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As someone who frequents other sites, tumblr is like the town jester usually showing up alongside minecraft or subway surfers.

Funny to me to think about the whole "oh you say you don't like <insert website> but you'll gladly reblog content FROM <insert website>" as like... trade exports between nations that all a little bit don't like each other.

"Come try these grapes. They're from Tiktok." "OH Tiktok? Wonderful. They grow the best grapes. We just don't have the right terrain for them here." "I agree. Lovely grapes. Wretched country though, I'd never live there." "Oh me neither. They cancel their peasants in the town square. Speaking of, have you seen the new textiles boypussydilf is selling in the town square? Imported from Instagram!" "Oh amazing textiles, Instagram has. Wretched country though." "Absolutely wretched."

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[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

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thunder? struck

and stupe completely fied

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

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two very unrelated things

first tma fandom has a misogyny problem & its so irritating please please stop villianizing melanie or ignoring daisira, sasha & georgie omg

(^ that's not even TOUCHING more minor characters bc. omg.)

secondly um. most of the monsters are so hot idc

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#house of the sapphics

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oh my god I am so gay

her grace

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you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

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oh shit, ink5oul doesn't know what's happening to them

they're becoming an avatar (or the closest thing the protocol universe has to them) and they don't know why

that must be fucking terrifying jfc

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tma is a show which spends the first 100 episodes going "look at these monsters. aren't they fucked up. yeah and they're all so happy being monsters who hurt people monstrously" and then the protagonist who you've spent hours listening to at this point becomes one of those fucked up monsters, forcing you to either dismiss him as evil or you have to fully change how you view all the previous monsters. and then they spend the next 100 episodes dealing with that

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Mary keay may be horrible but at least she’s anti-capitalist

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The implications Colin has been fucking with the system and was never actually trying to fix it… I’m having thoughts. Holy fuck.

Also Freddy directly communicating with Alice? Like, responding to her with sounds?

I’m SO Normal.

I mean, we knew the computers were listening and responding from stuff like the cases directed at specific people, and the email from ‘John’, but there’s something about the clear and direct response here and the fact Alice is now directly aware of it. The way ‘Freddy’ goes silent when she asks who’s in there. I’m so normal.

And of course, it’s always Chester reading the Magnus Institute cases…

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GOT MY FRIEND INTO TMA SHE IS LITERALLY STARTING IT RIGHT THIS SECOND WHAT THE FUCK IM SCREAMING

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TMA fans when they’re about to be murdered (they’re experiencing the slaughter irl)

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listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well

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My dreams haven't really been subtle lately.