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These bitches wanna be Sasuke SOOOOO BAD

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kakashi teaching sasuke the chidori is kind of funny actually. i accidentally killed my friend with this jutsu but ummmm you wont try to do anything like that

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YAOI POLL FINALS

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Rip kakashi you wouldve loved ao3

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Tell what the last physical book was that you read? What was it about? Did you like it?

It’s called The Sun Blessed Prince!

It was about a world where some people are born with abilities. They’re called givers and reapers. Givers heal and can (if talented) even resurrect people. Reapers are the opposite. They’ll kill whoever they touch.

The prince of one kingdom is a giver, which is a secret bc rulers can’t be givers. They live too long. However, if he were to ascend to the throne before being discovered, it’s a loophole. He’d be king for generations.

A reaper assassin is sent after him but because he’s a giver, the reaper can’t kill him.

He take the reaper captive and they bond :)

It’s a queer romance novel, too. Gotta love it.

(Also its author is on tumblr! @lindseybyrd )

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How hot is it where you are right now???

It’s 80 at 10am with a high of 91. Fingers crossed it doesn’t get too hot in my no ac house!

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What are you working on just now?

Awww you’re so sweet I was just complaining!! 😭😭

I’m actually writing a book right now! About 80k words in with much to go. Wish me luck. 💖

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What does a bitch have to do to receive asks

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Summer hot nights

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do they know june is Over

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konoha diversity win: these elite shinobi share a twin-sized bed and live with eight dogs

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do you want au? i have one. okay, naruto is a monk, an orphan who grew up in a monastery. sasuke, no doubt, is a samurai from a respected clan.

the main thing is not to kill each other during the journey.

I'm so fucking excited. Naruto is my first fandom in my life, Narusasu is my first pairing. And now, after nineteen years, I finally drew art with my favorite boys.

yess, i’m old old woman

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Gaara would push against homophobia and make gay marriage legal in suna because he has a crush on naruto only for naruto to marry sasuke in suna because sasuke still hates konoha plus it's not legal

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Several years ago I briefly worked in the warehouse of a nondescript extremely large e-commerce company. I had no other options for employment but desperately needed money. Turnover was like 150%. I worked from something like 7pm to 5am, my commute was 50 minutes each way and before I got paid I didn’t even have the cash for enough gas to get home one night and had to bum $10 off of my kid sibling (this is all to give you an idea of my abysmal mental state while employed here.) You’re not allowed to do anything besides your job, no music or anything and they track your movement on cameras so you can’t even take a breather. The job is real monotonous, you get sent boxes of items of random sizes and you have to put the items into shelves of varying sizes and the shelves come to you, you don’t walk to them. Because the company tracks the rate at which you put items on these shelves, many small items are desirable because you can put a lot of them in quickly. Everything about the place seems almost designed intentionally to break you mentally and turn you into a robot. So I’m about 6 or 7 hours into my shift, feeling on the verge of a mental collapse, and up comes a container with a bunch of small white boxes, bout half the size of a deck of cards. No labels. Great, I’m already happy about whatever these things are. So I go to scan them in, and it gives you the name of the item and a little picture. Sasuke Penis Costume. What? Sasuke Penis Costume. A picture of that red cloud robe from Naruto and one of the headbands with the metal plate on it. I’m thinking, there’s no way. What is a penis costume? Am I hallucinating this? And there’s so many of them, literally about a hundred, and I know I’m going to be spending at least an hour with Sasuke Penis Costume, there’s so many and they’re so small, I’m already excited about the potential efficiency of these, and then I see it’s Sasuke Penis Costume? So the entire shift I’m like, trying to not put these things away too quick, because honestly I’m starting to build a kind of kinship with them. This is quite literally the most exciting thing to happen to me during my whole 2 week employment at the warehouse. I started to see Sasuke Penis Costume as a friend, some reminder of the outside world, a reminder of the humanity I was becoming so unfamiliar with, a reminder the world contained comedy, art, anime, and penis. I really couldn’t tell you if I ended up putting all of them away, the last thing I remember is my desperate need to look these items up when I got home. I needed a link to send to my friends for when I told them this riveting story. I learned that the costume is called the Akatsuki cloak in my fervent search for the item, and wouldn’t you know it, absolutely zero trace of these things exists online. Not on the e-commerce website, not on any specialized penis-costume websites (whose existence I was not privvy to prior to this incident) and no third-party retailer has these. Not even Google images will show me the hypothetical existence of Sasuke Penis Costume. Every few months I look it up, trying to find evidence that it can be bought, that any of this was ever real. My bond, my friendship, and dare I say even love for Sasuke Penis Costume feels as tangible as the boxes they came in, and yet the universe will give me no closure of their fate. Less and less frequently I search for them, each time becoming more and more discouraged that I will ever find them, but unlike their substance on this earth, one thing is inarguably certain. Sasuke Penis Costume exists to me, and it will live on firmly and resolutely within my memory and within my heart.

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If you're not Muslim, you can kindly shut up about the following:

Naruto

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naruto’s silence on abortion is deafening