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Tim just chased the criminal all the way to Blüdhaven
since he's already here...
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*taps microphone* is this thing on? Okay…
🎤 THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE ROBINS ARE SMART, GENIUSES IN FACT. THEY ARE IN A FAMILY OF DETECTIVES. THATS LIKE THEIR WHOLE THING. ALL OF THE ROBINS (AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM TOO) ARE CLEVER, STRATEGIC, AND CAPABLE, NOT JUST TIM. (No hate to my boy Tim, though. I love Tim.) YES, EVEN THAT ONE. Thank you. 🎤
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Batgirl (2000) #11
Batman beating the living shit out of Cain as footage of Cass' training plays in the background: absolute comics
talk about poetic justice
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Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it
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DC twitter is generally not as fun as dc tumblr however that one account pretending to be Batgirl is just. Fantastic. Like this is literally Cass's account







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[DC] kon: has one (1) adventure with tim
kon: robin my best friend robin. did i mention we're besties
(+ meme ver)
based on this panel from superboy and the ravers #8. i just think its funny that hes going around telling people this (after only having just met tim in wf3 and he also only just met bart in the prev issue so this is pre-yj), only to struggle to become robins friend in the early yj comics. in his defense, tims like one of the first friends his age he met at the time. also double funny because this is from the "batman and robin are urban myths" era so like. they never believed him in the first place.
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“Is slade wilsons thing for dick grayson a sex thing?” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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supervillain concept that's like Poison Ivy but instead of avenging plants she's just, like, really pissed off about the shoddy mistreatment of pet fish. still incredibly sexy and a huge dyke, needless to say.
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One of the super minor nitpicks that I have with a lot of batman fanfic is the fact that they clearly haven't read the og 'do the butts match' post. like. you understand that the funniest thing about that post is the fact that bruce was the one writing it right. right. and this angers me because the idea of bruce's kids laughing at this post, how someone figured it out but in such a stupid way that they got shunned for it, and bruce just standing there having to sincerely weigh the decision of 'do I rip away this piece laughter from my children in the efforts of being more open and trusting towards them, or do I let them have this bit of joy, something severely lacking in their lives, at the cost of another secret being held between us?' is beautiful
#none of the kids figure it out cuz when they see bruce's conflicted look. they read it as a conflict between#'happy that his and therfore their identiries are being covered'#and 'dissapointed in the universe at how dumb people are'#this theory makes them talk about the post more#barbra knows cuz dick asked her to figured out who made the post and she was bored one day#she had the exact same internal conflict before she decided to tell dick that#'it was just some guy'#and she 'wasn't gonna give a random mans name and address just so you could laugh at him'#she was pissed for the rest of the week because she was forced to give bruce grudging respect for this masteerful play in identity coverage#bruce wayne#batman#batman comics#do the butts match#dc comics#batfam
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it's new years resolution time. someone get me that picture of tim drake
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batman is an optimist. how much must i shout this fact into the void that is the internet before people realize. he is the biggest optimist in the universe. he is so insufferably compassionate, he is delusionally kind, his worldview is somehow more catholic than matt murdock because he believes in redemption even when hes lost everything over and over and over. gotham is a shithole that deserves to burn, rent is dirt cheap because nobody sane will live there by choice, and it’s crowning achievement is being the home to the biggest max security asylum on earth staffed by people so corrupt that villains escape every other day. and this stupid boy wrapped his mothers broken pearls around his fists like prayer beads and goes out to get his shit rocked every night for the past 20 years because he fell head over heels in love with said shithole city and its garbage residents, funnelling his wealth into the pit of endless greed because he hopes that a few cents will reach the pockets of those who need it
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love my evening walks ❤️
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Tim hasn’t hallucinated in a while, DC what’s that about? You used to love doing that, it used to be right up there with sending him to France
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