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The X-Men Traveling through the underworld with Death!Gambit and Sentinel!Reader

Death!Gambit: "hm.. the dessert of souls.. Suneshine count the number of sand grains in this desert"

Sunshine/Sentinel!Reader: "Okay. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7..."

Rouge: "Why the fuck would you make them do that!?"

Death!Gambit: "It passes the time"

Rouge: "it's going to take so long! It's going to be so annoying!"

Death!Gambit: "I'm curious what the biggest number is"

Rogue: "No, they're just gonna be counting forever!"

Death!Gambit: "perhaps-"

Sunshine/Sentinel!Reader: "THERE ARE ONLY 30 MILLION SAND PARTICLES IN THIS DESERT."

Death!Gambit: "see? That was easy"

Rogue: How did they know that?!

Deathbit: They're one smart cookie! Y'all should have known that, hm?

Sentinel Reader: I want juice

Deathbit: summons grape juice

Sentinel Reader: This is 100% juice with little sugar, 0% protein, and 3% dietary fiber

Deathbit: That's my little pal!

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Marvel High AU, Blurb One:

Science Fair Episode-

~The science fair in question~

Gambit: has an exhibit on different explosives

Rocket Raccoon: also has one

Reed Richards: made a portal

Victor von Doom: also did that

Hank McCoy: made a Jekyll/Hyde serum

Hank Pym: him as well

Tony Stark: made a mini robot

Loki: made a mini ice figurine

Reader: has an exhibit on different fossilized tree saps

The teachers: Oh cr*p it all

Reader: nurses a root beer in the corner

Later-

Mini Ultron: I will destroy you all!

Mini Ultron: fires lasers at everyone

Johnny Storm: passed out + on fire

Star Lord: twerking to ABBA

Peter Parker: screaming

Jubilee: blew up the gymnasium floor

Reader: slaps Ultron into a bucket of mop water

Afterwards-

Nick Fury: -and the winner of thr science fair, the only exhibit not set on fire or that tried to kill us, is... Peter Parker

Tony: What?! Why?! My robot was perfect!

Loki: It should have been me!

Kade Kilgore: My self-detonating grenade was legendary!

Gene Khan: What about the history of the Makluan rings I did?!

Rocket Raccoon: My exhibit only exploded AFTER rich boy's robot blew it up!

Gambit: I second that!

Nick Fury: My decision stands. Runner up is... Reader Readerson. As their exhibit is the only other one still standing

Spider Kids: Go Peter! We knew you had it in you!

Avengers: So unfair!

X-Men: We'll win the next one!

Fantastic Four: Good work, team!

Guardians of the Galaxy: Thank Ego that's over

Reader: ...

Reader: yay?

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Here is an alternative take on Honey for the Reader and Honey AU!

@manulodo @thewickedweiner @sugar-soda They have wings now!

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Woo! Let's go dragons, LET'S GO!!!

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*More hypnosis*

Marvel high au(either with Httyd ver or not)

*hypnosis intensifies×2*

Okie doke! Let's do... Marvel High!

Imagine a world between worlds, full of the teen heroes from every Marvel show ever.

You've got twelve classes, with multiple X-Men, two sets of Avengers, a herd of Spider Kids and villains, a Brotherhood class, Iron Man: Armored Adventures science chaos class, Fantastic Four and Co., even a few others...

Then there's Reader, only member of class 13 to show up, who due to not having any other classmates with them, is now the honorary teacher assistant/substitute teacher/art teacher/etc. . Nick Fury won't reveal anything about them, causing everyone to enter a race to figure out what Reader is and who they are. Winner gets bragging rights, will be claimed the smartest student, and will have dirt on Fury. They are a bunch of quirky kids who have little to lose. The hunt is on!

(Staff include: Principal Fury, English teacher Xavier, Geology/Geography Teacher Magneto, Earth sciences Teacher Galactus, P.E. Yondu, and many more~!)

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*Swings hypnosis thingy in front of you* oooooo

You want to remake your Httyd au-

Oooooo you totally didn't tell me to ask you this oooooo- *hypnosis powers intensifies*

Hehehe! It worked!

Okay, so, a remake of Blood of thr Dragon AU where it follows the plot of the movie for a bit longer. Dragon hybrids get captured, Reader ends up in dragon hunting training camp, all that jazz. BUT. But. The hybrids don't realize at first Reader is one of them, a fellow dragon.

Reader refuses to hunt them, won't even fight back, but their wounded new dragon friend is trying to figure out how to warn his/her friends that Reader is one of them, they're not the enemy!

(Any ideas for who is what kind of dragon? All ideas welcome! I admit, I do imagine Xavier and Magneto as a Bewilderbeast and Red Death, respectively)

Should they he able to turn into dragons as well, beside shaving wings and claws and dragon abilities?

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Look at what @manulodo made!!!! Reader is so so so cute!!! And hehehe, Kurt is their buddy! (They can't sting you, but they can make lots of honey, and they're rather nice! They just hope no one finds out about their new... "friend")

I just wanna make a plush of them and squish them and hug them!!!! AAAAAHHHHHG!!!

Reader and Honey

Reader and Honey AU!, I drew a picture of how I interpret the appearance of the reader, which in my view is a bee of the species Melipona fasciculata Melipona is a genus of bees of the Meliponini tribe (stingless or with an atrophied stinger), (Melipona fasciculata – Uruçu-cinzenta, tiúba, tiúba-grande, jandaíra-preta-da-Amazônia: They are also excellent honey producers. There are records of colonies of these native bees that stored up to 12 liters of honey. They can be found in the North, Northeast and Central-West of Brazil

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Hi honey have you seen the new jurassic park rebirth trailer yet

I have! It looks like it might be a bit more like the early Juraasic Park films (a bit more horror). I like it!

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For the Reader and Honey AU~

Hello, Readers! I am opening a challenge where y'all can make art of your version of Reader! You can do pencil and paper, Picrew, digital, painting, etc. ! For where each AU there is and every X-Men universe, there is a Reader for that world!

Feel free to tell us about your Reader, their powers, what they're like, and which yans they're closest to! Have fun~!

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do you think Reader's mutation is simply, being able to comprehend Honey at all-

o0o!!!

Possibly! I also imagine each Rwader has their own special mutation, but when powered up by Honey, become even more powerful/get a few extra powers, as they're now a Herald of the Hive!

The other mutants, whenever they catch glimpses of Honey, shudder or bare their teeth. They can sense the danger, the power, that is nearby.

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In the honey and reader au does honey ever do that thing where you think you see something was in the window and you double look and it's gone. like a horror monster?

YES.

They do that, hoping to make sure Reader doesn't fall for the tricks and traps of the yans. Thry need to warn them, every single one, but... it's hard to get one past Xavier. So that means being as sly and spry as they can manage, hoping one of their many apparitions makes it past the old man and his army of loyal followers.

After all, they've gotta look out for one of their fellow heralds, right? The Hive protects itself and its members, after all...

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Honey buzzing around Reader's head like

Hehehe! Yep!

Honey talks to Reader, be it in their mind, from the shadows, as a little bee, or as an eldritch being that condenses into a vaguely human form.

They do bring snacks though, and offer Easter eggs (fun facts) of each X-Men world to them, all free of charge~!

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If y'all want to send in asks, requests, or little silly ideas for the Reader and Honey AU, bee my guest!

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(For the Reader and Honey AU)

Xavier in his library at night: trying to look up teen psychology

The shadows: writhe and stretch

Xavier: !!!

???: W h Y i F i T I s N' t c H a R L e S F r a N c i s X A v i e R !

Xavier, sighing: Hello, Honey

Honey: Well well well... it seems someONE has been messing a l i t t l e too much with my little pal!

Xavier: I'm trying to help them, Honey. You know that

Honey: Do I? You have quite a funny way of helping others, if I do recall

Xavier: You won't win, Honey. One day you'll be our friend again... Reader and you...

Honey: Wanna bet, old man?

Xavier: 😑

Xavier: Please stop calling me old

Honey: Never!

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For the Reader and Honey AU, meet Honey, the entity that helps Reader out and is a collective entity of all the Readers' knowledge and experience, and can grant Reader the power of the Hive to become their Herald!

They may look scary, but they (usually) try to be helpful!

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I did some Picrew art of Honey! Did y'all want me to post it?

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Does Honeys' existence in Readers mind make it so telepaths can't read their mind? Is it like looking at an eldritch horror if they try? They can't process the very creator of their world because Honey doesn't want them to, so instead, it's like looking into the void as it grins it's sharp maw at you, threatening to swallow you whole for daring to try and peek at them and the mortal they chose?

Reader staring blankly at Charles who just asked them how they where doing: ...

Honey telling them the multiple ways the man manipulated everyone, including them in practically every universe: :)

Reader: No

Charles: Pardon?

Reader, walking away: No

Hehehe!

Yep, for telepaths of all strengths and ages, trying to read Reader's mind is... horrifying, to say the least. As they're greeted by the many eyes of a being dripped in black and gold, who grins in amusement, before they're shucked out of Reader's mind like discarded corn husks.

Honey warns Reader of any danger in the area, gives them advice on certain mutants, and offers power ups when needed.

After all, they are the Herald of the Hive...