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*Looks at the clock at work
*17:10
The Patrick voice inside of my head:
"Oh boy! Only seven hours till bedtime! Time to turn off the rest of the brain!"
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Have you gotten the chance to watch the new Trigun yet? I seem to recall you were interested.
Not yet, but when free time hits, hoo boy I’m binging
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Every Tumblr thread goes like this :
*absurd, silly and straight up nonsensical sentence*
*mildly threatening reply*
*pun*
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"This is why I love Tumblr"
*pun*
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Since we have come to agree that one a man becomes a father he will be bleesed with the dad energy and jokes, i have question.
If the have more children, will they get stronger, get another blessing or will they become weak because they now have to divide their power to use on the children?
#Dads#Not single child kids#and#science side of tumblr#i and many want answers#even if we can't see where the enegy comes from#we need to see how it's used#so we can harness it#text posts
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Isn't Cyana the face of mercy?
This is fake advertising
Do you have any current mercy and if so how do I find where to buy it
After that post below this one on my page
I’m out of mercy.
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I like how the jojo fandom has the stigma of being gay, while the Undertale and Homestuck fandom also exist
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I have a "Resting bitch face"?
Honey I'm going for the whole "Resting Bitch Aura"
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Guys hear me out
Meat... Juice
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I'm going to the woods and giving a glock to each raccoon I see. Talk to everybody later
#woods#dark woods#raccoons#guns#what possible could go wrong#my kink is giving small animals the power of chaos
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My torture chamber in hell is just gonna be me being sleepy all time while ain't no rest for the wicked plays on loop
#I know#the devil knows#and you too#oh#maybe down there we can throw a chill party#anyone up?#text posts
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Who goes to work sick and feals like shit
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So i just found this debunking praggerU for like 7 hours, and I got say.
Never in my life have I been so productive.
#does enybody feel the same way#like#you put some boring thing#and then you're soooooo productive#i can't be the only one#text posts#productivity#life hack
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Today insted of chicken we all drink the milk
last one left
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4 introverted nerds sitting in a table
All are staring at eachother
The music intensifies
Somebody is gonna die to night
#Turns out that the club is all that lit#but we can change that#introverts just being introverts#text posts
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Yes I wanna kill people.
No I don't them to die.
Why do you ask?
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Remove ralsei, he's too much of a pussy to take some granny's money.
Their futures are bright
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