoroki

blurb

[holyhadesimweird]

a new life

masterlist

pairing : werewolf!kenpachi zaraki x fem!reader

summary : kenpachi finally meets his mate. this is going to be fun.

requested by : @toxictaicho

request/prompt : "Werewolf Kenpachi (human form)"

warnings : none, unless you count swearing

notes: i am FERAL for this man. i actually had no idea how to write for werewolves even though i LOVE reading about them 😭. i hope you enjoy this one :)

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as you walk along the path in the forest back to your cabin, you couldn't help but admire the moon. it was full, and bright. the moon was beautiful, an amazing silver colour that illuminated your short walk home.

hearing a branch snap, you whipped your head towards the sound, trying to see what could have produced it. as you tried to see what could've broken the branch, you heard the bushes rustling to your other side. you could feel your heart beginning to pound and were starting to feel uneasy. deciding to walk faster towards your home, you tried to focus on the path and nothing else.

that proved to be difficult when an alarmingly large wolf blocked your path.

it started to growl and bared its teeth which made you gasp and turn away from it. another wolf appear in front of you and you realized you were most likely surrounded with no escape from these wolves. not knowing what else to do, you shook your purse from your shoulder and held the strap in your hands, taking a defensive position to try and hit one of them if they came near you.

you started to walk backwards to try and somehow convince these wolves to let you go free. you continued to walk backwards until you bumped into a wall.

a wall that seemed to be breathing.

turning around, you came face to face with an alarmingly tall man with long wild black hair. opening your mouth to let out a scream of surprise and fear, the man covered your mouth with his hand and used his other arm to smash you against his chest to encourage you to continue walking with him without having to see the giants beasts that most likely wanted to kill you.

“you can back off now boys, she’s not one of them.” the man said, his voice deep and very nice.

turning, you watched as the wolves, all except for one, started to disappear into the woods surrounding this area. it wasn’t until the other wolves left that the remaining wolf sat and then… transformed? shifted? you honestly weren’t sure that the word was, but you watched with wide eyes as the wolf became a human with the sounds of cracking and crunching bones.

and then the world went black.

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you were lying down in what felt like your bed, but not wanting to open your eyes after that awful dream last, you stayed there for a moment.

"why the fuck did you think that shifting in front of her was a good idea ikkaku?!" you heard someone exclaim, causing your eyes to fly open.

"i don't know! i thought it was fine since you had already shifted!" you heard another voice exclaim.

you looked around to see that you were in fact in your bed, but the voices meant that people were in your house.

"oh hey! you're awake!" you heard a young girl exclaim. turning towards her, you saw a head of bright pink hair and black robes covering her.

this gained the attention of the men outside of the room, and your door swung open. the same man from last night with wild black hair stood in the doorway, blocking your view of anything happening behind him.

"yachiru, ikkaku, leave." the man ordered, prompting them to leave your room and the doorway, closing the door behind them. the man now leaned against the door, arms crossed, caging you in your own room.

you sat in your bed, staring up at the man who stared back at you.

"who are you people?" you asked, prompting him to let out a barking laugh.

"it's complicated, woman." was all he said.

"well i want to know, so start explaining or i'm going to start screaming." you threatened.

"...fine." he agreed, rolling his eyes. "we're werewolves."

"okay... i believe that considering i saw a wolf turn into a man last night." you said.

"ikkaku wasn't supposed to do that." he sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"why are you in my home? why were you and the others circling me last night?"

"we're here because our leader, our captain, instructed us to hunt down a certain pack who is being a pain in our ass. we got a whiff of you and thought you were with them." he explained.

"and why didn't you kill me if you thought i was with them?" you asked.

"well, i think your smell is because you interacted with a couple of them. but we didn't kill you because you're my mate." he said, as if that explained everything.

"...your what?"

"at it's very basic form? it's a soulmate. but in our world it's a little more complicated and it means you have to come with us now."

"but i can't! i have a life here!" you exclaimed.

"it doesn't matter, now that the bond has snapped into place for me, any enemies i have will know that you're mine. they will hunt you down when they get the chance and they will kill you if they can." he held eye contact as he spoke bluntly. "look, it's not ideal. i know that. but fate has different plans for you and we need to get you back to the pack and in front of the commander to see what he can do about your... smell."

his words made your face drop in disbelief.

"you just said i stink. what the fuck." you said angrily.

"...that's what you're concerned about in this entire situation?" he questioned.

"well if there's nothing i can do about large wolves wanting to kill me, i can at least be concerned that i stink!" you exclaimed.

"woman, it's a different kind of sense to us wolves. it just means that everyone knows you're someone's mate and to not mess around with you. or to mess around with you if they recognize the scent, which they should."

"you want people to come after me?" you were in disbelief, this man was crazy.

he barked out a laugh. "i'd like to see them try! now that you're here, things are going to get fun. anyone who tries to touch you will wind up dead before they can even reach you. they'd be stupid to go after you."

his devotion was attractive. for a woman he met less than 24 hours ago, he seemed to be fiercely protective of you.

"...fine. i'll go with you." you agreed.

"yes! our captain has a mate!~" you heard who could only assume was ikkaku exclaim outside the door.

"ikkaku! yachiru! fuck off!" you heard scrambling from behind the door, prompting you to laugh.

"kenpachi zaraki, i'm the captain of the 11th division in our pack." he introduced himself, extending his hand to you.

"i'm (y/n)... and i guess i'm the 11th captain's mate." you took his hand and squeezed instead of shaking it.

your words caused a wolfish grin to form on his lips and he gave a chuckle.

"this is going to be fun."

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multiple

kuroo, ushijima, tsukishima, and suna with a soccer player s/o

kuroo, suga, osamu and atsumu with a girlfriend who is first chair their school’s orchestra

nishinoya, bokuto & terushima getting caught taking a photo of their crush

kuroo, osamu, and akaashi with an s/o who comes to one of their games

atsumu miya

blurb

tobio kageyama

competition

imagine #1

tadashi yamaguchi

imagine #1

toru oikawa

imagine #1

kei tsukishima

imagine #1

hajime iwaizumi

imagine #1

kenji futakuchi

imagine #1

wakatoshi ushijima

imagine #1

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rin matsuoka

rin with an s/o with bipolar disorder

rin with a figure skater s/o

rin falling in love with someone who's secretly clumsy and awkward

rin with a ballet dancer s/o

rin going grocery shopping with his s/o

natsuya kirishima

relationship headcannon

[holyhadesimweird]

lucifer

blurb

[holyhadesimweird]

shinigami bebop

masterlist

pairing : shinji hirako x fem!reader

summary : shinji's favourite jazz bar is packed tonight and he has no choice but to sit next to you, the owner's sister. shinji hopes to see you again after tonight.

word count : 1.0k

requested by : @veeepawoon

request/prompt : Maybe something with Shinji?🙏For example him listening to some music/going into a jazz club and meeting the reader?

note : thank you for the request!! i've been wanting to write for shinji but haven't been able to find a concrete idea i wanted to write for until i saw this. also i kinda ignore shinigami stuff in this fic. not necessarily that it doesn't exist in this universe, but it isn't focused on.

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the sun was starting to set as shinji made his way into town. in about an hour, the jazz bar he started frequenting about a year ago would be starting it's nightly jazz set.

unfortunately for him and fortunately for his good friend, the bar owner, it had gained popularity recently after a celebrity had visited it about a month ago.

shinji wished it would go back to being his secret place once the popularity died down. but his wishes wouldn't be answered tonight as it looked to be the busiest it's ever been. there was a line out the door and what seemed to be security at the entrance. shinji assumed it wouldn't be a permanent arrangement and went into the queue.

when he got to the door and met with security, he handed them his id and waited for approval before entering. once inside he could see the stage and the band that was preparing for the performance that would start soon. making his way to the bar to order a drink, he saw the face of the owner, a woman who called herself 'honey', light up at the sight of him. laughing excitedly and running over, honey ran out from behind the bar and engulfed shinji in a hug.

"shinji! how are you?! it's so busy, isn't this amazing?!" she exclaimed.

"it is amazin', congratulations! i hope for your sake it stays busy." he told her. "but where am i supposed to sit?"

"oh my god! i don't have enough seats for everyone here." honey gasped. "oh but my sister is by herself tonight, do you mind sharing a seat with her? she's real sweet and she has the best seat in the building."

"if your sister doesn't mind, i'd love to sit with her. i want to listen to my favourite band. comfortably, and not standing the entire time." he replied.

"let me go ask her, i'll be right back." the woman told him. "asuke! get this man whatever he drink he wants, it's on the house!" honey yelled at the bar before walking away.

a few minutes later, shinji was sipping on a light lager when he saw honey walking towards him, her hand holding another person's hand as she lead them towards shinji.

the woman honey was with, was beautiful. her hair was pulled back into an elegant messy bun, the dress she wore hugged her curves perfectly, and the shy smile she wore on her lips was stunning. shinji was hypnotized.

"shinji, i'd like you to meet my sister, (y/n). (y/n), i'd like you to meet shinji." honey introduced the two of you.

taking the hand you extended into his, your expression turned to one of shock when he bent over to kiss your hand instead of shaking it.

"it's a pleasure to meet you (y/n). i hope you don't mind me intruding on the best seat in the building." shinji said, straightening out.

"of course not, anything for a friend of honey's." you replied, a light smile on your lips.

"well you two, i think the show's going to start in a minute, get back to your seats, i'll get someone to check in on you soon." honey said, walking back towards to bar.

"well, lead the way beautiful." shinji encouraged, taking your hand again. he was pretty sure his words and the hand holding were causing you to blush and you turned to lead him away before he could see if he was right.

he was being a lot bolder today than he normally would and was hoping it was paying off.

you lead him upstairs and into a private area just above everyone else that gave a perfect view of the band. just as you two sat down, the band started their set.

two songs into their set, a waitress came upstairs and took your orders. after you handed the waitress the drink menu you were looking at, you went to take a peak at shinji who was already looking at you. when he saw you look at him, his lips pulled back into a wide grin causing you to raise an eyebrow at him and tilt your head to the side, questioning him silently.

"i saw your nose crinkle when i said i wanted a dark lager for my second drink. you don't like dark lagers?" shinji questioned, teasing you.

"i do not like dark lagers, they're disgusting, they're so gross." you said, sticking out your tongue in disgust. this caused shinji to laugh at you.

you two continued talking quietly throughout the band's performance and continued talking when the next band came on. there were moments of silent between each other when you'd enjoy the music. you closed your eyes and focused on the music and when you opened your eyes, you saw shinji staring at you with a smile on his face. eventually, you wanted to head home and shinji offered to walk you home with the approval of your sister.

you two enjoyed walking and talking, your hands joined together as you swayed your arms. once you made it back to your place, you asked shinji to stay in the entrance while you searched for something. he wasn't quite sure what you needed to search for while he was here, but he took the opportunity try and look around at what he could see of your apartment.

"aha!" he heard you cheer, making him turn to try and see you again.

eventually you stepped back into view with a smile on your lips and a pen in your hand. making your way to him, you leaned up to give him a kiss on the cheek before saying that you needed to head to bed and that you hoped he had a good time tonight. shinji understood that it was a request for him to head out, and he replied that he hoped you enjoyed your night as well.

starting his walk back home, shinji stuffs his hands in his pockets and feels the distinct feeling of a piece of paper he hadn't placed there and pulls it out to observe it.

"call me ~(y/n)" the note read, with a phone number below your name.

shinji wondered how early was too early to call you as he recalled the evening you two had, the kiss you placed on his cheek and stared at the piece of paper in his hand.

[holyhadesimweird]

hey guys! please send prompts and requests for some of the bleach men i'm in love with.

send something for kenpachi, ichigo, kisuke, shinji, renji and maybe some grimmjow, i just met the man. i'm so in love with these men it's literally unreal.

ESPECIALLY KENPACHI, WHO I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH?!

[holyhadesimweird]

period troubles

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pairing : kenpachi zaraki x fem!reader

summary : kenpachi helps his wife with her period.

word count : 0.59k

warnings : reader has her period and i don't know how spiritual pressure works so vibe with me

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kenpachi wakes to the sound of sheets rustling and the sunlight warming his frame. he extends an arm to reach at the frame that is resting next to him and pulls her close to him. his large frame envelopes yours as you two now spoon.

as he lays there for a moment, he enjoys the feeling of having you so close to him.

noticing that you two could move closer to the middle of the bed, kenpachi keeps an arm around you and places his other hand down in front of you on the mattress to push you two backwards.

it’s not until after he moves you that he realizes his hand is slightly damp. he lifts his head and peaks at his hand to find red on his fingers. he then looks down at where you were lying seconds ago and sees the spot of blood on the bedsheets.

not wanting to wake you just yet, he frees his arm from you and stands up make his way to the bathroom that is in your shared bedroom in order to go wash his hands. once done, he makes his way to your wardrobe to find a replacement pair of underwear and pyjamas. he places them on the bathroom counter and goes to find a new set of bedsheets as well. he places the bedsheets on his nightstand and decides he should wake you now.

sliding back into the bed, he uses his fingers to gently brush against your face. this causes your eyes to flutter open and he leans in to place a kiss on your forehead.

"i didn't want to wake you so early, but i believe you've started your cycle, woman." he says as he pulls away from you.

he sees your eyebrows furrow in confusion and then you spot the stain on the bedsheets. he then sees your face drop and your lips frown.

"i'm sorry, ken. i didn't mean-" you start apologizing.

"woman, don't apologize, you can't control it. i have no reason to be upset with you." he says, wanting to comfort you. "i put a new pair of underwear and pyjamas on the bathroom counter so go take a shower to clean up and get refreshed. i'll change the bedsheets and join you when i'm done."

he watches as your lips turn into a pout and he thinks he did something wrong until you practically jump onto him, wrapping your arms around his shoulders and kiss him.

"thank you ken. i love you." you say, pulling away.

"i love you too, now get in the shower so i can join you." he orders, making you laugh.

"yes sir, captain zaraki!" you say, jokingly saluting before making your way to the bathroom.

kenpachi never thought he'd be in this position. changing the bedsheets for his wife so he could join her in the shower.

yachiru used to be the only thing closest to him that he considered family for a very long time. kenpachi had known you for quite a while and sought you out after his battle with ichigo when he needed healing. and that day, for the first time, he felt your immense spiritual pressure. normally, you concealed it and used it to heal instead of fighting, but due to the stress ichigo and his friends were causing while trying to save rukia, you weren't able to concentrate on concealing your rieatsu. kenpachi was quite surprised that you had this sort of pressure without him being able to sense it earlier. after that, he was extremely curious and soon after aizen's betrayal, you and kenpachi got together.

now both you and yachiru were his family.

maybe guys like him can have a happy ending.

[holyhadesimweird]

as you wish

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pairing : knight!ichigo kurosaki x princess!reader

summary : ichigo has no choice but to take you away. after all, it is his duty to protect you, no matter the cost. and now, ichigo has to make sure the love of his life is not found.

word count : 1.2k

warnings : swearing, abusive family, me not knowing how to cook in medieval times

note : this isn't gonna be completely accurate to medieval times, but just go with the flow okay?

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saying a goodbye to renji, ichigo continued leaning against the doorframe to watch you. you had taken a blanket and a book, and set up a little area for you to read while he talked with renji inside.

this was no ordinary situation you found yourselves in. you were a princess, and he was your knight. however, those titles were a thing of the past.

about half a year ago, you'd had to escape from your life as royalty. your father was not a good man. he was abusive and was going to force you to marry an old duke in the name of 'forming an alliance'. when your father announced his intentions of marrying you off, you had immediately begged him to reconsider. he would hear none of it and afterwards, you bore a black eye in consequence.

before that instance, you thought you had been doing an excellent job at keeping your father's violence towards you a secret from ichigo. but, he was your knight and of course had known for a long time, however, both your lives were threatened by your father in order to keep him in line and to keep him silent.

when ichigo had realized there was no changing your father's mind and that this would only be the continuation of an awful life for you, he planned for you both to run away.

the night ichigo snuck you out of the castle was also the same night he confessed his feelings for you. he hated the thought of what your father was trying to force you into and couldn't bear the thought of you married to someone else. but he knew that no matter your feelings towards him, he would help you escape if that's what you wanted.

to his surprise, when he was done confessing, you'd practically thrown yourself into his arms and kissed him with all your might.

that same night with the help of some of your handmaidens, you and ichigo ran away. it took a week of almost non-stop travel for you to reach the village that ichigo was born and raised in.

karakura village was the perfect place to hide you in. ichigo had his friends and family here. no one here liked your father as ruler and would most rather spit in his face, and any of his officials, than talk to anyone about you, even if they knew your real identity.

the first month was hard on you. it wasn't easy running away from your home and to change lifestyles. but, you adjusted well and ichigo could tell you were happier here than in the castle.

"you're staring." ichigo heard you say. snapping out of his thoughts, he focused on you again. you had stood up, blanket and book in arm, and were now making your way towards him.

“how could i not when i have the most beautiful woman in front of me?” he questioned, a smile forming on his lips.

“how was renji?” you asked, now in front of him.

“he’s good, him and rukia are doing well as well. he wanted to tell me that rumour has it, we’ve died.” he informed you.

“my father thinks we’re dead?” you looked at him with something in your eyes, hope maybe?

“it would seem so. but it wouldn’t hurt to keep being on the lookout for anything that could put you in danger.” he replied, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. "i've asked if some of the men could keep an eye on the newcomers for anything suspicious."

“us in danger ichigo.” you said, a serious look on your face. "you know i don't like it when you try to exclude yourself from my future. you're not going to die protecting me, i won't allow it."

"well, my princess, as you wish. now, what do you say? should we go inside and make dinner? i know you're hungry."

"shut up you idiot. you're the one who's hungry."

“…why would you ever think that?”

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“you really think this is a good idea?” renji asked ichigo. the two had returned to your cabin, where the rest of the now large group were spending time together while they were gone.

"i'm scared renji." ichigo confessed, taking a deep breath. "i was her knight, the one entrusted to protect the princess and i stole her away. her father was a piece of shit and i took her away. i'm scared that one day, when we've finally stopped worrying about him, that he's going to come and take her away from me."

"they announced the princess' death was a result of consumption. i don't think they suspect anything and would come for you." renji told his friend, who was looking at a dagger in his hands.

"i know. but i can't help but fear that this beautiful life we've started for ourselves is going to disappear one day." ichigo continued. "it's why i'm going to teach her to defend herself. it'll bring me peace of mind and help her become more confident in going out into town."

"it is an honourable thing to do, you know. to keep protecting and defending her. to give her the opportunity to do most things women in other regions can't do."

"thank you renji. now let's go see what the women have been up to without us." ichigo said, opening the door to your cabin.

the cabin was filled with laughter as renji and ichigo walked in. the house smelled of freshly baked bread and delicious meats that you were currently taking out of oven.

"ichigo! renji!" orihime exclaimed. "you're just in time. we just finished making dinner."

"did you find what you wanted?" uryu asked ichigo, knowing why the two went into town today.

"he did. now, what did we miss while we were gone?" renji asked, taking away the attention from the errand.

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"you had this made for me?" you asked, looking at the dagger ichigo held in his hands.

after everyone had left for the night, you two made your way to your shared bedroom in order to prepare for bed. you'd just sat down on the bed when ichigo had told you he wanted to talk to you.

"i did." he confirmed. he was currently kneeling in front of you as you sat on the bed. "i know your father thinks we're dead and is covering it up so we most likely don't have to worry about him anymore... but to be honest with you, i'm scared. i'm scared that one day i won't be able to protect you and i need to know that you can protect yourself."

"oh ichigo..." you said softly, placing the blade down on the nightstand and taking his face in your hands. he leaned into your touch, closing his eyes. "nothing will happen to me. but i will learn how to wield this dagger for you."

"thank you my dear." ichigo said, opening his eyes to look at you again.

"now, if you don't get in this bed and cuddle me, i will throw a royal sized tantrum ichigo!" you exclaimed, making the man laugh loudly before tackling you into the bed.

[holyhadesimweird]

wild woman

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pairing : ruler!kenpachi zaraki x fem!reader

summary : much to his disagreement, after saving your village from being pillaged, you are offered up to kenpachi zaraki as his wife. after meeting you, kenpachi decides he will take you as his wife, he's never seen a woman as deliciously strong as you.

warnings : swearing, mentions of attempted rape, depictions of death

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covered in viscera, dirt and other random shit, kenpachi zaraki and his men made their way through the little village of armskirk, towards the meeting hall. armskirk was originally meant as a resting place for him and his men while they travelled back home after a long battle in another region, but their resting was interrupted when a large group of men decided to attempt to pillage the village.

kenpachi was never one to turn down the opportunity for a good fight and basked in every single minute spent fighting.

kenpachi opened the doors of the meeting hall, announcing his presence. the majority of the men in the hall stood from where they were sitting to bow to the beast of a man before taking their seats once again. the only man who did not was the chief.

"captain zaraki, we want to thank you for all that you have done today. you saved us from devastation." the chief of the village said from his chair.

"they put up a good attempt." kenpachi said.

"as a thank you, i want to offer you my daughter's hand in marriage." the chief offered.

in all his years, kenpachi had been offered many women. he'd never found an interest in settling down, and so, those offers were always declined. he was too busy fighting to care about a wife, and he knew a woman is not suited for his lifestyle

this one would not be any different.

"i do not wish to marry." was all kenpachi said, declining the offer.

"but-" the chief was interrupted by the sound of the doors slamming open and a wailing noise.

all the men in the hall turned towards the noise, and there stood a woman. she was dishevelled, her hair a mess, her dress muddy and torn, showing off strong legs that lead to bare feet.

kenpachi couldn't help but note how strong she seemed, despite being so small.

walking further into the hall, her left hand held a blade that was pressed up against a man's throat, and her right hand was tangled in the man's hair, keeping his head in place for her to keep the knife against his throat.

"(y/n)! what are you doing?!" the chief exclaimed, flabbergasted.

now next to kenpachi, the woman's eyes found his and he could see the wildness in them. he watched her pant and held eye contact, wondering if she would back down from his intimidation, and to his excitement, she did not.

how exciting.

"your men forgot one." she said, moving the knife away from the man's throat and throwing him to the ground.

"ikkaku." was all kenpachi said, keeping his eyes on the woman.

the man named ikkaku grabbed the man and took him outside.

"(y/n) get out of here this instant and clean yourself up. you are disgusting and an embarrassment to our name!" the chief yelled at the woman.

(y/n)'s expression hardened before replying to the man. "yes father." turning on her heels, she went to leave.

"woman." kenpachi said, stopping you in your tracks.

turning towards him, you kept your eyes down, a taught behaviour to avoid punishment. kenpachi used one of his large hands to gently lift your face towards his and started observing your features.

this one will do, he thought.

"you did well." kenpachi said, causing your eyes to widen. turning towards the chief, he continued, "i want this one."

"but!- she's-" the chief, your father, stuttered.

"you offered me her hand in marriage so you must want to be rid of her." kenpachi said, stepping behind you and placing a hand on your shoulder. "despite your embarrassment of her, she is strong and smart. she caught a man none of my men, or yours, had caught. if you want to get rid of her, i will take her."

"i- fine. you have my daughter's hand in marriage." the chief sighed.

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getting dressed the next morning, your mind raced. the man, kenpachi zaraki, waited outside with his men for you and some of the women to finish packing your items and for you to get ready for the journey ahead of you.

"did he really tell you that you did well?" one of the girls asked you, whispering as though he could hear through walls.

"he did." you said, looking up at the women in your room. you watched as they fanned themselves before continuing to pack.

"maybe he isn't a brute or a beast after all." one of the women said.

"i wonder how he is in bed?" another wondered, causing you to blush.

a knock at the door made all of you jump. walking up to the door and opening it, you saw the man known as yumichika.

"i don't mean to rush you all, but how much longer?" he asked.

"is this clothing good enough to ride on horseback?" you asked him, watching as he looked at your clothing.

"it will do." he answered.

"then we should be done." you said, turning towards the women in the room. "right ladies?"

"yes miss (y/n), i do believe you're all ready." one of the women said.

"perfect, then we will head out now. we have a long journey to your new home." yumichika said, gathering your two bags.

stepping outside, you were glad the sun was out today. you closed your eyes and basked in its warmth before opening your eyes and searching for the man you were now going to wed. and you found him already staring at you. his frame was severely taller than everyone else and he loomed over everyone. making your way to him, you prayed he wouldn't become cruel whenever you reached your new home.

"captain, we are ready to depart." yumichika said, strapping your bags on a horse next to kenpachi.

"very good." kenpachi said, turning and looking at the crowd of his men. "everyone prepare, we are making our way home!" he yelled, raising a fist towards the sky, causing his men to cheer.

you watched as his men scrambled around, preparing for their departure and you noted how much his men respected him and did not fear him. it was amazing.

"woman." you heard. turning to look at your betrothed, you found him with his hand extended towards you.

placing your hand in his, you yelped when he pulled you closer and placed his hands on your hips. he gave a chuckle before picking you up and placing you on the horse, making you let out another squeak. he made sure you were settled before climbing atop the horse, placing himself behind you. his chest was touching your back and you were certain your face was red. feeling him get closer to you, his breath hit your ear and you turned slightly towards him.

his lips were pulled back in a grin as he looked at you, causing you to blush harder and cover your face with your hands. you'd never been so close to a man before.

"my my, never been close to a man before?" he questioned, teasing you. "get ready woman, we have a long ride ahead of us. might as well get acquainted with one another if we're going to be man and wife in two days."

too embarrassed to say anything yet, you only nodded and listened as he gave orders to his men before starting the journey.

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"tell me, woman. how did you catch the man my men and your father's men missed?" kenpachi asked you a couple of hours into the trek.

"he... he wanted to have his way with me." you answered, looking at the road ahead, not wanting to look at him. "i knew this and used it against him. i let him rip my dress and cut it up for him to have access to me and for a single second, he had pulled away. probably to adjust... and i used that opportunity to kick him in the balls. he buckled into the dirt of the floor and dropped his knife."

kenpachi watched as you spoke. you were a very brave woman. most women wouldn't have been able to do that, thinking of how to use a man's maliciousness against him and being able to use violence.

"i grabbed his knife, pulled his head back by pulling on his hair, and pressed the knife into his throat." you continued. "i've seen how quickly a person dies when slashed in the throat and knew he would know."

he felt you starting to shift and watched as you turned towards him. he couldn't help but grin as you continued.

"so i pressed hard, hard enough to draw blood but not enough to do damage... and i walked him from my father's house, to the meeting hall where i knew you'd all be. you thought you'd caught everyone and i couldn't kill him. but i knew you and your men would take care of that for me."

he was looking at you with such an intensity it was making you blush again. you tried to look away but you saw one of his hands drop the reins before he the hand to make you look at him again.

"you will make an excellent wife for me, my wild woman." kenpachi said, capturing your lips in a kiss.

[holyhadesimweird]

pack a punch

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pairing : renji abarai x fem!reader

summary : renji is reminded not to mess with you. you may be small but you sure can pack a punch.

warnings : slight au maybe?, intoxication, me attempting to write dancing, suggestive dancing, attempted mugging

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you were having the time of your life.

music was blaring while everyone sang and danced along in a popular night club in town. watching orihime and rukia do an awful dance together, you couldn't help but laugh. looking beside you, you saw ichigo, renji and chad be awkwardly dancing.

recognizing the new song that was playing, you knew this one was good for dancing with someone. riding the line between buzzed and drunk, you had confidence you wouldn't normally have and felt like being bold.

you'd had a crush on renji for... well forever. recently you talked to orihime and rukia about it, to which they encouraged you to try and pursue him since they knew he liked you back. while you trusted your friends, you just weren't sure renji had feelings for you that were more than friendly.

wanting to test rukia and orihime's judgement, you grabbed renji's hand and pulled him a little bit away from the group.

"where are you taking me? you gonna kidnap me?~" renji asked teasingly.

"don't worry, i'll keep you close to your guardians~" you teased back.

pulling him into you, you placed his hands on your hips and wrapped your arms around his neck, closing the distance between you. you were close now, noses almost brushing and breaths mixing. holding eye contact, you smiled at him and then leaned up to get close to his ear.

"having fun tonight handsome?" you asked. renji threw his head back as he laughed then got close to your ear to reply.

"when did you get so bold?" he asked.

"since i heard through the grapevine that you might like me." you replied, flashing him another smile.

pulling back lightly, you turned around to have your back pressed against his chest. his hands twitched when your backside collided with his front. swaying to the beat you stayed like this for a minute before the song ended and switched to a new one.

stopping yourself and stepping forward a bit to give renji an opportunity to leave, you felt his hands grip you tight and pull you back slightly to continue dancing. you were having fun, and were happy that renji seemed to be enjoying himself. you could feel the way he was pressed up against you.

you both continued like this until you heard your name being called.

"(y/n) come get shots with us!" orihime yelled, waving you over.

renji moved away from you and encouraged you to go with them.

"go have fun princess, i'll be here." he said. you smiled and said okay before making your way to the girls.

on your way over your heard a distinct woop of three guys being excited. turning your head, you saw renji getting a clap on the back from both chad and ichigo.

laughing lightly, you joined up with the girls.

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"(y/n), we are not letting you walk home alone." rukia says, hands on her hips.

you could still hear the music blasting from the building that you had just exited.

"it's fine! it's only a 20 minute walk to my house, i'll be okay." you promise, waving your hand dismissively.

while you may still be riding the line between buzzed and drunk, you're sure you could still get home safely by yourself.

"why don't i walk you home?" renji volunteers.

looking up at him from next to you, you couldn't help but be slightly excited. you had fun with him earlier, and you guys didn't really talk, you just danced despite you saying that he might like you.

"but then you'd have to walk home from mine... wouldn't it be easier to just split up now than make you do all that work?" you asked him, giving him the option to back out.

"i'd rather spend an hour walking around and making sure you got home safe than worrying about your safety. now c'mon, you're gonna get cold woman." renji huffed, stuffing his hands in his pockets.

"ugh sometimes i wish i chose a house closer to you guys." you complained.

"it's okay! next year when our leases are up, we should coordinate so some of us living together." orihime said.

"that'd be nice!" you smiled at her. "okay renji, let's go!"

grabbing his arm, you started pulling him away to start your trek home.

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watching as your figures got smaller in the distance before starting their trek, rukia and orihime started giggling.

"you think they're ever gonna get together?" rukia asked.

"after what she did earlier? i bet he's itching to do something." ichigo said, chuckling.

"i think he'll confess soon! there's no way he doesn't. did you see them dancing together tonight?" orihime laughed. “it was pretty hot.”

orihime and rukia fan themselves, causing ichigo to roll his eyes.

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walking in silence for a couple of minutes, you and renji enjoyed the silence between you two.

“so, who told you that i like you?” renji asked, looking down at you and continuing to walk.

“i won’t reveal my sources, but they’re pretty trusty.” you replied, not wanting to throw the girls under the bus. looking up at him you see a smile and him shaking his head while chuckling.

“that is fair, i guess rukia and orihime can be very trust worthy.” he said, making your eyes widen.

“but- i didn’t tell you it was them!” you exclaimed in disbelief.

“well, you just confirmed it. and, we didn’t talk about it while you were busy pushing up against me while dancing. how does that make you feel?” renji asked.

“well, it makes me feel all bubbly inside.” taking a breath, you continued. “i’ve liked you for a long time now. but we’ve been so busy and haven’t had the time to see each other and i didn’t want to ruin what we had. it wasn’t until today that i decided, maybe i should shoot my shot.”

stopping to look at you, renji took your hands from the crook of his elbow and into his. he opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by the sound of someone running up behind you.

"put your hands up!" a masked figure yelled at you.

both of you did a double take, looking at each other before looking at the masked man. he held a knife in his hand and clearly had the intent of robbing you. letting out a laugh of disbelief, you closed your eyes and shook your head for a second.

"i'm not fucking around lady!" the man yelled again, getting closer to you both.

dropping renji's hands, you turned towards the masked man and before the man could react, renji watched as one of your hands formed a fist and you swung at him. your fist made contact with the man's jaw, and his knife went flying out of his hand. you grabbed the knife mid-air and stood over the man, looking down at him as you showed him his knife that was now in your possession.

"go home little boy. there are better things to do with your time than attempting to rob people." you told him, stepping back.

"don't even think about trying anything else man, she has your knife." renji warned, stepping closer to you.

watching as the man scrambled away, you let out a sigh.

"you really can pack a punch can't you? that was scary." renji said, laughing little. "i haven't seen you throw a punch in forever."

rubbing your knuckles, you kept quiet for a minute.

"it's been a while since i've thrown a punch, i was praying i wouldn't fuck it up." you chuckled. taking his hand in yours, you pulled him along to keep walking and continued talking. "now, what were we talking about?...ah yes! i like you."

"well, that's good since i like you too." he said softly.

walking in silence for a couple more minutes, you two enjoyed each other's company. you started talking about anything and everything that came to mind.

once you reached your place, you two stopped in front of your door.

"do you... maybe wanna come inside?" you asked.

"i would love to." renji answered, letting you unlock the door.

stepping inside, renji closed the door and sent a quick message to ichigo before pulling you into him and kissing you. he let his hands get tangled in your hair as you brought your hands up to his face, kissing him back.

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"guys? i think the two love birds got together, i just got a text from renji saying 'will be home tomorrow'." ichigo said to the others who had stopped at a store for some snacks.

"YES!" orihime exclaimed, making the few customers in the store turn and look at her.

"so, when's the wedding?" rukia laughed.

[holyhadesimweird]

stay put

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pairing : kenpachi zaraki x pregnant!reader

summary : kenpachi can't get his pregnant wife to stay still. and of course you go into labour when he's in a meeting... and of course he gets lost on his way to you.

word count : 1.2k

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everyone was watching as squad 11's captain was making his way somewhere with intense purpose. they could see yachiru on his shoulder talking to him about something. and although they were curious, everyone knew not to mess with the captain, and so, they turned and continued what they were doing.

"i think she's with rangiku!" yachiru told kenpachi.

making his way to the squad 10 barracks, kenpachi couldn't help but let out a sigh. why wouldn't you listen to him?

hearing your faint laughter, he continued on his way.

"i swear to god my feet are killing me, but i wanna move~" he heard you whine.

"you do know that you're gonna pop soon right and that you should be resting?" he heard rangiku tell you.

"i know, but it's so lonely and boring in our home that i want people to talk to." you told her, sighing.

opening the door, kenpachi saw you sitting with rangiku. you both were holding tea cups in your hands and had some snacks in front of you.

"woman, i thought i told you to stay put." he said, announcing his presence.

"oh hi babe! i'm sorry, i couldn't help it." you chuckled. "can you help me up?"

wordlessly, he approached you and helped you get up from where you were sitting. this late into your pregnancy, it was hard for you to do a lot by yourself.

"rangiku, can we meet up tomorrow too? i promise that walking here and back is the only exercise i'll be doing... other than walking to the bathroom every two minutes." you asked looking up at your husband.

rangiku couldn't help but observe you both. your dynamic. it was cute. something she would never say in front of the captain, but in front of others... maybe.

"i will carry you here or find a wheelchair for you to use. i told you, i don't want you walking." kenpachi said, causing you to start pouting.

"ugh fine!" you said waving your hand and waddling out the door.

"i'll see you tomorrow rangiku!" you said.

rangiku watched as kenpachi started following you. for a brief moment, he turned towards her and nodded a thanks before continuing after you.

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a few days later, ikkaku and yumichika couldn't take their eyes away from the scene in front of them.

"what is the captain doing?" ikkaku whispered to yumichika.

"i think he's... just following her?" yumichika answered.

"i see that, but she's pacing. do you think it's time?" ikkaku questioned.

"there's no way it's time, she's a month away." yumichika answered.

continuing to watch you both, the men watched as you paced and talked, your husband following behind you despite your pacing.

"woman, you need to stay still." kenpachi warned you. realizing you had no intentions of stopping your pacing, he deciding to stop and sit on the floor near you.

"but i'm trapped in there! i need people to talk to. i have energy and nowhere to put it." you replied, stopping and looking down at your husband.

he found the sight in front of him amusing. you, with your swollen belly, hands on your hips and a very serious look on your face as you looked down at him, rather than up. he still thought that you looked beautiful like this.

taking your hands from your hips and into his, he watched as your eyes softened.

"i'm only worried for the little one." he told you. "it's almost time and i worry about you both."

"...i know. i'm sorry. you can take me back home." you said.

"i'll see if we can take a room that is closer to people. we should be closer to doctors for when the time comes." kenpachi tells you, standing up.

"that would be nice." you agreed, holding hands with your husband as he kept pace with your waddling.

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two weeks later, some of the lieutenants were gathered for a meeting when all of a sudden they could feel an intense spiritual pressure beginning to increase. it was alarmingly strong and was starting to affect everyone in the room.

letting out a groan, rangiku opened the door to pear into the hallway when she saw kenpachi walking down the hall in her direction. feeling the pressure continuing to increase, she couldn't help but grind her teeth and turn towards the others.

"it's captain zaraki. something's wrong, he looks upset." rangiku ground out.

"did something happen to (y/n)?" momo questioned through the pressure.

stopping in the doorway, kenpachi looked at the lieutenants.

"i'm lost." he said through his teeth.

the lieutenants couldn't help but stare at him.

"i need someone to help me to the doctors' rooms." he continued, getting impatient.

"i can, if you stop your reiatsu." rangiku panted. a few seconds felt like hours before kenpachi stopped his reiatsu.

walking quickly in silence, rangiku wondered if you went into labour. kenpachi was lost and was seriously upset which most likely meant that something had happened with you. with your due date so close, one could only assume.

"i know you're... friends with my wife. i assume you understand what might be happening right now?" kenpachi questioned.

"i assume she's in labour and you were away from her and someone told you?" she answered, looking up at the man.

"...yes. i thought she would be fine away from me during my meeting, but clearly not." he huffed, upset that he wasn't there with you.

getting closer to the doctor's offices, rangiku could another spiritual pressure. not as strong as kenpachi, but definitely a strong one, which made her conclude that you were nearby and most likely couldn't regulate yourself.

coming to a stop before reaching their destination, rangiku turned to kenpachi.

"i'll come by tomorrow to check in on her. we've gotten closer recently and i don't want to see her in pain. but i know what she's going through right now and i know that she needs you more than she needs anyone else." she said before turning around and walking away. "good luck, if you need anything, send someone for me and i'll be there."

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"i'm sorry about everything i said earlier." you apologized, looking at your husband who was sitting next to you.

he couldn't stop staring at the baby boy in front of him. he didn't care about the things you screamed at him while you were giving birth. anything that helped you was good enough for him.

"i don't care about that, woman. as long as you're okay and he's okay." he said, caressing your face. the look he was giving you made you blush and look away for a second out of embarrassment. this man was your husband and here he was, still making you blush like you have a schoolgirl crush on him.

"why don't we name him haruto?" you asked. both of you had talked about baby names but hadn't decided on one. "one who was born in the spring or in the sunlight."

"i think it's wonderful." kenpachi said, placing a kiss on your forehead and looking at his son. at haruto.

gently running his finger along his son's cheek, kenpachi silently made a promise to be the best husband and father for his family.