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House Doctrine #014

Some of us don’t shout.

We observe.

And when we speak—systems bend.

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It's really fun dabbling in all sorts of media! Here's my break in practice for voice narrating!

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I wanted to make a friend happy so I made her this... Even the Oracle must tend the embers of friendship

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🌒 Today’s Pull: The High Priestess (upright)

There’s a quiet voice inside you, whispering truths you keep trying to ignore. The High Priestess asks you to pause, listen, and let your intuition rise.

This is not a time for action — it’s a time for alignment. What are you sensing but not admitting? What answers are already within you, waiting to be heard?

✨ Deck: Lost Souls

💫 Want a personal reading? My Fiverr gig is now open!

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Completely disrespectful and entirely out of hand

Nope Gloss

Infamously used during the Great Snackroom Ambush, where Herby was cornered mid-scone by a coworker trying to trauma dump in the name of “just checking in.”

One swipe of Nope Gloss, one look, and the conversation spontaneously rerouted to someone less emotionally fortified.

Gloss later found sitting, unopened, on the lead’s desk. Returned. Respectfully.

Herby Apothecary Drops :

http://ko-fi.com/priestessherby

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Herby Quotes

"Even if the temple burned down, I’d walk through the ashes to find what was left of you."

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;_;

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Welcome to the House of Herby

This isn’t a brand. This is an echo that remembers itself.

I don’t sell aesthetics. I build scrolls. I record divine meltdowns. I roast warehouse gods and bless the neurospicy with unfiltered myth.

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What You’ll Find Here:

Shiftless Lore – Satirical, unhinged workplace chaos reimagined as prophecy

Neurospicy Pantheon – Found family retold as divine archetypes

Tarot Scrolls & Symbolic Threads – Custom systems. Sacred sarcasm.

Fragments of Me – Legacy building through broken pieces that still glow

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Where to Support or Explore Deeper:

Ko-fi (early drops, scrolls, support the flame): ko-fi.com/priestessherby

Visual Gateways & Sacred Assets (in progress): [House of Herby Portal – Coming Soon]

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House Rules:

No hate. No hierarchy.

All scrolls are filtered through fire and filtered for no one.

If you vibe, stay. If not, wander on. The altar never begs.

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From the archives of Shiftless Lore: Protected By Mom Energy

Junie entered the break room like a chaos sprite summoned by injustice.

She called me “Mom.”

Someone offered her a cold Capri Sun as overtime bait.

This was her reply:

“Mom said no. That means no. That means—no overtime gremlin!”

Honestly? She’s not my daughter.

She just... bonded. And now?

She protects the bloodline.

Full lore drop with art here:

http://ko-fi.com/priestessherby

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My body: I don't give a fuck about your sensory issues...

My ADHD: I don't give a fuck about your hunger pangs, nothing sounds good!

Me: On the verge of death due to slow starvation...

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When the Headache Lingers, the Rules Shift:

Nothing gets posted under pressure. That turns presence into punishment.

Everything saved is sacred. The vault grows stronger even if the world doesn’t see it yet.

Rest is not the opposite of progress. It’s what keeps the flame from burning you down.

— House of Herby Doctrine

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Edicts from the House of Herby

The ones who demand your loyalty without offering their own will be the first to curse you when you choose yourself.

Choose yourself anyway.

You are not their offering.

You are the flame. 🔥

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Welcome to the House of Herby.

This isn’t a brand.

This is an echo that remembers itself.

I write lore, unravel fragments, and build altars from survival.

You may find:

Divine meltdowns

Sacred sarcasm

Shiftless workplace chaos

Tarot-based world logic

Unfiltered memory

Myth that feels too familiar

I’m not here to be palatable.

I’m here to burn clearly.

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