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HOTTEST MILF/DILF QUARTER-FINALS

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HOTTEST MILF/DILF QUARTER-FINALS

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HOTTEST MILF/DILF QUARTER-FINALS

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HOTTEST MILF/DILF QUARTER-FINALS

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WE ARE ENTERING THE QUARTER FINALS!!!

for round two, here are our WINNERS!

AIZAWA SHOUTA vs Jim Hopper

MICHONNE GRIMES vs Rio Morales

LADY DIMITRESCU vs Elastigirl/Helen Parr

EUDORIA HOLMES vs Kurumi Saiki

QUEEN RAMONDA vs Carmen Sánchez

JOHN WICK vs Joel Miller

JACK IN THE BOX vs Heimdall (MCU)

MORTICIA ADDAMS vs Linda Belcher

ROUND 3 MATCHUPS

Aizawa Shouta vs Michonne Grimes

Lady Dimitrescu vs Eudoria Holmes

Queen Ramonda vs John Wick

Jack In The Box vs Morticia Addams

ROUND 3 COMING SOON

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Hottest MILF/DILF Round 2 - H

AIZAWA PROPOGANDA

* in his 30s, disgruntled, but is a genuinely good teacher and takes his job super seriously

* comforts and encourages his students when he can see they're frustrated or stuck or just generally need a good push (good example is when he let momo win during her and todoroki's exam so that she could gain confidence in her abilities

* is literally referred to as a softy because of the previous example i gave

* adopts eri as his own and helps her in every little way he can (i.e. she had never heard of any holidays before and he helps correct her when she makes a mistake

HOPPER PROPOGANDA

* DAD BOD DAD BOD DAD BOD

* reluctant father figure my beloved <333

* would give literally anything to protect his kids

* tired old man <3

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Hottest MILF/DILF Round 2 - G

MICHONNE PROPOGANDA

* i'm so very in love with her

* chained the zombies of her boyfriend and brother and brought them around to protect herself, saying that they got what they deserved be her son got killed in their care

* is very soft on kids in general, especially carl, but also treats them like whole people

* talks to carl respectfully from the very start, plus goes back into a walker infested restaurant to get carl a picture of him, lori, and rick (and to get herself a cat, she's such a sweetie)

* oh man there's so many things i could say about her but i'll end with SHE HAS A KATANA SHES

* SO COOL

RIO PROPOGANDA

* she is everything to me

* loves her son, loves her husband, loves people in general

* you have to be crazy smart to be a nurse, so she's crazy smart

* even when she gets frustrated with her family, she loves them more than anything and is very good at communicating that

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Hottest MILF/DILF Round 2 - F

do i really REALLY need to put propoganda for either of these fine women?

genuinely excited to see the outcome for this, it’s everyone’s favourite milfs

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Hottest MILF/DILF Round 2 - E

EUDORIA PROPOGANDA

* has 3 children and gave at least 2 of them very good genes

* mysterious and has a great many talents including swordplay, ping pong, climbing trees, martial arts, painting, etc. etc.

* knows the language of flowers (can someone say leaving secret declarations of love around for you?

KURUMI PROPOGANDA

* literal sweetest person ever and also most evil person ever

* she's literally the reason why saiki (kusuo) isn't a super villain and also partially the reason why saiki (kusuo) has a social life the other reason is pure accident}

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Hottest MILF/DILF Round 2 - D

JOHN WICK PROPOGANDA

• not a human child dad, but IS a dog dad

• literally took down several sections of a GLOBAL underground assassin organization because one of the leader's shithead kid stole his car and killed his dog (fair reaction, imo)

• he's also just a sad old man, you know? that's very attractive to me

JOEL MILLER PROPOGANDA

• reluctant adoptive father with trauma from losing his first daughter but still grows enough to let his new daughter in

• kills like, an entire hospital of people + countless others to keep his kid safe and alive

• has a certain "i hate everybody but you" personality that drives me wild

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Hottest MILF/DILF Round 2 - C

QUEEN RAMONDA PROPOGANDA

* GOOD GOD JUST LOOKAT HER

* strong as fuck, protective of her family, absolutely STUNNING

* another one of my sugar mommies

* she is smart and strong and a great monarch and you can definitely tell that she is respected by
many for more reasons other than "she's the queen"

CARMEN PROPOGANDA

* literally slapped the shit out of the king of the underworld + made said king flinch when she looked at him

* was a great mom to manolo when she had the chance, including but not limited to: singing to him, hugging him, walking through the realm of the dead to help him reunite with his true love, fighting malevolent bandits to defend an entire town so he could get married safely, etc. etc.

* according to manolo, she smelled like flowers (which is more than thorin can say)

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Hottest MILF/DILF Round 2 - B

JACK I.T. BOX PROPOGANDA

• good god if you've ever seen the commercials, you would get it

• he also has a kid. like canonically

HEIMDALL (MCU) PROPOGANDA

• dude.

• it's idris elba.

• with yellow eyes and long hair.

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Hottest MILF/DILF Round 2 - A

LINDA PROPOGANDA

• she is literally so cool and carefree and loves her family so much

• even if you don't want her, you want to BE her

• she encourages her children to always be themselves even if people will judge them for it

MORTICIA PROPOGANDA

• loves her family very fiercely and that is attractive

• she's like an actual vampire which makes me feel feelings

• incredibly passionate person who actively encourages her children to express themselves and explore their identities, even if she doesn't always understand

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so since i can’t do math well, i accidentally had an odd number of contestants for round 2, so i would like everyone to give a warm welcome to

SPECIAL GUEST STAR JIM HOPPER!!!!!

He may have gotten the special privilege of skipping round one, but i am sure that this man will give us a good fight!

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ROUND ONE MATCHUPS

Morticia Addams vs. Xu Wenwu

Linda Belcher vs. Valeria Garza

Heimdall (MCU) vs. Skyler White

Madame Red vs. Jack in the Box

Queen Ramonda vs. Gomez Addams

Thorin Oakenshield vs. Carmen Sanchez

Midnight/Nemuri Kayama vs. John Wick

Geralt of Rivia vs. Joel Miller

Negan Smith vs. Eudoria Holmes

Kurumi Saiki vs. Margarethe Ziegler

Elastigirl/Helen Parr vs. Hiccup

Lady Dimitrescu vs. Rick Grimes

Michonne vs. Lalo Salamanca

Rio Morales vs. Atticus Finch

Aizawa Shouta vs. Vincent Phantomhive

ROUND 2 MATCHUPS

Morticia Addams v. Linda Belcher

Heimdall (MCU) v. Jack I.T. Box

Queen Ramonda v. Carmen Sánchez

John Wick v. Joel Miller

Eudoria Holmes v. Kurumi Saiki

Elastigirl/Helen Parr v. Lady Dimitrescu

Michonne Grimes v. Rio Morales

Aizawa Shouta v. special guest star Jim Hopper!!!

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ROUND 1 WINNERS!!!!!

MORTICIA ADDAMS v. XU WENWU

LINDA BELCHER v. VALERIA

HEIMDALL (MCU) v. SKYLER WHITE

JACK IN THE BOX v. MADAME RED

QUEEN RAMONDA v. GOMEZ ADDAMS

CARMEN SÁNCHEZ v. THORIN OAKENSHIELD

JOHN WICK v. MIDNIGHT

JOEL MILLER v. GERALT OF RIVIA

EUDORIA HOLMES v. NEGAN SMITH

KURUMI SAIKI v. MARGARETHE ZIEGLER

ELASTIGIRL/HELEN PARR v. HICCUP

LADY DIMITRESCU v. RICK GRIMES

MICHONNE GRIMES v. LALO SALAMANCA

RIO MORALES v. ATTICUS FINCH

AIZAWA SHOUTA v. VINCENT PHANTOMHIVE

ROUND 2 MATCHUPS AND POLLS COMING LATER TODAY

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These posts right in a row are really doing something for me